Fake Character Email Robstar Roundhat/deleted

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summary: In this email, Robstar gets an email from this awful person, Chris Chan.

Cast:Robstar Roundhat, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Scoutty (easter egg), A canadian (easter egg)

Computer: The Compson

Date: April 8, 2010

Transcript

ROBSTAR: {singing as he types "robmails.exe"} I love to tease people in this email!

subject: I am very dissapointed!

My name is Christian Weston Chandler, and I am being Making Fun of by Slanderious Trolls. How shall I stop them and Tell them that Sonichu is my Original Creation?

ROBSTAR: ugh, stupid people are stupid. {types} Well, CWC, i would like to help you but I can make it {as he types deleted} ORIGINAL! {deletes the email} HAHAHA! I love this job, checking emails. okay, what's next?

subject: yes

thall shall have an eleventh commandment
-steven

ROBSTAR: {types} Yeah, well you know what, in the ten commandments, there was the eleventh commandmenth, thou shall delete this! {deletes the email} Next!

subject: dude!

I hate you!
You ripped off Strong Bad!
You suck!
-Paul

ROBSTAR: {types} Your face ripped it off! DELETED! {deletes the email} Next!

subject: hiya!

Listen, i have a problem. Do you know how to attract certain people?
There's this guy I like, but he hates me, so what should I do?
From K. Osohe

ROBSTAR: {types} Well, kid, you attract people by deleting this. {deletes the email}

subject: lollers

Lol, RECOLOR.

ROBSTAR: {types} Lol, DELETED. {deletes the email}

subject: canada

Dude, I don't think it's a good reason to have you second email about deleting emails.
That's, like, shooing away any and all fanbase.
Mabye actually answering the email works.
This might be the reason why barely anyone emails you. Because you can't seem to be original with your ideas.</br> Someone who doesn't seem to think this a success.

ROBSTAR:I noticed that you have "Canada" on your subject. So where's "eh?" in it. Call yourself Canadian.

{Homestar enters the screen}

HOMESTAR: You know,you should be original because no one emails you, and you should stop deleting emails.

ROBSTAR: i know what I am doing, thank you. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna ban this- {as Strong Bad enters the screen}

STRONG BAD: AHEM!

ROBSTAR: Alright fine.

{they all leave except for Robstar}

ROBSTAR: Alright, then redo email then. {redos}

subject: hiya!

Listen, i have a problem. Do you know how to attract certain people?
There's this guy I like, but he hates me, so what should I do?
From K. Osohe

ROBSTAR: Well, good question. You need to attract women easily. It's simple, you touch them and then-

{the banner says "BANNED FROM CANADA" appears on the screen as we see a newspaper}

ROBSTAR: {voiceover} BANNED? That's messed up, your face is banned!

Easter Egg

• Click on the word on the newspaper, "press conference" to see a scene where Robstar and Scoutty go to this press conference.

ROBSTAR:Um... yeah. So we are here because you were offended, and if you think i wanna apologize, then shut the crap up and go get a life.

{audience gets shocked}

A CANADIAN: I can't believe he said that.

{the paper comes down}

Fun Fact

none today, sorry.