Fake Character Email Dan/Sugar High Fic1
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Disclaimer: This is supposed to be bad.
{Okay okay so the sports team were... standing... in a room... filled with marshmallows!}
VICTOR: Oh wow I love marshmallows!!
COACH Z: You can have all the marshmallows you want Victor!!
VICTOR: Yay!!!
{Victor ate half the marshmallows in the room.}
REGINALD: -_-
MICHELLE: Stop eating marshmallows and buy me a present.
VICTOR: Okay how about a marshmallow milkshake??
{Then Victor made Michelle a marshmallow milkshake.}
MICHELLE: Hooray! I love you Victor!
DAN: Your stupid Victor.
VICTOR: 0_0 Hey! Your mean.
DAN: Hey Carlos beat up Victor for me.
CARLOS: RARGH!
VICTOR: Oh no!
{So Carlos advanced on Victor, but then a light fell down from the sky and knocked him out.}
EVERYONE EXCEPT DAN: Yay!!
DAN: Curses!
{Then Carlos woke up but he had um... amnesia! He thought he was a ballet dancer! Heh heh. Carlos danced around like he was a ballet dancer!}
CARLOS: I FEEL PRETTY!!
{Then he jumped on and squashed that weird kid.}
THAT WEIRD KID: AaAaAaA'm nothing but a plot device!
{It was really funny.}
TRISTAN: Some animal just died. v_v
COACH Z: There there Tristan.
{Um.............. Then a giant talking waffle iron crashed through the ceiling!}
GIANT WAFFLE IRON: HAha pitiful earthlings! I will take over the world!
EVERYONE: Oh no!!!!!!!!
CARLOS: I STILL FEEL PRETTY!
{Then Carlos jumped on the waffle iron, and it ate him! Ate him alive! Then The Cheat appeared out of nowhere.}
THE CHEAT: CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAN: CARLOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRISTAN: Carlos.
VICTOR: Nevor fear! I will defeat this foul menace!!
{Then Victor did a really cool looking karate thing, but the waffle iron knocked him down!}
VICTOR: @_@ did anyone get the number of that truck??
{Then the good fairy... Um, the grape fairy came down from the sky. Also he stopped time so the waffle iron wouldn't attack them while he was saying stuff.}
DAN: What the crap is that crappy thing crap crap??
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: I will give you gifts to help you defeat the giant waffle iron menace ya bums. Victor you get magic bread.
VICTOR: Yay bread!
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: Dan you get the power to open caps with your mind.
DAN: Crap that's a crappy power.
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: The Cheat you get a duck.
THE CHEAT: A duck!
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: Carlos you get oh yeah your dead.
{So the grape fairy brought Carlos back to life.}
THE CHEAT: 0_0
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: Carlos you get a toy dinosaur.
CARLOS: I LIKE DINOSAURS!!!
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: Tristan you get to be invisible.
{And then Tristan turned invisible.}
TRISTAN: My prayers have been answered.
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: Reginald you get 17 girlfriends.
REGINALD: I already have 17 girlfriends!!
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: I'm really good at this aren't I? Michelle, you get to talk to animals.
MICHELLE: I like kitties. ^_^
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: Coach Z you get the power to be a mom.
COACH Z: I'm creepy.
THE GOOD FAIRY THE GRAPE FAIRY: And that weird kid you get the power to transcend time and space.
{That weird kid didn't say anything because he was still knocked out from being squished by Carlos. Then the grape fairy disappeared and time started again.}
GIANT WAFFLE IRON: Hey what did you do???
{Then he hit everyone and they were knocked out of the marshmallow room to somewhere a long way away. Oh no!}
