Homestar Runner Strategy Guide/Minigames/Flight to Oblivion

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Description

If you look around Bumdumbourge, you might find a sign reading "WELCOME TO BUMDUMBOURGE: POPULATION: 4" This does not add up. There are 5 houses, with ONE villager each. Only one has a smokestack, though. Use The Cheat's chainwhip to hook onto it. You will find Stark Dalig (a foreign version of Strong Bad) screaming down at Poopaw. Climb up to the top of the smokestack with the whip, then drop inside. Instead of the normal decor you see if you walk in through the front door, you will be in a coliseum. There you will have to fight an infinite number of battles, gaining helpful, rare items along the way.

How to Play

Walk into the circle at the center of the arena to fight an enemy. Every 3 battles, the difficulty of the enemy increases. You can only heal Homestar and his party at 10, 20, 40, 80, 160, 320, and one more every 200 battles.

Rewards

If you manage to get a grueling 1000 battles, Poopaw will come up to you and gives you an Attack Seed. Use it in battle to do the maximum number of damage the operating system can handle to every foe on the screen. You can come back and play more battles, getting a lot of EXP now that you have the Seed. But be warned: The estimated amount of time it takes to do these 1000 battles is 3 months. 3 months STRAIGHT of leaving the system on. Ouch. But to make it shorter, have Homeshool in your party with the Omega Armor on, changing Homeschool into Homeschool Omega, and keep using Vanishing World or Paradise Lost to get the cheapest wins ever.