H. star mails/xeriouxly shorts

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H. STAR: I'm goin' to do a xhort email again today!

Dear H.Star. I noticed your e-mail show has short e-mails. Could you make a one who has atleast 50 lines? Then maybe your email show would gain more popularity. SInxerly. D. (Remember me?)

H. STAR: oh, yeah! xhat weird deycrex guy that I call D! yes! this email is long! {sits a long time.} now that was long! {xhe paper comes down}