Homestar's Resort/ac

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Arcade games and casino slots sit all around the room. A prize booth and keno room sit on opposite ends of the area.

Transcript

{dinging noises and flashing lights are heard and seen all around the room.}

ROBSTAR: Come on! BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY! {rolls the dice}craps!

STRONG BAD: Lost again. Why?

ROBSTAR:Well, for starters, I lost 5 shots. Very invalid, huh?

STRONG BAD: Oh.

{casey walks away from a poker table, carrying a large stack of tokens. She see's the two}

CASEY: Hey, Strong bad! Hey, uh... Who are you?

ROBSTAR: {dramatically} I am a guy from the future.

{Meanwhile, Raggonix is at the poker table. He has all of the chips.}

RAGGONIX: Deal me in.

{The dealer starts dealing cards when two men come in.}

MAN 1: Sorry, you will have to leave. You've been counting cards.

RAGGONIX: WAH!

{Raggonix runs out.}

CASEY: Anyways... You saw nothing. Absolutely nothing. {walks towards a token exchange counter}

ROBSTAR: I'm just kidding. I'm Robstar Roundhat. they sometimes call me Rob.

CASEY: Ah. {holds out her hand} Casey Hart. Card shark.

ROBSTAR:Thanks Casey.

BUBS: Bubble Bobble was fun, until the final boss.

ZAREL: Hot diggity! They have Street Fighter II!

HOMESCHOOL: Can I play too?

ZAREL: Sure, but I call shotties on Zangief!