Homestar Runner's Trading Card Game/market/items

CHAINWHIP:
The chainwhip easily boosts your attack, but will leave your defenses open between hits.
A: +3
D: -2
S: +0

Price: 80
Stock: 2

NUNCHUCK-GUN:
The nunchuck-gun seems like a useless combo, but is still a very cool weapon.
A: -1
D: +1
S: +0

Price: 30
Stock: 2_/3

THE DOUBLE DEUCE:
The double deuce will double your attack power, but at a price. Half-numbers are rounded down.
A: x2
D: ÷2
S: ÷2

Price: 80
Stock: 2

LAB COAT:
The lab coat, glasses and beaker will add to the illusion of your "intelligence".
Elemental Change: Smart


Price: 50
Stock: 1_/3

HYPNO-THERAPY:
Use your turn to hypnotise any opponent's card on the board to follow your orders for the turn. One use only.

Price: 80
Stock: 2

THE PROUD ANSELMO:
The Proud Anselmo can transport any of your cards currently on the board to the throne, moving any card on it down to the next open space. One use only.

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WAGON FULLA PANCAKES:
She'll carry you around the board, but you'll be rather prone sitting in her.
A: -1
D: -1
S: +3

Price: 90
Stock: 1

ALDI BAG:
Eating something from this bag will give you energy, but will also made you fatter.
A: +1
D: +0
S: -1

Price: 40
Stock: 2_/3

COOL SHADES:
These shades make you feel very cool.
Elemental Change: Cool


Price: 50
Stock: 1_/3

EYEBALL PEAR:
A very strange pear for a very strange person.
Elemental Change: Strange


Price: 50
Stock: 3

AN EGG:
With this item, you can "hatch" a card from your hand to any open space on the bottom four rows of the board. One use only.

Price: 70
Stock: 2

POWER CRUNCH:
The health-restoring properties of a power crunch will cause its attached card to not lose defense in a wrestle. +1 attack bonus for 20X6-themed cards.

Price: 100
Stock: 1