Homestar Adventures/1-TSwbN
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DAY 1
HOMESTAR: Oh cwap. I wonder if Strong Bad is going to beat me up today.
{Homestar looks out a window. Homestar sees Strong Bad and The Cheat setting up Fireworks that look like TNT to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: OH CWAP OH CWAP NO
{Homestar jumps out of the door, running away. Fireworks go off.}
HOMESTAR: Phew, glad they can't find ME here.
{Homestar sees Strong Bad and The Cheat running at them.}
HOMESTAR: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh cwap.
>RUN! RUN LIKE A HOMSTAR RUNNER!
{Homestar runs so fast, Strong Bad and The Cheat can't catch up.}
HOMESTAR: Phew, that was close! Now what?
HOMESTAR: Am I alone here or what?
> NOTICE YOU ARE IN A CLOSET WITH NO DOOR. LOOK INVENTORY.
- Key
HOMESTAR: Strange, how did I have this and how did I get in here? Did I pass out or something like that?
> USE KEY ON, SOMETHING. IF NOT, EAT IT.
{Homestar unlocks the door. Homestar notices that he is by Bubs. (good time to save now!)
> SAVE, THEN GO DOWN TO THE BASEMENT.
Saving...
Creating Data...
Name data to keep on playing.
>Bob
You are now in the Basement. It seems like there is a RANDOM FRIDGE, a RANDOM DOORKNOB, and other RANDOM JUNK. And some CHAIRS taped together to make a way back to SURFACE.
>===>
And you wonder why the heck everyone is trying to make this fanstuff dead.
>Open fridge
Wow, a lot o- OHCRAPWHATSFLYINGTOWARDSYOU
NIGHT 1
You wake up to see that a dead goose came at you. Now what, punk?
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