GLORIOUS SINGLE INTERACTIVE/Zarel

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Character Video Transcript

ZAREL: {singing, bobbing his head to the music} Guts, guts and might, liftin' weights and feelin' all ri- {turns to the camera} What the? How'd you get in here? {takes off headphones} Oh, I see. It's a character video. Well, all right, I guess I gotta tell you about myself. I'm Zarel Lewis, but please, call me Zarel. I'm 17 and a half years-old, 7'1", 185 pounds, blood type O posi-

STRONG BAD: {offscreen, appears to be the cameraman} Alright, we don't want your medical profile!

ZAREL: Oh. Sorry about that. {nervous chuckle} Anyway, I'm a nice guy you can say, I check emails, I like partying and hanging with pals of mine, I really like a lot of things. Except spinach. I hate spinach. But I digress...on to the interesting stuff. I have the power to manipulate winds... {he waves his arm and makes the bedsheet flutter} And I can do this! {pulls head off without any pain or harm done} Taaaah...dah? Ah well, this was getting boring anyway.

{Zarel tosses his head at the camera. A smack, a cry of pain from Strong Bad, and glass breaking can be heard}

ZAREL: {distant} Crap! My horns are stuck in the ground again!

{The video ends}