Homestar Runner's Trading Card Game/games/11

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Contents 1 Playing Statistics 1.1 Players 1.2 Board Type 1.3 Rewards 2 The Game 2.1 Players 2.2 Turn 10 2.3 Turn 9 2.3.1 Wresting Time 2.3.2 Wresting Time 2.4 Turn 8 2.5 Turn 7 2.5.1 Wrestling Time 2.6 Turn 6 2.6.1 Wrestling Time 2.7 Turn 5 2.8 Turn 4 2.8.1 Wrestling Time 2.8.2 Wrestling Time 2.9 Turn 3 2.9.1 Wrestling Time 2.9.2 Wrestling Time 2.9.3 Wrestling Time 2.10 Turn 2 2.10.1 Wrestling Time 2.11 Turn 1 2.12 Setup Process

Playing Statistics

Players

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• TheStick (Deck: Homestar's Forms)
• Joshua (Deck: Dangeresque)
• Homsardude (Deck: Fat Guys)
• Digimaster (Deck: For Good and For Awesome)

Board Type

9-row Diamond over Triangle — 10 turns

Rewards

• First Place: 70 credits
• Second Place: 50 credits
• Third Place: 30 credits
• Fourth Place: 10 credits

The Game

Players

Joshua

Cards in deck: 1 {1 card neutralized}

Cards in hand: 0

Cards on field: 4 — Perducci (Lame, 5/1/4), Renaldo (Smart, 2/5/3) [The Proud Anselmo (Item, warp to throne)], Dangeresque (Cool, 3/3/4), Swiss Cake Rolls (Item, 0/-2/0)

Total Points: 14

TheStick

Cards in deck: 0

Cards in hand: 0

Cards on field: 3 — The Homestar Runner (Strange, 4/2/4), 1-Up (Moron, 2/5/3), Dangeresque, Too? (Cool, Wildcard [6/1/3]), Homestar Runner (Moron, 2/4/4)

Total Points: 11

Homsardude

Cards in deck: 1

Cards in hand: 0

Cards on field: 3 — The King of Town (Lame, 2/6/2); Bubs (Cool, 5/1/4); Pan Pan (Silent, Wildcard [1/6/3]

Total Points: 0

Digimaster

Cards in deck: 2 {1 card neutralized}

Cards in hand: 1 — Chainwhip (Item, +3/-2/0)

Cards on field: 2 — Stinkoman (Cool, 4/2/2) [Swiss Cake Rolls (Item, 0/-2/0)]; Space Captinface (Smart, 2/3/5)

Total Points: 0

Turn 10

THESTICK: Well, the fate of this game is already sealed... I think. Anyway, go Joshua.

JOSHUA: I put Swiss Cake Rolls on Stinkoman... just to be safe. Probably completely unnessecary though.

THESTICK: {after checking moves} Wait, isn't there no possible way to change the outcome of this game, you winning? Stinkoguy can't invade, Dangeresque Too doesn't have enough time, Bubs can't do it, neither can The Homestar Runner, isn't this turn pointless?

SHADOW SCYTHE: If what you say is true, yeah. Do it anyways.

THESTICK: Then I yank my last card, Homestar Runner, and place him down. Homsardude, go.

HOMSARDUDE: I'll attack Renaldo.

THESTICK: You realize he can't win, right?

HOMSARDUDE: I know, I just got nutnin' else to do for my last turn.

THESTICK: If you can't do anything, just pass.

HOMSARDUDE: Okay, I pass.

THESTICK: I wonder whta we should do because the last time Digimaster edited was two months ago! </rage> Maybe we should just end it now. This game got boring after turn 6 or so.

Turn 9

THESTICK: Go Joshy.

JOSHUA: Well, I'm doing pretty well at the moment, and I don't think there's much I can do to improve it... so I'll just draw a new card and hope nothing bad happens. {pulls out Dangeresque} To the corner with ye!

THESTICK: Let's see... Dangeresque Too can't make a diffrence... I move THR backwards. And... a two. I attack Bubs.

Wresting Time

vs.

Strange has an elemental advantage over Cool. TheStick chooses +2 speed.

The Homestar Runner has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• The Homestar Runner attacks Bubs!
  • 4 > 1
  • Bubs is defeated!

THESTICK: Homsardude, move down to the left of right?

HOMSARDUDE: Left.

THESTICK: Alrighty, now that THR is out of the way... go Homsardude.

HOMSARDUDE: Can I roll my own dice?

THESTICK: What do you want to move?

JOSHUA: No, you can't.

HOMSARDUDE: Bubs.

THESTICK: Why Bubs? Stinkodude can win the throne, ya know.

HOMSARDUDE: Just do it! {Takes carrot of his nose and eats it}

THESTICK: A two.

HOMSARDUDE: You're mine, Stinko!

THESTICK: I keep forgeting whos card belongs to who...

Wresting Time

vs.

No elemental advantages

Bubs has a higher speed stat. Therefor, he attacks first.

• Bubs attacks Stinkoman!
  • 5 > 4
  • Stinkoman is defeated!

THESTICK: And because Bubs can only move up one place, I'll move it for you. Now, Digimaster, move Stinkoman down two places.

JOSHUA: Why'd you do that? Sabotaging Digimaster's chance to get points so you both tie last rather than him possibly getting third?

THESTICK: I think he did it so that the resulting tiebreaker gave him a chance of getting third place.

THESTICK: Uh, Digimaster? {echo} Hellooooo?

THESTICK: Because he hasn't edited for over a week, I'm skipping his turn are moving Stinky down.

JOSHUA: No, for the first time at least, you have to wait a week [i]after[/i] you place a notice on his talk page. Dun dun dun...

THESTICK: Oops... sorry.

THESTICK: It's been over a week since I posted that message on Digimaster's talk page. Now can we skip his turn?

JOSHUA: Like totally sure!

THESTICK: Good. I want this game to end sometime in the next year!

Turn 8

THESTICK: Well, now Stinkodude and Bubsy are out of the way of Perducci, Joshy. And your right, high resolutions don't strain eyes.

JOSHUA: First I'll remove the Swiss Cake Rolls from the King of Town. {lifts off} And since it wasn't effecting my card I don't have the normal limitations. So I choose to finish my turn with rolling for Perducci. {rolls dice} A one. How plop-tacular.

THESTICK: You removed the Swiss Cake Rolls from the KoT because he wasn't moving, right? Anyway, rolling for Dangeresque Too. A one. Moving up. Homsardude, you know the drill.

HOMSARDUDE: Moving KOT now.

THESTICK: Just as Joshua removes the Swiss Cake Rolls, you move him. A two.

HOMSARDUDE: The space before the space before Perducci.

THESTICK: Done. Digimaster, move or draw?

DIGIMASTER: Draw.

THESTICK: You get a Chainwip. Attach to a card?

DIGIMASTER: I'll save it for later.

THESTICK: And thus ends turn 8.

Turn 7

THESTICK: And the game enters the latter stages. Go Joshoa Porkamu. And I'm going on vacation, so don't expect a response from me at least till Tuesday.

JOSHUA: I choose to draw another card. I gotta get that item... {rolls a dice which lands on number corrisponding to Proud Anselmo} Woot, best 120 credits I ever spent. I'll let Renaldo ride that thing to the top. Sorry 'bout that there, THR.

THESTICK: Hey, everyone has to do things. That is the best purchase. And at least I'll get 2^nd place. Anyway, Moving Dangeresque, Too? And he's forced to attack 1-Up.

Wrestling Time

vs.

No elemental advantages

They have equal speed stats, but Dangeresque Too initiated the fight. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Dangeresque Too attacks 1-Up!
  • 6 > 5
  • 1-Up is defeated!

THESTICK: And I drop 1-Up, and put Dangeresque Too up. And I'm posting this somewhere else, on a computer with a high resolution, and your right, Joshua. It doesn't strain your eyes. I might be able to convince my parents to get a bigger screen. Homsardude! Move or draw?

HOMSARDUDE: I'll move.

THESTICK: What card?

HOMSARDUDE: Bubs.

THESTICK: A one.

HOMSARDUDE: I'll move him to that middle space.

THESTICK: Done. Digimaster, you know the drill.

DIGIMASTER: Move Stinkoguy!

THESTICK: A two. Attack Bubs?

DIGIMASTER: No m'am. I've just moved him up.

THESTICK: Done. And now we move into the last turns of the gaje.

Turn 6

THESTICK: Well, the bottom row finnaly has space in it. Go Joshi.

JOSHUA: Time to draw for a new card... Renaldo. Alright, I'll place him down next to the King of Town.

THESTICK: Done. I'll draw, too. And... Dangeresque, Too? I'll place him down under 1-Up. Stats, stats, stats... 6/1/3? Intresting. Homsardude, attack the throne?

HOMSARDUDE: I'll go for it.

Wrestling Time

verses

Strange has an elemental advantage over Cool. TheStick chooses +2 speed.

The Homestar Runner has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• The Homestar Runner attacks Bubs!
  • 4 > 1
  • Bubs is defeated!

THESTICK: Drop down Bubs four spaces.

HOMSARDUDE: Darnit!

THESTICK: Digimaster, move or draw?

DIGIMASTER: Move Stinkoguy!

THESTICK: A one.

DIGIMASTER: Done.

Turn 5

JOSHUA: Someone here sure got lucky rolls... Possible cheating aside, I roll for Purducci because I don't really have much choice. Rolls a three, up he goes.

THESTICK: And with nothing else to do, I'll move 1-Up. 1 up. Over to you, Homsar.

HOMSARDUDE: I'll roll for Bubs.

THESTICK: Two.

HOMSARDUDE: I'll move him right below the throne.

THESTICK: Done. Digimaster?

DIGIMASTER: I'll move Stinkoguy. Wait a second how the crap did Puducci get there?

THESTICK: It's Perducci. And after your turn, it's Joshua's turn, and he mover Perducci up. And you got a two.

DIGIMASTER: Oh right, Moved.

Turn 4

JOSHUA: Since the bottom row is completely filled up I don't really have any choice but to roll for Perducci.

{Rolls a dice and lands a five. Rerolls the dice and lands a five again. Rererolls the dice and lands a six. Slams the dice down into the ground in anger and finally rolls a three.}

JOSHUA: And up he goes in a straight line.

THESTICK: I'll move The Homestar Runner up. {rolls dice, lands on 3} I toss him to the throne! And go, Homsardude. You really don't have a choice but to move up.

HOMSARDUDE: Okay, I will.

THESTICK: Which one?

HOMSARDUDE: Bubs.

THESTICK: A four! Attack Perrducci?

HOMSARDUDE: By all means. Also, I'll give bubs' plus 2 speed because of his elementle advantage.

Wrestling Time

versus

Cool has an elemental advantage over Lame. Homsardude1 chooses +2 speed.

Bubs has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Bubs attacks Perducci!
  • 5 > 1
  • Perducci is defeated!

THESTICK: Homsardude1, move Bubs up. Joshua, plop Perducci down.

HOMSARDUDE: How much?

THESTICK: One space.

HOMSARDUDE: Done and done.

THESTICK: Alright, Digimaster. Move or draw?

DIGIMASTER: Movin on up Stinkguy.

THESTICK: A two.

DIGIMASTER: I'll attack Perducci!

THESTICK: You have the elemental advantage. +2 attack, defense, or speed?

DIGIMASTER: Speed.

Wrestling Time

versus

Cool has an elemental advantage over Lame. Digimaster chooses +2 speed.

They have equal speed stats, but Stinkoman initiated the fight. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Stinkoman attacks Perducci!
  • 4 > 1
  • Perducci is defeated!

THESTICK: Alright, Digimaster, plop Stinkoman up. You know the drill, Joshy.

DIGIMASTER: Plop him up by how many?

THESTICK: One space.

DIGIMASTER: Done.

Turn 3

THESTICK: Go Josh.

JOSHUA: Sweet, who pushed The Homestar Runner up? Digimaster? Thanks. I move Perducci one space up into the Old-Timey guy.

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

They have equal speed stats, but Perducci initiated the fight. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Perducci attacks The Homestar Runner!
  • 5 > 2
  • The Homestar Runner is defeated!

JOSHUA: I move Perducci one space up leftways. Move The Homestar Runner down three or four spaces.

THESTICK: Can I move him in front of 1-Up?

THESTICK: Judging by what you said earlier, I can move him into that nook that is a dead end.

JOSHUA: Yep, you can do that. And now it's time for your turn.

THESTICK: I'll move THR. And... a four! I'll attack Perducci!

Wrestling Time

verses

No elemental advantages.

They have equal speed stats, but The Homestar Runner initiated the fight. Therefor, he attacks first.

• The Homestar Runner attacks Perducci!
  • 4 > 1
  • Perducci is defeated!

THESTICK: I'll move THR ahead. Drop Perducci four spaces down.

JOSHUA: Well that sure was fortunate. >.> Down he goes.

THESTICK: Homsardude! Move Bubs, Weakened Kot, or draw?

HOMSARDUDE: Draw.

THESTICK: You draw Pan Pan. Place him down?

HOMSARDUDE: Sure.

THESTICK: And now, the stats. 1/6/3. Interesting. Anyway, Digimaster, what are you going to to do?

DIGIMASTER: I'll movin on up SCF.

THESTICK: A two! Do you want to attack Bubs, Perducci, or just move forward? {taps foot}

JOSHUA: Err, Space Captainface isn't in a position to be attacking Bubs. They have to follow the lines, you know.

THESTICK: Oops. Anyway, what are you going to do?

DIGIMASTER: I pick Perducci!

THESTICK: Joshua, you have the elemental advantage. +2 attack, defense, or speed?

JOSHUA: Okay then... +2 speed.

Wrestling Time

verses

Lame has an elemental advantage over Smart. Joshua choses +2 speed.

Perducci has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Perducci attacks Space Captinface!
  • 4 > 3
  • Space Captinface is defeated!

THESTICK: Joshua, move Perducci up. Digimaster, move Space Blabury down.

DIGIMASTER: Done.

Turn 2

THESTICK: Alright, the bottom row's stuffed. Whad'ya know, Haddii Man? I mean, go Joshua.

JOSHUA: Roll for Perducci. {rolls a dice, lands on three} And up I go!

THESTICK: I draw a card. And I draw 1-Up! I'll place him down where Perrducci once reigned. You know the drill, Homsar.

HOMSARDUDE: I'll move Bubs.

THESTICK: A one! Too bad.

HOMSARDUDE: Dag yo. I move him right.

THESTICK: Done! Digimaster, do you draw or move. And if you think ahead, you can't hit THR this turn.

DIGIMASTER: Well it's okay know I've played SCF. I'll move.

THESTICK: Which one? Stinky or the adventurer?

DIGIMASTER: I'll move SCF.

THESTICK: You roll a four. Do you engage Bubs, THR, or Perducci?

DIGIMASTER: THR.

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

Space Captinface has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

• Space Captinface attacks The Homestar Runner!
  • 2 = 2
  • The Homestar Runner's defence is critical!
  • The Homestar Runner's Defence is lowered to 1
• The Homestar Runner attack's Space Captinface!
  • 4 > 2
  • Space Captinface is defeated!

THESTICK: Tough luck. Move Space Captinface down somewhere to the bottom row. Meanwhile, I'll move The Homestar Runner up.

Turn 1

THESTICK: Your turn, Josh.

JOSHUA: I draw a new card at random. {rolls a real dice, lands a six} That corresponds to my Swiss Cake Roll card! Ooh, what fun. Hmm... Unfortunately it doesn't do much to halt my biggest threat, but I'll place it on the King of Town for good measure. He seems to have too much defense. And I'm... out!

THESTICK: I'll move The Homestar Runner past The Kiaser's Latrete, and he rolls a... {presses button} 3. Well, that's k. Homsardude, do you move The KoT, or draw?

HOMSARDUDE: I draw.

JOSHUA: You pull out a Bubs. Want to place him down or save him for later?

HOMSARDUDE: Place him down.

THESTICK: Where? Left or center?

HOMSARDUDE: Center.

THESTICK: Done! Digimaster? Move, or draw?

DIGIMASTER: Since I can't risk hitting THR. I'll draw.

THESTICK: You draw Space Captinface. Place him down?

DIGIMASTER: I've placed him down by Bubs.

Setup Process

JOSHUA: Yo. Your game seems to bit too big. I can fix that! {eats board in half}

THESTICK: Josh, the bottom two rows are considered the bottom, right?

JOSHUA: Two butts? Eww, no.

THESTICK: So only two cards can be placed on the bottom row? The sign-ups are still open and this game will have 4 players.

THESTICK: Oops, sorry. I looked at the source, and found out it's my browser that has problems.

HOMSARDUDE: I didn't know there could be such a long board.

THESTICK: Time to see who goes first!

• TheStick draws a The Homestar Runner card (Speed: 4)
• Joshua draws a Perducci card (Speed: 4)
• Homsardude draws a The King of Town card (Speed: 2)
• Digimaster draws a Stinkoman card (Speed: 2)

THESTICK: It's a double draw! Flipping coin. If heads, Joshua goes first. Tails, I go first... it's heads! If heads Homsardude goes first, tails, Digimaster... it's heads again. The order is Joshua, TheStick, Homsardude, and Digimaster. Joshua, plunk down your card!

JOSHUA: If your browser can only handle three spaces next to each other... you seriously need to increase your resolution. But anyway, Perducci's a bit iffy against these opponents... I'll stick him on the far left side.

THESTICK: Ya, I know. But on higher resolutions things look smaller, and I have to strain my eyes. I know you support high resolutions. Anyway, I place The Homestar Runner in the center. And I know what you mean. If Perducci doesn't win on the first hit... he loses. Homsardude, where do you place The KoT?

JOSHUA: No, they don't really strain my eyes... unless you have an older computer, which can't really handle the higher resolutions too well.

THESTICK: Well, my parent's won't let me increase the resolution. And I removed your sig from here. I don't think you should use it in Homestar Runner's Trading Card Game Games.

HOMSARDUDE: I put KOT on the far right.

THESTICK: Done! Digimaster, where do you place Stinkoman?

DIGIMASTER: Between KOT and The Homestar Runner.

THESTICK: Done! End of Act -0! b