Fake Character Email Damian/Inbox

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I do request that you send me your dire ponderings so for me to examine them and determine the best course of action!

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Dear Damian,

How's up? I was just wondering if you have ever been to Texas and met John Wayne. He's my absolute favorite! He is just so tall... If you haven't, then can you tell me your personal hero is?

Gimme low down fun boy!
Haysi fantayzee

Hi Damian!
Congraturation on your new email show! I'm going to send you either something that only you find valuable or everyone except you will absolutely adore, whereas you will be completely confused by it. Oh well!
From: The self-designated member of the welcoming committee,
Anonny 125

Yo Damian!
Sorry that Dumbstar entered your house.
You look like a awesome guy!
Want to come to my house and play some Video games?
-Strong bad!