Homestar Runner Magazine/Issues/1/11
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Jokes and Riddles
Q: Why was Strong Bad's computer injured?
A: Because it slipped a disk!
Q: Why does a wrestleman bring a key to the match?
A: To get out of a headlock!
Q: Where does smart bread go?
A: On the honor roll!
Q: Why did the wrestleman wear boxing gloves to bed?
A: So he could hit the sack!
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Chuck,
Chuck who?
Check your doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Dennis,
Dennis who?
Your den is looking very nice today!
User-submitted joke
Knock Knock,
Who's th(e)re?
Interrupting cow
Interrupti- MOO!
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