Homestar Runner, Not So Live in Concert/Deleted

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Detailed Information

Album: Homestar Runner, Not So Live in Concert
Track: 11
Time: undefined
Artist(s): Homestar Runner, The Runners
Style: Pop
Origin: A parody of Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

Lyrics

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I got deleted. Strongbad said no. And sent me to go.
I'm just beggining. The words on the screen. Ending unseen.

Staring at the blank screen before me.
Open up a brand new email.
Let the keys illuminate the words that
I cannot type.

Sending.
To StrongBad in the distance.
So close I can almost taste it.
Release my inner questions.
"How does he really type?"

HOMESTAR RUNNER AND THE RUNNERS: No one else can really answer
only he can end your thoughts.
No one else, no one else,
Can type the words on his screen.
Make sure all your words are spelled right
keep bad grammar out of his sight.
Send it off
and then walk away.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It just comes back deleted.

I break traditions.
I run spell check.
My email's no wreck.
I ask good questions.
It's easy to see,
StrongBad hates me!

THE RUNNERS: Staring at the blank screen before you.
Open up a brand new email.
Let the keys illuminate the words that
you cannot type.

HOMESTAR RUNNER AND THE RUNNERS: Sending.
To StrongBad in the distance.
So close you can almost taste it.
Release your inner questions.
"How does he really type?"

No one else can really answer
only he can end your thoughts.
No one else, no one else,
Can type the words on his screen.
Make sure all your words are spelled right
keep bad grammar out of his sight.
Send it off
and then walk away.
It just comes back deleted.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Just comes back deleted!

HOMESTAR RUNNER AND THE RUNNERS: "How does he really type?"

No one else can really answer
only he can end your thoughts.
No one else, no one else,
Can type the words on his screen.
Make sure all your words are spelled right
keep bad grammar out of his sight.
Send it off
and then walk away.
It just comes back deleted.

It just comes back deleted.
It just comes back deleted.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: It just comes back deleted.