GLORIOUS SINGLE INTERACTIVE/Sickly Sam
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Sickly Sam is just a poor boy. He needs no sympathy. Easy come, easy go. Little high, little low, any way the wind blows. Doesn't really matter to him. He's a skeleton and treasures his burlap sack greatly. Don't make him mad or he'll eat you up like parsnip soup!

