Homestar High/Auditorium

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Guitar Duel

DonZabu: PARTY'N! PARTY PARTY PARTY!!

CHWOKA: DonZabu, this is between me and WB.

WITCHESBREW: {Plays a rocked out version to the beginning part of wind waker where it tells you trhe legend of Link.

SSX: {gathers up all of the pieces of the immortality cryatal, and uses them on himself, making him immortal again} Sweet!

(But then the crystal shines towards DonZabu's Ghost. He gets a hit and starts rising.)

DonZabu's Ghost: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! What's wrong with me! SSX killed me again!

(But then DonZabu's Ghost explodes, then implodes, and then slowly his sickly gray skin turns into a light shade of brown. His filthy white hair slowly changes into black, and he's no longer transperant. He slowly falls to the ground.)

DonZabu: (Get's up, and speaks weakly.) Huh? (Feels his hair, gasps, and looks at his hands.) I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SSX: {annoyed} I never killed you at all!

PH: Let's get this started!

CHWOKA: {Does finishing touches, and litarly blows them away with his amplifier, and it's some awesome mix of classic, funk, and heavy metal rock with surf rock on the side. No vocals.}

DonZabu: I would like to thank SSX and his crystal, and let's get this pratie-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (A vision comes into DonZabu's head:)

(DonZabu sees himself getting frozen, and then sees himself coming back to life. A sillouette of Ekeda is seen in the foreground.)

Ekeda: Yes, you have been granted life once again, and you have served me well. I offer you this boon for your service, vampire. Your dagger is now as sharp as the blade of my sword. (As he says this, DonZabu's dagger appears and then splits the picture in two, and a picture of a burning school is seen.) May all who stand before feel it's edge. Hunt well, until I call upon you again. (The vision leaves DonZabu's head.)

DonZabu: Uhhhh, what the crap just happened?

20XGlitch: {red-button lightning flashes and... you know what happens!} Man, that lightning is getting old.

MRSCOMMANDERSON: I applaude the rockers! {Makes a =D face} Wait, there's vampirs here...?! Wowwwww.

BASSIUM!: {He runs in screaming and yelling for no apprent reason, then runs into one of the walls, then gets up.} Yes well, I like Punk music so, I wouldn't fit in here. Dangit! {He runs away to Gym.}

{trolls run into the auditorium}

Troll Commander: We're taking over! Anyone who doesn't cooperate will be severly punished!

TOTALSPACESHIPGUY3: You are all going to die. {Kills them all in a series of awesome set of punches and kicks} That was fun.