Fake Character Email Robstar Roundhat/health care

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summary: Free Country, USA is in trouble, and Robstar saves everybody with health care. can Robstar do that?

Cast:Robstar Roundhat, Timmy, Homestar runner

Computer: The Compson

Date: April 10, 2010

Transcript

ROBSTAR:Get ready to check this email in {as he types "Robmails.exe"} 3... 2... 1.

subject: WHAAT??!

What kind of health care does Free Country have? I've seen people beated, twacked, snapped, even gotten killed! There's got to be, like, a miracle man somehwhere!

S. Haruhi SOS Brigade

ROBSTAR: {types} Well S.O.S., i can find a miracle man to know what health cares they have. On the other hand, it's as bad as a sparkly vampire and a Mary Sue. or did that happen? Anyway, the swine flu is spreading Free Country, USA. Well, here are the cures.

{scene cuts to the hospital}

ROBSTAR: {voiceover} first, you need to get fuel. Fuel with pepperoni. {pepperonis appear on the screen} If you run out, you must watch movies such as The DORK Knight or Homestar 9. These will cure the living crap out of you.

TIMMY: {appears on the screen wearing a goalie mask} And that's how i make the DNA evidence.

ROBSTAR: {voiceover} Why are you wearing a goalie mask?

TIMMY: Um... because it's National Friday the 13th Day.

ROBSTAR: {voiceover} Okay. Anyway.

TIMMY:Anyway what?

ROBSTAR: {voiceover} Let me finish. Anyway, today we'll cure them with mostly cotton candy. Yes, cotton candy.

HOMESTAR: {enters the screen with a goalie mask on} Happy National-

ROBSTAR: {voiceover} What the crap?

HOMESTAR: oh, hello.

ROBSTAR: {enters the screen} Are y'all done.

HOMESTAR: Yes. We're done. Now go on.

ROBSTAR: {muttering} I wish i had a hand so I can facepalm myself. {normal voice} Anyway, there we are at a hospital. Equipped with the {as the sound system guys wearing the THX logo appears} sound technicians.

HOMESTAR: I thought you said we-

ROBSTAR:Shut up. Now, if you would find a miracle to fix all the problems, that would be me.

HOMESTAR: Um...

ROBSTAR: Yeah, shut up. Now time to cure you. {cures Timmy and homestar} There, how'd you feel.

HOMESTAR: Uh... great.

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {types} Well, I finally cured them. Let's hope this would be the last time i'll be curing them. Now if you excuse me, it's time to put the "U" in unfunny. Bye. {leaves the screen}

{the paper comes down}

Easter Egg

  • Click on the letter U to play a game, Unfunniness.

Fun Facts

  • The sparkly vampire and a Mary Sue is a reference to an awful book series, Twilight.
  • The Swine Flu is an actual disease that was spread since 2009.
  • The movies this email parodied were The Dark Knight and District 9.
  • THX is an actual sound system from Lucasfilm.
  • National Friday the 13th Day is a reference to UrinatingTree's video, The Bird. Click here to watch it.
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