Fake Character Email Robstar Roundhat/anything

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summary: Robstar's first email; this email is about Robstar doing anything for this sender.

Cast:Robstar Roundhat, Scoutty, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong mad, Timmy

Computer: The Compson

Date: March 19, 2010

Transcript

ROBSTAR: {while typing "robmails.exe"} OH MY GOD! THIS IS THE GREATEST EMAIL I'VE EVER CHECKED IN MY LIFE! Heh heh! Sorry for the Chester a. Bum impersination. {presses enter}

subject: anything

Dear Robstar,
Can you get your butt off and do
something? You know, like anything?

Sincerely, Leonardo

ROBSTAR:Oh yeah, anything. HEY SCOUTTY!

SCOUTTY: {appears on the screen} What is it? I'm busy.

ROBSTAR: yeah, um... I was thinking that I need to do something.

SCOUTTY: Like what?

ROBSTAR:You know. Clean the dishes, be like that guy with the glasses. Something! {as Scoutty leaves, robstar begins to type} Well, Leonardo DiCaprio, I can do anything. like

{dream sequence starts as Robstar gets sent to the Stargate portal}

ROBSTAR: No way.

{scene cuts to Robstar in a boat with Homestar Runner}

HOMESTAR: Wow! This is cool. I want marshmallows to put on it.

ROBSTAR: Um, what?

HOMESTAR: You know, marshmallows, so we can sail away with it?

ROBSTAR:crap. I don't get it.

HOMESTAR: Well then, we can eat the marshmallow and then throw up in the water.

ROBSTAR: um... yeah.

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {types} Yeah, that won't work. {clears out the screen while typing} Which means that i have to go ahead and say this, I don't have anything... yet. Wait, unless...

{scene cuts to the field where Robstar is driving the tank with Strong Bad and Strong Mad}

STRONG BAD: Wow, now things are staring to get crazy gone nuts around here. That's a nice tank. Strong Mad, what you think? is it awesome?

STRONG MAD:I have a lot of minds! I HAVE A LOT OF MINDS!

STRONG BAD: What kind of video games in this tank do you have?

ROBSTAR: well let's see. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and a half: The Sarah Palin Version, Blisters of Cruds, Knockout in 5 seconds, anything.

STRONG BAD: {gives Robstar a thumbs up} Sweet!

TIMMY: {appears on the screen} What the crap are you doing here?

STRONG BAD: We're here to... let's say it... {says it with Robstar} BLOW CRAP UP!

TIMMY: {chuckles} like it's gonna happen. That is a bunch of b- {gets blown up by Robstar}

ROBSTAR: BURN!

STRONG MAD:MICHAEL KELSO!

{scene cuts to the sunset}

ROBSTAR: {sings operatically} This is what an elephant should look like. That is what I might be tonight. Oh elephant, let me be like you. Oh elephant, this is true.

STRONG BAD: Uh yeah, that doesn't make sense.

ROBSTAR: it doesn't have to, because the writer of this is lazy.

STRONG BAD: Okay. So what does that mean?

ROBSTAR: Who knows, I'm not a doctor.

STRONG BAD: I didn't say you are.

STRONG MAD: This is boring! BORING!

ROBSTAR: That's it, I have to go. Bye.

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {enters the screen and types} Okay, so I did something today. But however, that does NOT mean I'll do it again. Okay? Bye.

{the paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

None today, sorry.

Fun Facts

• Chester A. Bum is actually the guy revewing new movies from TGWTG, who also does the Nostalgia Critic, who also reviews movies,but old ones.
• Leonardo DiCaprio is a real Hollywood actor.
• Stargate is a fictional portal.
• Michael Kelso is a fictional character from That '70s Show, who always says, "BURN!"
• Call of Duty is an actual game series, but the Sarah Palin one refers to the governor of Alaska.