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Contents 1 Playing Statistics 1.1 Players 1.2 Board Type 1.3 Rewards 2 The Game 2.1 Players 2.2 Turn 15 2.3 Turn 14 2.4 Turn 13 2.4.1 Wrestling Time 2.4.2 Wrestling Time 2.5 Turn 12 2.5.1 Wrestling Time 2.6 Turn 11 2.6.1 Wrestling Time 2.7 Turn 10 2.8 Turn 9 2.9 Turn 8 2.9.1 Wrestling Time 2.9.2 Wrestling Time 2.10 Turn 7 2.11 Turn 6 2.12 Turn 5 2.12.1 Wrestling Time 2.13 Turn 4 2.14 Turn 3 2.15 Turn 2 2.16 Turn 1 2.17 Setup Process

Playing Statistics

Players

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• Joshua (Deck: Dangeresque)
• TotalSpaceshipGuy3 (Deck: Storybook Set)

Board Type

Five row Pentagon — 15 turns

Rewards

• First Place: One main character card of choice, 20 credits (Joshua)
• Second Place: 10 credits (TotalSpaceshipGuy3)

The Game

Players

TotalSpaceshipGuy3

Cards in deck: 0

Cards in hand: 1 — Tiny-Handed Strong Bad (Cool, 5/4/1)

Cards on field: 3 — Storybook Homestar (Lame, 3/3/4); Storybook The Cheat (Strange, wildcard [6/2/2]); Storybook Strong Sad (Silent, 3/5/2)

Total Points: 10

Joshua

Cards in deck: 0

Cards in hand: 0

Cards on field: 4 — Perducci (Lame, 5/1/4); Dangeresque Too (Cool, wildcard [4/2/4]); Renaldo (Smart, 2/5/3); Dangeresque (Cool, 3/3/4)

Total Points: 17

Turn 15

JOSHUA: Final turn and nothing to do. What be your move?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Nothing to do?! Then I do nothing!

JOSHUA: Me too! Last turn over! The game ends will me leading 17 to 10. Thanks for a good game, and better luck next time. I'll claim my prize, and you can claim yours.

Turn 14

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I will now, without any provocation from you, draw my last card. Tiny Handed Strong Bad!

• You draw Tiny Handed Strong Bad.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Turn over!

JOSHUA: This late in the game, that's essentially a pass. And since I see now that neither Perducci nor Dangeresque Too can kill The Cheat... Hmm... I'll pass as well.

Turn 13

JOSHUA: Go, Bob.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: The Cheat's gotta gnaw someone! I move him for a close quarters face chewoff!

JOSHUA: You roll a two. Uh oh.

{TotalSpaceshipGuy3 moves him up left-left.}

Wrestling Time

versus

Strange has an elemental advantage over Cool. TotalSpaceshipGuy3 chooses +2 attack.

Storybook The Cheat has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Storybook The Cheat attacks Dangeresque Too!
  • 8 > 4
  • Dangeresque Too is defeated!

JOSHUA: Ouch.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Yay! Move it down, Dan!

JOSHUA: Fortunately he only has to go down one space. Down-left, please. And now... the stat reroll. He gets 1 attack, 3 defense, and 6 movement. That doesn't sound very good.

JOSHUA: This cannot go unpunished! Perducci, charge your cannons. It's time to kill some ducks. Or anvils. Move backward into position, uh... {rolls dice} four spaces. Dangit. Hmm... go down right-left to get intercepted by Dangeresque Too.

Wrestling Time

versus

Cool has an elemental advantage over Lame. Joshua chooses +2 speed.

Dangeresque Too has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Dangeresque Too attacks Perducci!
  • 1 = 1
  • Perducci's defense is critical!
  • Perducci's defense is lowered to 0.
• Perducci attacks Dangeresque Too!
  • 5 > 3
  • Dangeresque Too is defeated!

JOSHUA: And while Dangeresque Too gets stuck in the second-bottom row, Perducci richochets back up close to Storybook The Cheat. And now let's see if Dangeresque Too gets a little bit luckier in the stat department... 4 attack, 2 defense, and 4 movement. Meh, still not enough to kill Strong Sad.

Turn 12

JOSHUA: And now it is your move again.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Is it really? Well, let us see if the Ol' Cheatasorus can gnaw ol' Renny's face off.

JOSHUA: {flips coin} No such luck. He gets a one.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Wah, wah, wahhhhh. {Moves to the left}

JOSHUA: And with only one movement point, I move my Dangeresque Too powerhouse on square up and right to engage Renaldo in combat!

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

Renaldo has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Renaldo attacks Dangeresque Too!
  • 2 < 4
  • Dangeresque Too's defense is lowered to 3.
• Dangeresque Too attacks Renaldo!
  • 5 = 5
  • Renaldo's defense is critical!
  • Renaldo's defense is lowered to 4.
• Renaldo attacks Dangeresque Too!
  • 2 < 3
  • Dangeresque Too's defense is lowered to 2.
• Dangeresque Too attacks Renaldo!
  • 5 > 4
  • Renaldo is defeated!

JOSHUA: And while Renaldo helplessly falls back to the bottom row, Dangeresque Too gets an extra jump up and left. Whoo. End turn.

Turn 11

JOSHUA: And now it's time for the move you've been waiting for, I presume?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Unless I'm mistaken... AGAIN, It's time to take the top.

JOSHUA: Hmm... I don't think I have any lucky advantage this time.

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

Dangeresque Too has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Dangeresque Too attacks Storybook Strong Sad!
  • 3 < 5
  • Storybook Strong Sad's defense is lowered to 4.
• Storybook Strong Sad attacks Dangeresque Too!
  • 3 > 1
  • Dangeresque Too is defeated!

JOSHUA: Oop. And with six movement points, he has to go all the way down... or at least until he gets stuck on the second bottom row thanks to all the spaces below being occupied. I'll take him down-right-right-left-left so he lands safely in the middle.

{Down he goes.}

JOSHUA: And since my wildcard lost a wrestle, his stats are redrawn. He gets a... {rolls some dice} 5 attack, 4 defense, and 1 movement. Whoo. Well, your turn ends with you getting a point. Aren't you special? (>'-')> And technically, you are the second person in this game to ever earn a point.

JOSHUA: And now, for my move, I'll prepare for a little flair by moving Renaldo... {rolls} 2 spaces right-left up the board. {does so} End turn, another point for you.

Turn 10

JOSHUA: Alright, next turn.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll move Strong Sad in for the kill. Hopefully.

JOSHUA: Not yet. You roll a one.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Ah, well.

JOSHUA: And now I'll move Dangeresque backwards... if I can fill up that slot on the bottom row, that's one less space for mister 6-movement to fall down. Let's see here... {rolls a three} Alright, that's good enough. Dangeresque slides all the way back to the bottom row so that Dangeresque Too won't. {does so} End turn. Two more points.

Turn 9

JOSHUA: Well, it's the point where a comeback is completely impossible. What be your move?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll move Strong Sad...

JOSHUA: He rolls a one.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: To the right. {moves it right}

JOSHUA: And now I'll move Perducci. He rolls a four. Alright, let's see... Up he goes, without fighting and stuff. End turn.

Turn 8

JOSHUA: Your move.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll move Strong Sad and hope for a Perducci faceoff.

JOSHUA: {flips coin} You roll a 2. Uh ohes.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Go get him, Saddy! {Moves left-right}

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantage.

Perducci has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Perducci attacks Storybook Strong Sad!
  • 5 = 5
  • Storybook Strong Sad loses one defence!

• Storybook Strong Sad attacks Perducci!
  • 3 > 1
  • Perducci is defeated!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I don't feel much like gloating, thanks. Move 'im back.

JOSHUA: Oop. There goes my perfect record of, uh... one win. Well, I guess Perducci falls down back to the bottom row...

{Joshua takes Perducci back a few spaces.}

JOSHUA: Oh, dang. I have absolutely no cards at the moment that can defeat Storybook Strong Sad. If you had drawn and moved him to the top earlier in the game, you might have won. Well, I guess I'll move Dangeresque... {rolls a four} and have him attack that Duckshirt there.

Wrestling Time

versus

Cool has an elemental advantage over Lame. Joshua chooses +2 attack.

They have equal speed stats, but Dangeresque initiated the fight. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Dangeresque attacks Storybook Homestar!
  • 5 > 3
  • Storybook Homestar is defeated!

JOSHUA: And he goes down to the only bottom row slot there is. Turn over and two more points.

Turn 7

JOSHUA: So... want to place Strong Sad down? Try to get at least one point before this thing is over?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll place 'im by Renaldo. Hopefully one point will be aquired.

JOSHUA: And I'll place Dangeresque in the remaining space, just for the heck of it. Turn over.

Turn 6

JOSHUA: Alright, it's your turn again. You know the drill. And it's never too late to forfeit, you know.  :-P

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: The way things are going, I just might. But, I guess I'll draw.

JOSHUA: You draw... Storybook Strong Sad, who may have a chance of beating Dangeresque Too if he can reach him. In other news... I'll place Renaldo right next to Storybook The Cheat and end my turn.

Turn 5

JOSHUA: Draw a card or move, TotalSpaceshipGuy?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll dra- wait... In your dreams, pally. I'm movin' to the top!

JOSHUA: In your dreams, palbert. I activate the natural advantage Cool cards have over Lame to give my card the two attack points he needs to clobber your card!

Wrestling Time

versus

Cool has an elemental advantage over Lame. Joshua chooses +2 attack.

Dangeresque Too has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Dangeresque Too attacks Storybook Homestar!
  • 5 > 3
  • Storybook Homestar is defeated!

JOSHUA: Your card loses the wrestle and has to go down four spaces to Perducci's level, but he can't initiate a wrestle with him. Have fun climbing down!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Yeah, well... Shut up.

JOSHUA: Alright, let's see here... {closely examines board} Aw, dangit. That won't work at all. Hmm... I draw my last card from my deck and into my hand. {pulls out Dangeresque} And now the turn's over and I get two more points. {kaching}

Turn 4

JOSHUA: Move or draw.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Duckshir' moves, fool. How many spaces? The answer is...!

JOSHUA: Two! Phew, that was close.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: The only fitting way! {TotalSpaceshipGuy3 moves it right-right.} My turns over, giving you a point. {sigh}

JOSHUA: And now I'll... strategize, or something... by drawing a card. Snatch! {pulls out Renaldo} Oop. Alright, end turn. {point}

Turn 3

JOSHUA: Ahem. Sorry. Anyway, you know the three choices. Pick one.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I move the Duckshirt man! He draws a...

JOSHUA: A three! Wiggle it up any way you want.

{TotalSpaceshipGuy3 moves it left-left-right.}

JOSHUA: Your turn ends, giving me another point. Okay, now let's see if Perducci here can catch you and save my wild friend... He rolls a... two. Eh. Two left-ways, please.

{Joshua moves his card two spaces left.}

JOSHUA: My turn ends and I get another point.

Turn 2

JOSHUA: Alright, now it's your turn again. Do you want to move your card forward, place the card in your hand down on the field, or draw a new card?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll place my Storybook Cheater in the onr remaining spot! His stats...

JOSHUA: ...are 6 attack, 2 defense and 2 movement! Ooh, a powerhouse. Anyway, I decide to move my Dangeresque Too. He draws a... SIX!! WHOOHOO!!!! {does a dance} Move him all the up, Bob!

{Joshua moves Dangeresque Too four spaces right, one space left, and then up into the throne.}

JOSHUA: Let's get all the points a-rolling. End turn and get a point.

Turn 1

JOSHUA: Okay Shippy, do you want to move Homestar or draw a new card?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I draw a card!

• TotalSpaceshipGuy3 draws a Storybook The Cheat card. (Wildcard)

JOSHUA: That's perfectly fine. Just don't cheat, y'know? Anyway... hmm... I place my wildcard to the left of yours! His randomized stats are... {activates a slot machine} 3 attack, 1 defense, and 6 movement! They will remain like this until he is defeated in combat.

Setup Process

JOSHUA Alright, let's get this 1-on-1 game started! We'll each draw a random card...

• Joshua draws a Dangeresque Too card. (Wildcard)
• TotalSpaceshipGuy3 draws a Storybook Homestar card. (Speed: 4)

JOSHUA: Okay, since my card is a wildcard, I get to draw again.

• Joshua draws a Perducci card. (Speed: 4)

JOSHUA: So... since our cards have the same speed stat, I'll flip a coin to see who moves first. {flips coin} TotalSpaceshipGuy3! Go pick a bottom space to put your Storybook Homestar.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Second fro' th' lef'!

JOSHUA: And I'll place my Perducci card right beside it with full intention to kill the duckie! Bwahahahoo...