Homestar Runner's Trading Card Game/games/10

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Contents

Playing Statistics

Swiss Cake Rolls for the winner

Players

Board Type

Eight-row Pentagon — 12 turns

Rewards


The Game

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Players

Joshua

Cards in deck: 0
Cards in hand: 0
Cards on field: 7 — Perducci (Lame, 5/1/4); Dangeresque Too (Cool, wildcard [3/1/6]) [Homsar's Hat (Item, +2/0/0, wildcards only)]; The Poopsmith (Silent, 5/3/2); Renaldo (Smart, 2/5/3) [The Proud Anselmo (Item, warp to throne)]; Dangeresque (Cool, 3/3/4)
Total Points: 17

Shim-Sham-Sam

Cards in deck: 0
Cards in hand: 2 — Homestar Jr. (Item, +1/0/0); The Cheat (Strange, wildcard)
Cards on field: 3 — Gunhaver (Smart, 4/3/3) [Lab Coat (Item, Smart)]; PBTC The Cheat (Cool, 4/4/2); Cheatball (Lame, 6/1/3)
Total Points: 7

TotalSpaceshipGuy3

Cards in deck: 2
Cards in hand: 0
Cards on field: 3 — Tiny-Handed Strong Bad (Cool, 5/4/1); Señor (Strange, 2/4/4); Storybook Homestar (Lame, 3/3/4)
Total Points: 1

Turn 12

JOSHUA: Last round. I pass.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: I pass. And so will TSSG3. Because I'm not psychic.

JOSHUA: The end! Everyone can take their award money and be on their way. {grabs trophy and runs off}

Turn 11

JOSHUA: I draw and attach my Homsar Hat card again just to be safe.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: I'll draw that card I needed the most a few turns back, Lab Coat. Then... I dunno, I'll just attach it to Gunhaver, just for the heck of it.

JOSHUA: And TotalSpaceshipGuy passes...

Turn 10

JOSHUA: The only card that scares me at the moment is that evil Gunhaver one. Time to take it out, roll for Dangeresque Too!

{rolls a four}

JOSHUA: Engage Gunhaver!

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

Dangeresque Too has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

  • Dangeresque Too attacks Gunhaver!
    • 5 > 3
    • Gunhaver is defeated!

JOSHUA: Dangeresque Too moves up one space and Homsar's Hat falls off of him. Gunhaver drops three spaces...

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Wah! Well, I won't be needing those Swiss Cake Rolls! Those things are bad for you! I'll draw.

JOSHUA: You draw The Cheat, but you can't use him. You can either place Homestar Jr. down on a card or pass.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: I'll pass.

JOSHUA: Okay then.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll pass as well. Not much to do in the final turns.

JOSHUA: Yeah, everything has pretty much locked in place.

Turn 9

JOSHUA: Superpowered card time! I draw my last card, Homsar's Hat, and attach it onto Dangeresque Too.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Drawing. And crossing my fingers for good luck.

JOSHUA: You draw Homestar Jr. Want to stick it on someone?

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Hello~! I already drew that last turn! Unscramble your brains!

JOSHUA: That's what you get for not updating your information above. Anyway, you draw... Cheatball.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Everybody's lazy. No two people are not playing basketball. I mean, placing Cheatball.

JOSHUA: ...okay then, TotalSpaceshipGuy up.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll place The Homestar Runner middle.

JOSHUA: Placed!

Turn 8

JOSHUA: Really, I feel as though I should thank you for your help, TotalSpaceshipGuy. Maybe you should've thought about the consequences of dethroning Gunhaver? Well, I'm sure you knew I'd do this right after anyway. I take the Proud Anselmo from my hand and use it to toss Renaldo to the throne, pushing your Señor down a space.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Better second than third. I'll draw. Oh, and what the crap happened to the board?!?

JOSHUA: You draw the Homestar Jr. item. Want to place it on a card or pass?

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Turns out nothing's wrong with the board. I'll pass and allow you to get more points.

JOSHUA: Okay then. TotalSpaceshipGuy's turn.

TOTALSPACESHUPGUY3: Let's call it a draw. My move, that is. {rimshot}

JOSHUA: It's durkshirt, you no-shirt.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll keep him in my hand, you bird-nest head.

Turn 7

JOSHUA: I put my faith in the heart of the cards! Or not. Anyway, I draw a... The Proud Anselmo! {lens flair} And now, which card to use it on...

JOSHUA: Holy snot, none of my cards can kill Gunhaver. I guess I'll keep this card for later and put Dangeresque down in the last spot.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: And now, time slows. Now, I'll move PBTC The Cheat.

JOSHUA: Rolls a two.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Moved. You should make relatively more progress today.

JOSHUA: Go TotalSpaceshipGuy!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I move Senor!

JOSHUA: {rolls a dice} Holy snap, ye roll a four.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: To the top!

Wrestling Time

versus

Strange has an elemental advantage over Cool. TotalSpaceshipGuy3 chooses +2 attack.

Señor has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

  • Señor attacks Gunhaver!
    • 4 > 3
    • Gunhaver is defeated!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Move him down, Shimmy.

Turn 6

JOSHUA: Meh... I'm not entirely liking my options at this point. But I digress... I draw a Renaldo card. I'll put him in the middle.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: And now, for the power of stalling... Lab Coat on Gunhaver!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll move Senor in.

JOSHUA: Rolls a three. Up he goes.

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

Señor has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

  • Señor attacks Gunhaver!
    • 2 < 3
    • Gunhaver's defence is lowered to 2.
  • Gunhaver attacks Señor!
    • 4 = 4
    • Señor's defence is critical!
    • Señor's defence is lowered to 3.
  • Señor attacks Gunhaver!
    • 2 = 2
    • Gunhaver's defence is critical!
    • Gunhaver's defence is lowered to 1.
  • Gunhaver attacks Señor!
    • 4 > 3
    • Señor is defeated!

JOSHUA: Gunhaver's item is knocked back into Shim-Sham-Sam's deck, but you have to move your guy down four spaces.

Turn 5

JOSHUA: I don't have too many cards left... a three fourth chance of getting something I want. And I draw... {draws a Poopsmith} Wah! The one card I didn't want! I guess I'll put him down where Señor used to be.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: I'll just move Gunhaver. Wrassling!!!

Wrestling Time

versus

No elemental advantages.

Dangeresque Too has a higher speed stat. Therefore, he attacks first.

  • Dangeresque Too attacks Gunhaver!
    • 3 = 3
    • Gunhaver's defence is critical!
    • Gunhaver's defence is lowered to 2.
  • Gunhaver attacks Dangeresque Too!
    • 4 > 1
    • Dangeresque Too is defeated!

JOSHUA: Down Dangeresque Too goes, six whole spaces. What fun. His new stats are... 3/1/6. Heh.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I'll move Senor again.

JOSHUA: He rolls a three.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Left, left, left.

Turn 4

JOSHUA: Comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon... draw that lucky card... {draws Dangeresque} Goshdergit! He's not even worth putting out on the field. Shim-Sham-Sam, you're up.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: You know who I want to move. Roll, please.

JOSHUA: {rolls a dice} A one. So I'm not completely unlucky this round.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Whereas I... move... 3 more points for Joshua!

JOSHUA: And now it's your turn TotalSpaceshipGuy3.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I move Mr. HALT. Heh, halt.

JOSHUA: Having a little trouble? Eh... two. Sorry.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Ah, well.

Turn 3

JOSHUA: Rolling for Dangeresque Too again. C'mon, good number... {rolls a four} Yes! Four! That's just enough to toss him into the throne, so up he goes. Point for me.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: I'm moving Gunhaver again.

JOSHUA: He rolls a... three. Aw snap.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: A snap for a snap.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: The way things are going, drawing a card might help...

JOSHUA: Yeah, your Strong Bad is pretty useless without an item to help his speed. You draw a... Señor card! Gonna place him down?

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Yeah, far left.

Turn 2

JOSHUA: I roll for Dangeresque Too. {rolls a three} Meh. Up he goes, right-left-right. Your turn Shim-Sham-Sam.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: I'm moving Gunhaver. Roll for me.

JOSHUA: {rolls dice} Two.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Ouch... well, moving against the wind, or something like that...

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: THSB to the right. {moves}

Turn 1

JOSHUA: Okay, let's see... I don't like where I stand elementally, so I'll draw a new card. {draws Dangeresque Too} Alright then, I'll place him down in the far left. He draws the stats 3/1/6. My turn's up.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Okay. I'll draw too.

JOSHUA: Powered by The Cheat The Cheat!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Since there is only one place, I will go ahead and move THSB before anyone asks.

JOSHUA: He doesn't even have to roll because he only has one movement point. Up he goes.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Whee...

Setup Process

JOSHUA: Whoo... anyone want to play another game?

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Whoo... while my other game is stuck in a never-melting block of ice, why not lo- I mean, play?

JOSHUA: Alright, let's begin with random card drawings!

  • Joshua draws a Perducci card. (Speed: 4)
  • TotalSpaceshipGuy3 draws a Tiny-Handed Strong Bad card. (Speed: 1)
  • Shim-Sham-Sam draws a Lab Coat (Item card)

JOSHUA: Shim-Sham-Sam draws another card.

  • Shim-Sham-Sam draws a Gunhaver card. (Speed: 3)

JOSHUA: Okay, so the order of play is Joshua, Shim-Sham-Sam, TotalSpaceshipGuy. First I'll place Perducci down... there. Okay, Shim-Sham-Sam. Choose a spot for Gunhaver.

SHIM-SHAM-SAM: Plunk. P-l-u-n-c... gahh!!!!! {sullen} Plunk...

JOSHUA: And now it's your turn, TotalSpaceshipGuy.

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: THSB to the FR, er, far right. M- my right, your left... Shut up!

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