Hallrunnner Mod Questions

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"The questions and answers for [Hallrunner] are contained in an XML file. It is possible to create your own questions and answers for the game by downloading the SWF and XML file and editing the XML with a text editor (like Notepad)." HRwiki Article

Now you can invent your own questions and answers for Hallrunner, the classic Videlectrix game. Or you can copy the ones shown here in your XML if you wish.

Dennis Dunjinman's Questions:

- <hallrunner> - <q>

 <obj>It was a ghost.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You're no Danny Phantom. It slimes you.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">It feels better now and doesn't scare you anymore.</a> 
 <a worth="0">Ghosts can fly. It gives you a short ride.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a candy bar.</obj> 
 <a worth="100000000">Tastes all sweet and smooth.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">It says it teems with saturated fats and sugars. Yuck.</a> 
 <a worth="0">Missed that morsel.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a deadly germ.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">Your poor immune system couldn't destroy it.</a> 
 <a worth="0">Germs don't have mouths or brains.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You missed it and don't get sick!</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a map.</obj> 
 <a worth="0">You tear it to shreds. Still a bit readable.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You ask for directions. You now know the way.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">Without it, you get hopelessly lost.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a hurdle.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You broke it. Now you're disqualified.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You stop to talk to it and everyone passes you.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You clear the jump. Have a trophy!</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was an acklay.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You provoked it. It tramples you.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You warn everyone about it and they help you bring it down.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You jumped onto it and rode it out of the arena heroically.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was another Hallrunner.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">Symmetrical fighting gets both of you nowhere.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You share a brilliant conversation of your journey down the hall and what lies in store.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You jumped over that Runner and saved her the trouble.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a trampoline.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">The metal pipe skeleton is too strong for you.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You talk to the kid bouncing on it. He invites you to play.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">Conveniently placed, you jump way high!</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was an open manhole.</obj> 
 <a worth="100000000">An alligator comes out and you shove it back in. Next time, you plan on calling sewer patrol.</a> 
 <a worth="0">There's men working down there. They give up a shout of acknowledgement.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">You jumped, and fell right into the sewage. That's gonna stain!</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was puberty.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">Hormones take over your fragile brain and make you cranky and irritable.</a> 
 <a worth="0">There's no reasoning with puberty. You've just got to deal with it.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">Whew! Narrowly escaped a troubled teenhood.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was merely an illusion.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">It fights back and triumphs.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You find out it's not real and feel extremely superior.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You jump right through it. No skin off your back.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was ye FLASK.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You break it, and the glass cuts your hand.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You're in luck! It's a stamina restoration potion. You imbibe it and feel like burning more shoe rubber.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You spill the contents. Wasted ingredients.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a goat.</obj> 
 <a worth="100000000">You milk it, make cheese and put it on a pizza. Delicious!</a> 
 <a worth="0">It bleats a little. You think its kidding you, but you don't speak goat.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">You trip on it and land in the grazing field.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a yeti.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">Fighting a yeti is hopeless. Your face gets mauled, but you tell your friends it was a car accident.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">He thinks you're great and offers you some snacks. And just when you were getting hungry from all this Hallrunning!</a> 
 <a worth="0">He's 11 feet tall and it's difficult to clear him.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a battle.</obj> 
 <a worth="100000000">You help fight the battle and might win the war.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You find a diplomatic solution, but it won't last more than two decades.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">You avoid the battle. You don't make a difference.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a door.</obj> 
 <a worth="100000000">You break it down and find a room filled with treasure. Score!</a> 
 <a worth="0">It asks you for the password, and you are denied access.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">Now you'll never know what's on the other side.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a puddle.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You stamp on it, but all you do is get your feet wet.</a> 
 <a worth="0">It bubbles.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">Now your feet stay dry.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was fun.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">Fun's enemy gets no reward.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You have a great time.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You jump over. You're no fun.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was Dennis.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You can't fight Dennis and win. She deducts points just because she doesn't like you.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">She tells you that paraphets are just walls of a castle.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You jump over her. She has another reason to pace about nervously.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a Kerrek.</obj> 
 <a worth="100000000">You strike an arrow through his heart. He's dead!</a> 
 <a worth="-10">Try as you might, everything you say angers him more. He clubs you.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You go on with your quest and he goes on to bother other archers.</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was City Hall.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">They say you can't fight City Hall. You end up arrested with no ice cream spoon, or ice cream.</a> 
 <a worth="100000000">You petition and protest City Hall. Now the mayor HAS to listen to you!</a> 
 <a worth="0">You just don't vote this year. Oh well, the candidate won in a landslide.</a> 
 </q>

Cyrus' Questions:

- <hallrunner> - <q>

 <obj>It was a RED Spy.</obj> 
 <a worth="0">You punch him, doing some damage. He says "You suck!" and walks away.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">You talk to him, but find out you are talking to thin air. You then find a knife in your back. Ouch.</a> 
 <a worth="10">You jump on the Spy, breaking his neck. Ouch. You win!</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was a BLU Spy.</obj> 
 <a worth="0">You punch him, doing some damage. He says "You suck!" and walks away.</a> 
 <a worth="-10">You talk to him, but find out you are talking to thin air. You then find a knife in your back. Ouch.</a> 
 <a worth="10">You jump on the Spy, breaking his neck. Ouch. You win!</a> 
 </q>

- <q>

 <obj>It was Zarel.</obj> 
 <a worth="-10">You punch him, knocking his head off, but you forgot, he doesn't die that way. He beats the crap outta yas.</a> 
 <a worth="0">You talk to him, but your conversation is boring and you two walk away.</a> 
 <a worth="10">You jump on Zarel and he gives you a ride! Woot!</a> 
 </q>