Fake Character Email Robstar Roundhat/anime

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summary: Robstar Roundhat thinks about anime and creates a japanese cartoon.

Cast:Robstar Roundhat, Patriot Rounder, Stinkoman, Pam-Pam, Homestar Runner (easter egg), Strong Bad (easter egg)

Computer: The Compson

Date: April 11, 2010

Transcript

ROBSTAR: {typing "robmails.exe" and singing at the same time} Doo doo doo doodoo doo doo, email.

subject: some subject

Oh, anime. You influenced all, I think.
SO, Robstar. What DO you think of this MYSTERIOUS veil we call ANIME?
Anita Launcheart

{Robstar pronnounces Launchheart as "Eat your heart out."}

ROBSTAR: {types} Anime, i see? I think anime is good, unless if you're one of those fanbrats. You know, the pictures used on deviantART. {clears the screen while typing} Well anime can be worked for one thing. You gotta have personality. You gotta have fighting skills. you gotta be... a Japanese cartoon!

{scene cut to the picture of Robstar}

ROBSTAR: First, we can be 20X6'd in this, but it needs to be original. real original. The second thing we need is a backstory, come from the year 6XX2. That year is the big year. it also needs to have a name, I'll call it, Patriot Rounder.

{Robstar turns into Patriot}

ROBSTAR:You see, Patriot is an anime about me as a cartoon only working for the CIA.

STINKOMAN: {appears on the screen} Yo Patriot. You wanna work with me on eating pudding with 1-Up?

PATRIOT: What, you and 1-Up are friends now?

STINKOMAN: i think so.

PATRIOT: Well then what happen?

PAM-PAM: {appears on the screen bouncing on Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: did you just bounce on me? DOUBLE D-

PATRIOT: Let me do this. {fires a double jelly on Pam-Pam}

STINKOMAN: That's your best power?

PATRIOT: um... {fires a double jelly on Stinkoman} HA! {runs away}

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {typing} So that's anime for you. It's nothing special, it's watchable and worth some. But the blue hair and the American flag like color on me, the red white and blue, makes me cool.

{the paper comes down}

ROBSTAR: Kinda makes me feel like an "oh my god" in my opinion.

Easter Egg

• Click on the word, "watchable" to see Homestar and Strong Bad watch the cartoon.

HOMESTAR: Um, who made this cartoon?

STRONG BAD: i dunno. It could be some random person with the round hat and with blue skin.

HOMESTAR: Ah!

Fun Facts

• deviantART is a real fan art and real art website.