Fake Character Email Robstar Roundhat/million dollars

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summary: In this email, Robstar gets a million dollars.

Cast:Robstar Roundhat, Homestar Runner, Scoutty, Timmy, marzipan, Mac Roundhat, Strong Bad (easter egg)

Computer: The Compson

Date: April 9, 2010

Transcript

ROBSTAR: {typing "robmails.exe" while singing} Let's make fun of the email, let's sing a song about me.

subject: offer you can't resist!

Dear Robstar,
You won a million dollars! Deletion of this email will cause a mental breakdown and/or the cancellation of your show!
Totally-Not-Homsar

ROBSTAR:A MILLION DOLLARS! OH YEAH! YEAH! In your face, Homestar. {saves the email}

HOMESTAR: {appears out of nowhere} HEY! No wait, hey! no wait, HEY! No wait, hey! No wait.

ROBSTAR: I got a million dollars from a not-Homsar.

{Socutty appears on the screen}

ROBSTAR: Now that is cinema! now if you excuse me, I gotta cash in the check. {brings out the check}

SCOUTTY:Oh mean, this email's a scam.

HOMESTAR: You wanna delete this?

SCOUTTY: can't you read? It says no deleting this email or else Robstar's email show will get canceled after 2 episodes.

HOMESTAR: Uh, yeah, you think!

SCOUTTY: Since when did you turn into the IrateGamer?

HOMESTAR: Just now.

{a transition in a style of the 1960s batman show appears on the screen, then scene cuts to Robstar in the field}

ROBSTAR: {walking} oh my god I'm Robstar!

TIMMY: {enter the screen} Yes, we know.

ROBSTAR:HEY! I'm cashing in the check for a million dollars.

TIMMY: Um, did you know that this is a scam?

ROBSTAR: Doesn't matter. This check is big.

TIMMY: yeah, it's as big as a a dollar.

ROBSTAR:Shut up! I'm going to cash the check whether you like it or not!

TIMMY: Okay then.

{scene cuts to the bank}

MARZIPAN: Welcome to the bank, how may i help you?

ROBSTAR: LOOK AT THIS CHECK! Is that big or what?

MARZIPAN:um...

ROBSTAR: Shut up. Anyway let's cut the crap and cash this check.

MARZIPAN: Uh, yeah, about that, this email's a scam.

ROBSTAR: how'd you know?

MARZIPAN: It's the just that doesn't want this show to be canceled.

ROBSTAR: YOU READ THE EMAIL!?

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {types} so yeah, if you think i cashed in the check, you're wrong. I don't care, i got my own bank right here. Mac Roundhat?

MAC: {dresses up as a cashier for the bank inside a "bank" cardboard box} Uh, welcome to McDonald's- er i mean the bank. Eh crap!

{the paper comes down}

Easter Egg

  • click on the word, "bank" to see the clip of Strong bad.

{scene cuts to the bank}

STRONG BAD: Uh yes, i want to cash in the "in your face" and the big butt. Can you do that for me?

MARZIPAN: {has a weird look on her face} WHAT?

Fun Facts

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