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Contents 1 Playing Statistics 1.1 Players 1.2 Board Type 1.3 Stakes 2 The Game 2.1 Players 2.2 Turd 5 2.3 Turn 4 2.4 Turn 3 2.4.1 Wrestling Time! 2.5 Turn 2 2.6 Turn 1 2.7 Setup Process

Playing Statistics

Players

• Shadow Scythe (Deck: Fluffy)
• TotalSpaceshipGuy3 (Deck: Storybook Set)

Board Type

Four row Triangle — 5 turns

Stakes

Neither player has staked anything.

The Game

Players

TotalSpaceshipGuy3

Cards in deck: 3

Cards in hand: 0

Cards on field: 2 — Storybook Homestar Runner (Lame, 3/3/4); Storybook Strong Sad (Silent, 3/5/2)

Total Points: 1

Shadow Scythe

Cards in deck: 2

Cards in hand: 0

Cards on field: 3 — Nibbles (Moron, 3/4/3); The Goblin (Silent, [4/2/4]); The Cheat (Strange, [3/6/1])

Total Points: 5

Turd 5

BOULDAR: It's your last turn, Spaceshipman. Go.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Whee! I draw a card for NO reason!

NYJOLE: You get a Tiny-handed Strong Bad. Even though it doesn't matter, I force you to decide where to place it!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Lefties!

BOULDAR: Okay, Shadow. What'll you do?

SHADOW SCYTHE: I'll keep it simple, stupid, by just placing my The Cheat on the right and winning.

NYJOLE: Teh C's stats will be 3/6/1. And that's the end of this game! Shadow Scythe wins absolutely nothing!

SHADOW SCYTHE: MY NOTHING!

BOULDAR: Oookay, then. Bye everyone!

Turn 4

NYJOLE: Your turn once again, Totally a spaceship.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I move Strong Sad in a futile effort to cover up the fact that I can't win no matter what!

BOULDAR: Yay! Let's see, you roll a 2. Move already!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Yeah, well... I moved. Sigh.

NYJOLE: Now 'tis Shadow's turn. Move Nibbles?

SHADOW SCYTHE: Oh, totally sure! Whaddaya got for me?

BOULDAR: Just a 1.

SHADOW SCYTHE: Let's go up-left.

Turn 3

BOULDAR: Alright, Spaceshipman. What'll you do now?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Homestar to the top! Now my points start going up! {Point}

SHADOW SCYTHE: O der. I'd better act fast! Time to move a goblin.

NYJOLE: A four for you.

SHADOW SCYTHE: Heah heah heah... Move the goblin to da top!

Wrestling Time!

versus

• THE GOBLIN:
  

E: Silent
THE GOBLIN is a wildcard.
The stats of this card are
random each time it's drawn.

• STORYBOOK HOMESTAR:
  

E: Lame
A: 3
D: 3
S: 4

No elemental advantages found. Skipping to turn order.

Both cards' speed stats are equal. Therefore, the initiator, The Goblin, attacks first.

• The Goblin attacks Storybook Homestar!
  • 4 > 3
  • Storybook Homestar collapses!

Results:

• The Goblin won the match! He gains control of the mountaintop.
• Oh, too bad, Storybook Homestar! You go back 4 spaces. That's all the way to the bottom!

SHADOW SCYTHE: And so ends my turn. A point for me! {Ding}

NYJOLE: Now it's time for turn 4.

Turn 2

NYJOLE: Your turn again, TotalSpaceshipGuy. Whatcha gonna do today?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'm gunna look my my yello pap- err... I mean, I'll draw.

BOULDAR: You get a storybook Strong Sad. Where will you place it?

NYJOLE: Uh, Bouldar? There's only one place where he CAN put it.

BOULDAR: Just following procedure...

NYJOLE: So, shadow. Since you obviously can't place any cards, you're gonna move?

SHADOW SCYTHE: Naw. I'll draw a card and place it later.

BOULDAR: Uh-kay. {Presses a button} You draw The Cheat, but you can't place it yet.

SHADOW SCYTHE: Yeah, I kinda figured that out.

NYJOLE: And so ends turn 2 with Spaceshippy still in da lead!

Turn 1

BOULDAR: Spaceshipguy goes first. What'll you do, man?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Moving on up, fool. Duckshirt goes up.

NYJOLE: Erngh, got it! {Presses a button} It's a 2. You only have one choice of where to move... {Moves yer guy.} Shadow's turn! Now what?

SHADOW SCYTHE: I'll draw something this turn. I shall gain total control of the field!

BOULDAR: You get the Goblin. Time to get his stats! {Nudges at a button} The Goblin's stats are 4/2/4. Alright, then, where're you gonna put it?

SHADOW SCYTHE: The middle.

NYJOLE: 'kay, then.

Setup Process

NYJOLE: Alright, guys! It's time to start our very first Quikmatch of the entire history of HRTCG!

BOULDAR: I'm not quite sure why round 3 didn't count as a quikmatch.

NYJOLE: First off, it was more than 5 turns. Second off, quikmatches weren't invented back then.

BOULDAR: If you say so-

NYJOLE: Now then! Let's draw some serious cards.

• Shadow Scythe draws a Nibbles Card. (3 speed points)
• TotalSpaceshipGuy3 draws a Storybook Homestar Card. (4 speed points)

BOULDAR: Oh, it looks like TotalSpaceshipGuy goes firstest!

NYJOLE: Okay, Spaceshipman. Whereya gonna put yer guy?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Dang right! Leftmost!

BOULDAR: Got it. Now, what about your Nibbles, Shaggalascytheman?

SHADOW SCYTHE: I'll put it on the right.

NYJOLE: Alright, cool. Now, let's get this game-a goin'! We'll do five turns. Ready... go!