Fake Character Email Sombaf/1

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Sombaf gets asked about what to do in the dark. (note, this is taken from Emails 4 you!)

Cast in order of appearance : Sombaf, Homsar, Strong Sad, Strong Bad

Locations: Sombafs Computer Room, Sombafs Living Room, Strong Sads room

Transcript

{Sombaf Types SEMAIL.EXE in prompt}

SOMBAF: Email one! Let's start this fun!

Sup Sombaf
I normally play video games all day,
but my electricity's out.
What can I do when I'm bored to death in the dark?
-TheCheese

{After Sombaf, he says "Alliteration, mah favorite." Reads -TheCheese as "Dash TheCheese"}

SOMBAF: {typing} Well usually when the power is out around here I just invite Homsar over and push him down a few times to see his reaction...

{Cut to living room, Dimmed lights. Sombaf pushing Homsar down, Homsar pops right back up}

SOMBAF: {voiceover} and believe me that can be a lot of fun!

HOMSAR: DwaaAAAAaAAaahm a punchin clown bag.

SOMBAF: {voiceover} When that gets old I usually go over to the house of the Brothers Strong and listen to Strong Sads' Macabre stories

{cut to strong sads room, SS reading, Sombaf looking very interested}

STRONG SAD: ...now after eating said poison rye bread, the man in question is utterly dead. So? how was it?

{Sombaf snores}

STRONG SAD: Ohhh... Strong Bad I need your help.

{Strong Bad walks in}

STRONG BAD: What do you need MY help for!?

STRONG SAD: Sombaf was listening to my poetry and fell asleep.

STRONG BAD: Okay... Who the crap is Sombaf, and why would he want to listen to your poetry?

{cut to Sombafs' computer}

SOMBAF: {typing} That usual keeps me busy for the rest of the day. So...ummm... in summary, If bored in the dark, knock over your local idiot, or fake interest in a nerd.