Homestar High/Lockers/E-102

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Don't laugh. Or else.

Chat (aka The Game)

Genstar: A little crush on PH, eh?

E-102: Nah, not anymore.

KINSEY: Ewww... Cute and creepy at the same time.

E-102: Oh... {sniffles}

PH: {starts crying}

E-102: {gives PH some tissues, shoves self in locker, and starts crying as well}

LIMOMAN: {Starts laughing so hard he ALMOST died}

PH: {Runs out of room, into Girl's Bathroom.}

E-102: {sobbing harder than PH} Oh my god. I- I- {tears start flowing out of his locker}

CONCHRIS: Meh. I'm not going to laugh this time. The sad music is stopping me from laughing.

{Pan left, the Music Guy is there}

MUSIC GUY: What? It's my job to provide music in situations!

{locker door explodes with the pressure of the tears and E-102 shoots out and hits the wall}

E-102: {still sobbing} I deserved that!

CONCHRIS: {is hurt by the explosion} Ow! At least I'm not hurt badly. Where's that spell book on healing and that kind of RPG-ish Cleric crap when you need it?

MUSIC GUY: {starts playing an even sadder music}

E-102: Stop {sob} playing that stupid music! I hate you all! {sob} Except PH! {sob}

CONCHRIS: {throws Music Guy out} Get outta here Music Guy! Nobody likes your style!

MUSIC GUY: {stops playing music} IT'S TRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: I put a book in my locker that might make you feel better. It's In Here. It's the light blue one.

LIMOMAN: I don't if its sad music I- I just... BWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HO HO HO HOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHH HA-HA Whoo BWA-HA-HA

E-102: Well, I put in the old picture. I like it better anyway.

LIMOMAN: You to are back!!!! Meh. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA HO HA HA HAAAA its just so fun-fun BWA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEH HEH

PH: E-102?

E-102: {with a French accent} Yes?

LIMOMAN: {Falls over from lack of air} Can't.... breath.... help... me

CONCHRIS: Erm.. Will you promise not to laugh at them anymore?

LIMOMAN: No . Its to funny even though it very offensive its funny

CONCHRIS: Fine, I'll let you off with a warning. {does advanced healing, It heals 25%}

LIMOMAN: Woah how did you do that? Waitaminute my superpowers are telling me you got magic powers. Oh I know

CONCHRIS: Yes, But two healers in the same school is annoying as said by 'Healing for idiots'. If the two healers heal the same person, that person asplodes. Or maybe not...

PH: Nope. Mine is a different style, so both will do better, not worse.

LIMOMAN: It also says here you have to keep it a secret.... HEY EVERYBODY CONCHRIS HAS MAGIC POWERS!!!!!!!!!!

CONCHRIS: Yeah right, everybody knows that. So, do you want to shut up and let me heal you 100% or not?

LIMOMAN: WHAT!?! NOT 100% NO GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF {Starts breathing heavily} DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT PLANET I COME FROM!!!!!!!

CONCHRIS: Nope, Why not 100%? Something happens if you hit 100%?

LIMOMAN: I come from the Planet Limo it got destoyed I coused the bang our planet got caught in the blast so I created the universe. If I hit 100% I asplode

CONCHRIS: Oh, I'll just put you up to 50% for now. {heals 25% again}

LIMOMAN: Thank you. Oh and by the way {Hits Conchris} thats for trying to give me 100% and this is for giving me 50% {Gives Conchris a hall pass that he stole} If you wanna know were I Stole it off Miss Starry when she wasn't looking

PH: There are hidden microphones everywhere...

CONCHRIS: Hall pass you stole from Miss Starry? I should return it..

PH: But anyway... {quickly takes picture of E-102}

LIMOMAN: You aint givin' that back {Hits the pass out of Conchris although he breaks his leg in the prossess} Owie OW OW AHHHHHH! PAIN GAH CRAP

CONCHRIS: {snatches hall pass back and runs to the office}

E-102: Ugh... {grabs Limoman and teleports to the Nurse}

PH: Yeesh. I coulda healed him.

LIMOMAN: I should run before you find out how much trouble I'm in {Runs off}