Coach Z Emails/inbox

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woops!!

STOP!
Before you go sendin' an email, let's lay some grrrrround rules!

- No cussin'
- No spittin'
- No internet jokes
- NO RAP EMAILS, OKAY, THAT IS LIKE BOXING GLOVES
-No "funy business"
- Haaaave fuuuuun!!
- Do not have fun

New Mail

subject: Give him a chance!

Hey Coach Z,
How come the Cheat does all your music videos?
Why not let Strong Sad do all your videos? He's a great filmmaker!
--Oblivious Guy who lives in the Street--

Dear Coach Z,

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subject: The ladies

Coach.
Whatever happened to the '70s? You used to be such a stud.
Now you're a greasy old man. What happend?
-Jimbo

subject: Brothers?

Yo, Coachie!
If you're Coach Z, then is there a Coach B? Or Coach C? Or Coach D? Or Coach Negative 1?
If so, you should have a wacky family reunion with wacky family antics!
From your self-proclaimed home skillet,
Badstar.

subject: Pokemon

HEY COACHM
HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED THIS NEW CRAZE THE KIDS ARE PLAYING
POKEMON

-DAD
subject: inital

Hey, Coach!
What does the "Z" in your name stand for?
-Zack