Fake Character Email Robstar Roundhat/advertisement

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summary: Robstar Roundhat makes an advertisement for his email show.

Cast:Robstar Roundhat, homestar Runner, Strong Bad

Computer: The Compson

Date: April 16, 2010

Transcript

ROBSTAR: {singing while typing "robmails.exe"} Email makes war and hate. {stops singing} which is my kind.

subject: ADDS

You seem to have a good email show, but have you ever tried advertising? Selling out? JUMPING THE SHARK? *gasp*
Dareen from the Nowhere Islands

ROBSTAR: {types} Thanks. Also, please put Dear Robstar next time. anyway, Selling out, ads, or jumping the shark. I can't just rip off Happy Days by jumping on the shark. but I will put out an ad. Here it is...

{scene cuts to the field with a dramatic music playing}

ROBSTAR: Welcome to the world of pride. Glory. {as Robstar appears on the screen} and joy. Robmails.exe. Jumping the shark and selling out anyday. {muttering} And deleting as well.

{scene cuts back to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {types} Maybe if you can sell this ad out, it will be free. simple.

HOMESTAR: {enters the screen} I would be in that ad, Pom Pom.

ROBSTAR: hey, what are you doing here?

HOMESTAR: I don't know. Chillin' out. you know. That's what I'm here for.

ROBSTAR: Would you be able to do an advertisement for me?

HOMETSAR: Yeah.

ROBSTAR: but you would fail.

HOMESTAR: Don't worry, i'll fix it.

{scene cuts to the field with Homestar Runner and Robstar}

HOMESTAR:Do you know what this is?

ROBSTAR: No, just the field.

HOMESTAR: No, the commercial.

STRONG BAD: Are you sure we're filming this?

HOMESTAR: I am Pom pom.

STRONG BAD:Stop calling us Pom Pom.

HOMESTAR: Sorry.

ROBSTAR: Ugh, i'm getting outta here.

{scene cuts to the computer}

ROBSTAR: {types} Well, we may not film the commercial, but I still don't care. i got my own commerical right here. Check it out.

{scene cuts to the field}

HOMESTAR: Are we still filming?

{the paper comes down}

Easter Egg

• None once again.