El Trento Industries/walkthrough

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Welcome to El Trento Industries! I am your guide and proprietor, El Trento. Well.......take a look around. I may be the "evil" one around here, but I can also be your friend with this awesome walkthrough which mainly focuses on objects, references, and item kiosks.

Identification:

Enemies/traps/weapons are highlighted red. Allies/helpful items are highlighted green. Hints/clues/triggers are highlighted blue.

Item Kiosks:

Valueland {Found at: Olympus Faclity, Hephaestus, and Kratos Zone}
O Grande Desperado {Found at: Olympus Facility, Mars Tower, and Hepaestus}
Cirque du Spoilereil {Found at: Mars Tower, Kratos Zone, Hepaestus, and Tartarus Basement}

Items/Powers:

Marshmallow (v1: Flaming) - With this weapon, you can incinerate your enemies with a cheap shot!
Marshmallow (v2: Toasted) - A special kind of marshmallow that burns adequately on contact. Careful!
Marshmallow (v3: Magma) - The ultamite incineration weapon that incinerates at a dire rate.
Cheatcake - A hard-as-a-rock snack cake that has a lemony flavor. Throw this stale food for adequate damage.
Propellor (buzzer) - A confusing, mind-spinning tool of disruption used to fool enemies to ensure that you can escape.
Rocket Launcher - The superpowered bazooka capable of destroying multiple targets. It seems as if some "idiot" with a wrestling mask left this at a movie theatre....

References, etc.:


Beavis and Butthead - one of the actions is insulting a security drone by calling them "butt-monkey" or "butt-dumpling" is similar to the vulgar insults of the numbskulled duo from this MTV animation that lasted from 1992-1997.
Bioshock - item kiosks are similar to this XBOX360 favorite; also the names of facilities/areas are similar to the level names.
Cirque du Soleil - specific item kiosk parodied this event.
Encyclopedia Dramatica - El Trento's mind-numbing, like Uncyclopedia, actions lead you to joke pages like this satirical Website.
Forrest Gump - the action where you jump over the mine trap which says, "Jump, Homestar, jump!" is similar to a popular catchphrase in this 1989 film.
Jump in the Fire - one of the actions when you mess with the spark plug in one part is named after this Metallica EP album.
Metal Gear Solid - El Trento does mind-throwing actions (i.e.: switch to main page, spam, etc.) similar to the Psycho Mantis character in the game.
N-Game - the security drones (in ASCII art) that you attack are similar to those in the MMFP7(Flash)/PSP/DS/XBLA game.
Night Court - theme mentioned when the "buzzer" power has been used on an enemy. Also a reference to Sbemail: car.
The Simpsons - Homer Simpson's catchphrase, "D'oh!", has been used whenever you lose the game; Strong Bad claims that Homestar fell asleep watching The Towering Inferno the same way Homer did in one episode.
Spore - a mutation exhibit within Kratos Zone is similar to the creature creator tool from the 2008 PC game.
The Towering Inferno - Homestar's prophetic vision in one action is similar to the plot of the film; Strong Bad mentions the film name.
Uncyclopedia - El Trento's mind-blowing actions lead you to joke pages like this satirical website.


One Last Note:

Do not vandalize and/or scandalize this page and/or subpages unless you are either:

a). retooling and fixing them
b). wanting to get blocked