Fake Character Email Sombaf/2
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Sombaf Addresses the issue of bullying
Characters in order of appearance: Sombaf, Strong Mad, Homsar, Strong Sad
Locations: Sombafs computer, The Field, Strong Sads room
Transcript
SOMBAF: I am surprised by the utter lack of "How do you walk without feet" emails.
{Types SEMAIL.EXE}
Dear Sombaf,
Ever seen that show called Bully Beatdown?
You should get on it.
From,
LeCowPaunch
SOMBAF: {Typing} The answer to this is no, I haven't seen it. Is it on MTV? I never watch MTV, I don't like it since it stopped being Music Television. Now about that other part, do you mean I'm the one getting bullied?
{cut to Sombaf on his back being pummeled by Strong Mad}
SOMBAF: {voiceover} Because that's happened to me many a time since I moved in around here.
{cut back to Sombafs computer}
SOMBAF: {typing} Or are you talking about me being the bully for my actions last email... Yeah, I suppose it was pretty mean what I did to dems. I should go say I'm sorry.
{cut to field, Sombaf walking}
SOMBAF: First to Homsar's house... Wait a minute where does he live?
{Sombaf crashes into Homsar}
HOMSAR: Haldo thar Bartman, Watch the round you.
SOMBAF: Sorry about that... I came to say sorry for the whole "Punching Clown Bag" thing last email.
HOMSAR: No Hate for Gabie.
SOMBAF: I have to admit in this case, I'm SOMBAFFLED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
{homsar scampers away at the horrible pun, cut to the brothers strong house}
SOMBAF: {Voiceover} As my apology to Strong Sad I decided to actually listen to one of his stories.
STRONG SAD:... The last man's fate was grim at best, he was brought down by his shrinking vest!
SOMBAF: Woah! That actually wasn't boring... I'm surprised. Have you ever thought about publishing them?
STRONG SAD: Why bother? no one around here would buy them.
SOMBAF: I have to admit, I would probably buy it.
{cut to Sombafs computer}
SOMBAF: Well there you go FalconPaunch. I feel great after that. I should help Strong Sad publish that stuff, lot's of people would likely buy it.
