GDDToons/Episode1
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The Case of the Missing Shoe
Dan helps Homestar to find his missing shoe.
Cast: Dan, Homestar, Strong Bad
Places: GDD Living Room, Strongbadia, Locker Room
Transcript
{Open to DAN laying down on the couch in the GDD Living Room. He is watching something on TV}
DAN: {Laughing} I bet he didn't see THAT coming!
{There is a knock at the front door}
DAN: {Eyes glued to the TV} Come in!
{There is another knock followed by a ring of the doorbell}
DAN: Come in! It's open!
{The doorbell rings 5 more times, followed by a knock, then another 2 rings, then 3 knocks, then a rooster cawing, then 5 more rings. Meanwhile, Dan is very confused}
DAN: {Sitting up} ...Hello?
{HOMESTAR kicks down the door and rushes in. He is panicking}
HOMESTAR: Dan! You gotta help me! I don't know what to do with my life anymore!
DAN: {Jumping off the couch} Did you just kick down my door?!
HOMESTAR: Your door can wait! My dilema is much more serious!
DAN: What's wrong?
{HOMESTAR cautiously looks around the room, and then leans in close to DAN}
HOMESTAR: {Whispering} My shoe has been stolen.
DAN: Is that what that smell is? Good God, Homestar!
HOMESTAR: We have noses?
DAN: Why is this such a tragedy? Have you killed anyone with your stink yet?
HOMESTAR: Without my shoe, I am incomplete! It's like not having a brain, or arms, or peanut butter!
DAN: Wait a second...
{DAN looks at HOMESTAR. He then looks at his own arms, then back at HOMESTAR}
DAN: We have to find your peanut butter!
HOMESTAR: Shoe.
DAN: Shoe! Right!
HOMESTAR: {Turns toward the door} Left!
DAN: Ok!
{They both walk out the door. Cut to Strongbadia. DAN is standing there awkwardly as HOMESTAR is interrogating... the tire}
HOMESTAR: Alright fess up! We know you did it! You were just so jealous about being the only one without feet! Well I'll tell you something, tire! That something is "Give me back my shoe!"
{At that, HOMESTAR tackles the tire and a fight cloud emerges around the two. There are sounds of a struggle as DAN watches the fight awkwardly. After a bit of fighting, the cloud dissipates and HOMESTAR is lying there, defeated}
HOMESTAR: {Exhausted} You are a worthy opponent, tire, but you are a man without honor. Nobody takes my shoe and lives to speak of it. I will have my revenge!
{STRONG BAD walks in from behind the fence}
STRONG BAD: Homestar! What the crap are you doing fighting my people? As their leader I am-
HOMESTAR: Strong Bad! {He gets up} You must be the one responsible for-
STRONG BAD: EW! {He rears back in disgust} What is that horrible stink?!
DAN: Homestar's foot.
STRONG BAD: Good lord, man! Put your shoe on!
HOMESTAR: I can't because YOU stole it!
STRONG BAD: I didn't steal anything... yet.
HOMESTAR: Well then it was your tire here!
STRONG BAD: Keep away from him! As lord of Strongbadia, it is my duty to protect-
{STRONG BAD is interrupted by HOMESTAR giggling}
STRONG BAD: What is so funny?
HOMESTAR: {Laughing} You said... duty!
{HOMESTAR is rolling over laughing at this point. DAN is just watching everything awkwardly}
STRONG BAD: Homestar you're an idiot!
DAN: {To STRONG BAD} So you really didn't steal his shoe?
STRONG BAD: Are you kidding me, Dan? If I wanted to steal something, I would have picked something of value! Like something of yours.
DAN: Wait... Is that my sax?!
{Camera cuts to STRONG BAD. There is a large, saxaphone-shaped bulge in his pants}
STRONG BAD: No...
DAN: Ok well we have got to put an end to this! I'm starting to feel very dizzy from Homestar's foot rot.
STRONG BAD: Agreed. {To HOMESTAR} Tell you what, Homestupid. I'll help you find your shoe.
{HOMESTAR jumps up}
HOMESTAR: You will? Hooray! Where should we look?
DAN: Beats me. Strong Bad you got anything?
STRONG BAD: Well... we could try the locker room.
DAN: True. He might have left it in there.
{Cut to the Locker Room. STRONG BAD and DAN are searching various lockers as HOMESTAR lays on the bench}
DAN: These lockers almost smell as bad as Homestar's foot.
STRONG BAD: Hey, Homestar, you wanna help us out a bit?
HOMESTAR: {Sadly} I can't go on guys. I'm like a turtle without a shell. Even if we find my shoe right now, I don't think I have the strength to get up and get it.
{COACH Z enters holding HOMESTAR's shoe}
COACH Z: Hey, Homestar. You left this in the shower. I went over to-
HOMESTAR: {Excitedly} Shoe!
{HOMESTAR jumps off the bench and tackles COACH Z. He puts his shoe back on and smiles}
DAN: Coach Z! Why did you have his shoe?
COAZH Z: {In pain} I was trying to say he left it here and I went over to his house to give it to him, but he wasn't home. I followed his stink to your house, but the door was busted in and the two of you gone. So I came back here to get my A1 Steak Sauce and go to town on this bad boy.
STRONG BAD: That is so wrong on so many levels.
DAN: I think that blow to the head messed you up a little, Coach.
COACH Z: Fraid not, Dan. I haven't been able to afford a good meal in weeks.
DAN: That is... so wrong.
{The Toon ends}
Fun Factuals
- None that I can think of.
