Doctor Stinko/intro

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{Date: Augtober 19th: 20X6. Time: 2:41 a.m}

{Cut to a junkyard on the side of the street. About 3 miles from Stinkomans house. Zoom to inside the junkyard. Unlike present day junkyards, these compress all matter into diffrent sections, organized into large containers in alphabeticle order, instead of piling it onto one big hill. This was made to avoid large amounts of pollution, as well as to conserve space. The camera stops at the "T Section". We can clearly see Stinkoman, rummaging throught the junk}

STINKOMAN: Man, there must be some sort of old power-up in this junk heap! I've gone through alomst every section!

{To Stinkomans left, 1-UP walks into view. He is wearing a long, dirty, torn up brown scarf.}

1-UP: Hey Stinkoman, look what I found! It feels all hairy and stuff!

STINKOMAN: {observing the scarf} Man, put that back! you're never going to be the guy if you wear that old dirty rag.

1-UP: But it makes me feel cool!

STINKOMAN: Yeah, but does it make you feel like the guy?

1-UP: Um...uggggh...

STINKOMAN: My point exactly. Now c'mon, let's get outta this dump.

1-UP: But wait, look what else I found! {turns to the otherside to show Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: {turning to the other side as well} Look 1-UP, If it's another cat, the answer is...

{Stinkomans jaw drops as he looks at 1-UPs discovery. It is a old 1950s London police box. A giant smirk appears on Stinkomans face}

STINKOMAN: At last, you finally find something worth my time! Because...

{Cut to a typical anime fight transition}

STINKOMAN: This primitive robot...IS OBVIOUSLY ASKING FOR A CHALENGE!!

{Stinkoman starts to jog in place, and then runs full force with his fists forward, only to run through the door, opening it and entering the box. 1-UP follows Stinkoman in}

1-UP: I WANNA BE IN THE CHALLENGE TOO!

{Cut to the interior of the box. The interior is far bigger the the exterior, resembling a space command room. In the middle is a large control panel, and taped to it a note. With Stinkoman knocked into one of the screens on the wall, 1-UP takes the letter and starts to read it.}

Dear reader,

By the time you read this, I'll be dead. Hopefully, you'll be able to know to pilot my old TARDIS, but in the event you do not, all you have to do is press any combination of buttons on the control panel, and you'll be traveling the universe in no time!

Yours truly,

The Doctor

{1-UP ponders at the letter for a moment}

1-UP: A trip through the universe, that sounds like fun!

{1-UP walks towards the control panel, and presses about four buttons. The room starts shakeing, which wakes up Stinkoman. He shakes his head for a minute, and then turns to 1-UP}

STINKOMAN: 1-Up, WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME!?

{As Stinkoman continues yelling at 1-UP, we cut to the exterior of the police box, as it slowly disappears from sight.}