Homestar High/English
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Return to the hallway
English Class Chat Zone
Troll Leader: Alright men, begin OPERATION: BURNINATION!
Troll Army: YES SIR!
Troll Veteran: Sir, we have tied up the teacher.
Troll Leader: Excellent.
DonZabu: Oh no you don't! (Takes his dagger out.)
Light 20XGlitch: No wait! DON'T!
Troll Leader: Okay, Light 20XGlitch? Now you're just making stuff up.
Light 20XGlitch: SO?
Troll Leader: Good point.
Troll Warlock: DEMONS! HEAR MY CRY! SMITE THESE TWO FROM THE FACE OF THE WORLDWIDEWEB!
DonZabu: NEVER! (Throws his dagger at the Troll Warlock.)
STRONG SAD: I always knew they'd tie me up. Don't bother saving me...
TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Please?
{Troll Warlock summoned a demon of some kind, but DonZabu's dagger killed it}
Light 20XGlitch: Guys, go to Languages. The key to winning is there. Also there are still trolls in the auditorium. You know, just in case you want to kill more trolls.
Troll Warlock: DEMONS! SHADOWS! HEAR MY CRY! DESTROY LIGHT 20XGLITCH!
Light 20XGlitch: Oh well. GAME OVER. LIGHT 20XGLITCH x 0. {starts to fade away} It was an honor to be a student here..... {fades away completly}
TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: NOOOOOOOOO!
Troll Warlock: DEMONS! HEAR MY CRY! SMITE DONZABU FROM THE FACE OF EXISTENCE! Oh, and anyone else.
TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: Nice Try! {Kills Him}
Troll Warlock Apprentice: Father! You... You killed my father! YOU WILL PAY!! DEMONS! HEAR MY CRY! AVENGE MY FATHER AND DESTROY THEM! {summons several demons}
Troll Veteran: Sir, we're almost ready. Our chourus's vocal chords are almost prepped and our band's instruments are almost tuned.
Troll Leader: Excellent. You know, we haven't had a line since the beggining.
TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: A musical number?!? DIE! {kills all three}
Ekeda: TROGDOR! TAKE 'EM DOWN! (Trogdor appears, and burninates the trolls.) Good Trog. (He throws him a peasent, which is a Trogdor treat. Trogdor dissapears.)
Troll Warlock Apprentice: Rewind!
{the whole scene plays backwards}
Troll Warlock Apprentice: YOU FORGET MY DEMONS!
{the demons block the blows and then merge into one big demon}
Troll Warlock Apprentice: {summons more demons}
Troll Leader: You're too late! Noone can stop a properly summoned TROGDOR!
Ekeda: OH NO YOU DON'T! NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU HAUNT THE SCHOOL! EVER! PLEVER! JEVER! JEVERY! JIBIVERY! JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and Trogdor is my pet. He won't listen to you.
Troll Leader: Okay, this is going to take some explaining. YOUR trogdor is a different trogdor than the one we're talking about. YOUR trogdor is Trogdor JR. OUR trogdor is Trogdor SENIOR!
TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: OH! {kills the commander}
Troll Leader: Oh well, noone liked him.
{the Troll vocalist walks through an anti-human shield and prepares to sing}
Troll Vocalist: {clears throat} {squaely voice} TROGDOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR! TROGD- {is killed by an unseen force}
Troll Leader: What! Who... who did this?
Rather Dashing: I did!
Troll Leader: Oh...... You're Craig right?
BASSIUM!: You guys are retarted! {Runs off, not swinging his arms.}
Ekeda: Fine. (He turns into Eke-tron, and summons Trogador.) He has no relatives! Ha Ha Ha! Trogador! Go find the trogdor they were talking about, and kill him in the head! (Trogdor obeys.)
