H. star mails/something...

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H. STAR: xhix xong ix not about emailx! no, it ixn't! {brings up inbox}

you have 0 messages.

• H. STAR: hey! what happened to my inboxx???
• HOMESTAR: {offscreen} I no know... {homestar looks at cump-you-ter 394}
• H. STAR: who are you anywayx?
• HOMESTAR: I no know...
• H. STAR: what forxe are you in?
• HOMESTAR: forxe? what's a forxe? well, anyways, I'm in the seriously force team! {the xeriouxly forxe logo comes up except 'X' is replaced with 'S'}
• H. STAR: yes...so?
• HOMESTAR: I'm goin' to use you're computer!

{Homestar types 'fanstuff_hrwiki=H._star_mails/something.exe'}

HOMESTAR:

H. period STAR colon thix ix not a xong about emailx! no it isn't! brings up inbox blue line you have 0 messages period H period STAR colon hey what happened to my inbox? HOMESTAR colon offscreen I no know...homestar looks at cump-you-ter 394 H period STAR colon what forxe are you in?

{screen fades black and xhe paper comes down.}