Fanfic Titanic/Bell Quest

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Intro

{Open to a small, grey, metallic looking room. Andrew .A. Mund is lying on the floor, asleep. He stirs a bit, before waking up}

ANDY: {Bolts up, startled} HOLD THE BEANS, GRANDMA! ...Wait... this isn't the T-day dinner! Whats going on here!? Where am I!?

{an offscreen door is heard opening. Randall J. Browntant is thrown into the room and slams into a wall. The door shuts}

ANDY: {Jumps up, once again startled} HOLY CRA-... {Calms down} ...Oh. Just a stupid Browntant. Nothing to worry about.

{Randall suddenly activates}

RANDALL: Urrghhh... What happ-{sees Andy} AGH WHAT THE F-{flies backward into wall, away from Andy} ACK, OH GOD, THAT HURTS!

ANDY: {Aims blaster at Randall} WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME

RANDALL: OH, GOD! DON'T HURT ME! {slides over to a corner of the room, attempting to hide from Andy}

ANDY: I WANT SOME ANS-

{Suddenly, a screen on the wall begins to flicker. It continues until the Shadowy Figure appears onscreen}

SHADOWY FIGURE: Greetings, mini-

ANDY: {Startled... again} BLARG {Blasts screen, destroying it. Calms down} ...Oh. Um... {Scratches back of head} ...That was probably important, wasn't it?

RANDALL:{turns around} I think so. Don't do it ag-

{another screen does the same as before}

SHADOWY FIGURE: Why did y-

RANDALL: WARGHARGH {blasts screen, destroying it. Calms down} ...Well, I guess you can just call me Hypocrite Randy.

{A final screen turns on. Shadowy Figure appears once again}

SHADOWY FIGURE: {Angry} Next one to do that will have every body part slowly chopped off while the other is forced to eat it slowly doused heaily with Vinegar!

RANDALL: No offense, Lord Figure, but I see a flaw in your plans. I do not have a mouth, nor do I have any limbs. Now, why did you lock us in here?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Simple. Its all apart of my test. After years of failure, I've finally come up with the perfect method...

{long pause}

RANDALL: ...Which is?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Think. What is the worst thing to ever exist?

ANDY: ...Sparkly vampires?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Er, no.

RANDALL: ...Tara Gilesbie?

SHADOWY FIGURE: N-no! For the love of- terrible literature!

RANDALL: ...Then, we were pretty much right, weren't we?

ANDY: Oh, burn! High five! {Holds up hand}

{Awkward silence}

ANDY: ... {Slowly lowers hand}

RANDALL:{pauses, begins to cry}

ANDY: {Scratches back of head} A-anyway... what does this have to do with us?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Simple. I need to make sure this works. Thus... I shall take the worst fanfiction I can find and you two must watch it.

ANDY: ... {Starts to cry as well}

RANDALL:{stops crying} How are we going to watch fanf-

SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes. But! This doesn't come without a reward! When this test is over... you will both a receive a 200% pay raise!

ANDY: {Instantly stops crying} HOLY CRAP!

RANDALL: Awesome. ...Is my raise coming out of Tampo's paycheck?

SHADOWY FIGURE: Yes... but he doesn't know that yet. Anyway, today you will be watching something called Bell Quest.

ANDY: Doesn't sound too bad.

SHADOWY FIGURE: {Chuckles} Oh, you'll be suprised... anyway, it is time to begin! {Presses button}

MOVIE BEGINS IN 5...

ANDY: What the...!?

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{Pause. All of a sudden, a hole opens in the floor. Andy and Randall fall down}

ANDY: OH HOLY CRAaaaaaaaap...

{Many loud clangs are heard. Randall says "OW" every clang}

{Cut to an empty theater. Andy pops out from behind a seat. He looks perfectly fine... aside from the fact that his body is now completely silhouetted.}

: {Rubs head} Ow... that wasn't pleasant. ...Huh. I feel... odd.

{Randall does the same, and appears the same}

: My colors hurt...

: ...Wow, Shadowy Figure must be a real egomaniac.

: Yeah, but he is rather nice. Who knows? Maybe this thing will actually be rather entertaining.

: Yeah, might as well try and enjoy this. {Sits down} Lets get this show on the road!

The Movie

: Y'know, maybe this won't be so bad.

Welcome to Bell Quest. No, it ain't a interactive game. It's just a fanfic by Bellstrom & Badstar

: aaaaAAAAH

: What... What is that? What is wrong with everybody's feet?

: Okay, lets do a recap of what we got here. We have ol' whiteface just standing with his mouth hanging open, some... thing in a poorly sprited cage, Dan Poetman, two... pointy foot guys, and an MSpaint mess. Oh boy. This is gonna be bad.

: And don't forget about that blue hellbeast thing. Does he have scars on his eyeballs?!

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