Astromund's Quest/Andy1
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{Open: A small house on the moon. Zoom in. The house eventually fades to the room of Andy .A. Mund, where Andy lies asleep in his bed. The vintage Nebulon alarm clock next to him starts to go off}
ALARM CLOCK: Get up! Nebulon is awesome! Get up! Nebulon is awesome! G-
{Andy's blaster peeks out from under his blanket and shoots the clock, which explodes upon impact of the blast, pieces scattering everywhere. Andy gets up.}
ANDY: {Yawns} Huh? {Looks at the pieces of the ruined alarm clock} Aw, jeez! There goes my 20 bucks...
>GET PUMPKIN
ANDY: {Heavy amount of sarcasm} HAHA IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS NO PUMPKIN HAHAHAH- shut up.
>LOOK ALARM CLOCK
ANDY: My Nebulon alarm clock. I would've gotten a normal one, but every store here has only Nebulon themed items. You wouldn't believe how awkward it is using {Shudders} jibblie jibblie... Nebulon toilet paper... JIBBLIE!
>EXAMINE ALARM CLOCK
ANDY Not really an alarm clock anymore. Maybe I should've just pressed the off button... well, I've never really been a morning person.
>TAKE ALARM CLOCK
ANDY: {Takes pieces} Hey, good idea! I could just take this back to Uptant's Moonstop and say it randomly exploded! ...Like the fridge. ...And the ceiling fan. ...And the bigscreen. Getting there shouldn't be a big problem with my new instawarp map! Cause face it, nobody has the strength to walk ten whole minutes to the store! That's outrageous! {Pronounces it "Out-rage-e-ous"}
>TAKE BLANKET
ANDY: {Takes blanket} Yeah, I could probably use this to become Mundoman, defender of j- I MEAN I COULD USE IT AS... A... SPACE LOBSTER BIB? ...Well, I think that's all that'll be... some kind of use to me. Anyway, I gotta take this ex-alarm clock to Uptant's and get my money back. Just gotta pull out my map.
>USE MAP
{Andy pulls out a small computer-like device}
ANDY: Okay, now to select my destination!
- Andy's House (Current location)
- Downtant's Moonstop
>GO MOONSTOP
ANDY: Now that I've chosen where I wanna go, I just press this button and... {Presses a small button. Vanishes in a flash of light.}
{Cut to a small store. Not the ordinary store, since everything in it is upside down on the ceiling, even the owner, Downtant. On Downtant's counter is a small jar full of Power Crunches and a cash register. Andy warps in.}
ANDY: {Upside down, like everything else in the store.} Ta-da!
DOWNTANT: Nice entrance!
ANDY: Thanks!
>LOOK JAR
ANDY: Hey, you finally got the shipment of mini crunches! "Little crunchiness, big power"!
DOWNTANT: Yep! Only illegal in 19 other planets!
ANDY: That's... not very assuring.
DOWNTANT: {Impatient} You gonna stand there worrying all day or are you gonna buy 'em?
>GONNA BUY 'EM
ANDY: Must... resist... power crunchy goodness... aw, forget it! I'll take 'em!
DOWNTANT: Well, alright! That'll be 15 bucks for the whole jar!
ANDY: ...
DOWNTANT: ... You don't have any money, do you?
ANDY: Uh...
DOWNTANT: Come back when you have some cash!
ANDY: Oh! Speaking of cash...
>USE MAP
ANDY: I think I should take care of my business here before leaving.
>PUT THE JAR ON HOLD
ANDY: Not really necessary. I know how to get the money, I just need to give him something {Winks}
DOWNTANT: ...Who the crap are you talking to?
>GIVE ALARM CLOCK HAPPY?
ANDY: {Lays pieces on the counter}
DOWNTANT: What the crap is this?
ANDY: Well, the Nebulon alarm clock I bought the other day just... um... exploded. Out of nowhere. Like... magic or something.
DOWNTANT: {Obviously annoyed} Like the ceiling fan? And the fridge? And the bigscreen? {Getting even angrier} And everything you ever BOUGHT HERE!?
ANDY: ...Yeah.
DOWNTANT: {Sighs, losing his anger} Fine... {Cash register opens and 20 bucks fly out. Andy catches the money.}
ANDY: Sweet!
>BUY JAR
ANDY: {Pulls out 15 bucks from the money and lays it on the counter} One jar of mini crunches please!
DOWNTANT: Alrighty!
{Andy takes the jar and puts it in his... pocket?}
DOWNTANT: Oh, and before you go. Travis came in a few minutes ago and asked about you. I think he wants to talk to you.
ANDY: Oh, okay.
DOWNTANT: He should be in the corner.
>TALK TO TRAVIS
{Andy looks to the far left corner of the Moonstop, where what looks like an Astromund is looking at some products, back turned. Andy walks over to him.}
ANDY: Hey, Travis!
TRAVIS: Oh, hey Andy. {Travis turns to face Andy. He looks normal. ...Aside from the fact that his helmet is off, revealing a normal humany face with white spiky hair and dark brown eyes}
ANDY: HOLY CRAP!
>POKE HIM TO MAKE SURE HE'S NOT A GHOST
TRAVIS: ...Whats wr- {Poked in the eye} GAH! {Accidentally fires blaster, sending Andy to the ground}
AAAA
ANDY: PAIN {Gets up}
>TALK>TRAVIS: "WHAT'S UP?"
ANDY: So, whats up? See any good movies... play any new games... ever plan on telling me WHY YOU TOOK OFF YOUR HELMET!?
TRAVIS: Oh, yeah! That's what I wanted to tell you. {Proudly} I'm a rank A now!
ANDY: ... A what!?
>TALK>TRAVIS: "... A WHAT!?"
ANDY: I repeat for no reason... A WHAT!?
TRAVIS: You haven't heard? Depending on your performance here, you're given ranks. The higher the rank, the more awesome privileges you get! For example, getting A rank means I get to ditch the uniform policy!
ANDY: WHAT!? I've been trying to convince Nebulon to let me take off my helmet for months! Now it turns out others could all along!? Bull. Honkey. Why haven't I ever gotten a promotion!?
TRAVIS: Well, you constantly shoot things, you're lazy, you don't listen to or-
ANDY: I'M NOT LISTENING TO THIS {Storms out of the store} How dare that fat piece of no style not promote me! I'm gonna go give Nebulon a piece of my mind! {Pulls out map}
- Andy's room
- Uptant's Moonstop
- Nebulon's Throne Room
> GO NEBULONS THRONE ROOM
ANDY: For justice! {Presses a small button. Vanishes in a flash of light}
{Cut to Nebulon's throne "room", which isn't really a room as its outside. Nebulon is crammed on a small throne. Andy warps in}
NEBULON: Finally. I've been waiting for my sponge bath for hours! Get deep into the fatty areas. I'm really crusty over there!
ANDY: NEED A MINUTE {Runs off. Puking sounds are heard offscreen. After a few seconds, he returns.} Anyway, I'm not here to jibblie jibblie give you a jibblie sponge bath! I'm here with some serious business!
NEBULON: {Groans} Fine, fine. Make it quick.
>ASK NEBULON ABOUT PROMOTIONS
ANDY: Okay, so I'm here to talk to you about a little mistake.
NEBULON: Oh god, a complaint. This better be good.
ANDY: It would appear that I have been accidentally not be promoted.
NEBULON: Really now? What's your name?
ANDY: Andrew .A. Mund, sir!
{Long pause}
NEBULON: ... {Bursts into laughter}
ANDY: What the...!?
>ASK NEBULON ABOUT SELF
ANDY: Whats so funny, "your majesty"!?
NEBULON: {Trying not to laugh} {Snort} You're... you're the worst employee I have! {Bursts into even more laughter}
ANDY: Wha!? Why!?
NEBULON: {Eventually stops} Well... for one, you're the laziest minion here.
ANDY: How!?
NEBULON: Just last week, Stinkoman ran in and destroyed almost everything in sight.
ANDY: So?
NEBULON: You were on guard duty last week. You literally let him run right past you! {Tosses a picture at Andy showing Stinkoman running past Andy while he just reads a magazine}
ANDY: It was an article about Brody's fall from fame! I couldn't miss that!
NEBULON: You don't treat many employees with respect. Just last week you shot a Chorch for no reason!
ANDY: He owed me money!
NEBULON: And finally... I just don't like you.
ANDY: OH COME ON
NEBULON: Those are the three things that will make you rank A material! You must be responsible, gain my respect, and treat the other employees with respect.
ANDY: Hmm... I should ask him about that stuff.
>TALK>NEBULON "The crap I will"
ANDY: The crap I will! I demand you make me Ran-
NEBULON: I can fire you. You do realize that, right?
ANDY: ...Has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?
NEBULON: Good boy.
ANDY: Maybe I should ask him about those three things...
>ASK HIM ABOUT THOSE THREE THINGS
ANDY: Tell me how I can prove I'm responsible!
NEBULON: You? Responsible? Pffft! Please, don't make me laugh again!
ANDY: Just humor me...
NEBULON: Well, 10 minutes ago I received a message about a Cheatball gone mad in Browntant Park. I suppose you could get rid of it. But, really. Lets be realistic here.
ANDY: Grr...
> ASK ABOUT NEBULONS RESPECT
ANDY: Okay, how can I get you to like me?
NEBULON: What else? Kiss up to me! You are the only minion to not give me an offering. Really, I don't know why I shouldn't fire you right now!
ANDY: An offering?
NEBULON: Yes, preferablly edible.
ANDY: Hm...
>give jar of mini-crunches
ANDY: {Kneels before Nebulon, presenting the jar} For you, your majesty!
NEBULON: Hm? {Takes jar. Sniffs.} Smells good enough, I suppose... {Puts jar into mouth scarfing all the mini crunches in 5 seconds}
ANDY: Must... not... puke...
NEBULON: {Tosses jar away} Delectable! Fine job, Mund. But still not enough.
ANDY: {Whispers} Good thing I kept 4...
NEBULON: What was that?
ANDY: Nothing! Now, one last thing...
> ASK ABOUT RESPECTING EMPLOYEES
ANDY: Okay, one more thing. How can I respect the employees.
NEBULON: Well, everybody is doing fine. ...Except those poor, poor Bendini Sisters...
ANDY: Blech! The Bendini Sisters!?
NEBULON: Don't you dare talk smack about Annabelle and Blanche! Those two dears put their hearts into their job and they get no respect!
ANDY: {Groan} Okay, looks like I have to do even more work... welp, this is for sweet, sweet Rank A! Now, what should I do first?
>Map
- Andy's room
- Downtant's Moonstop
- Nebulon's Throneroom (Current destination)
- Bendini Sisters' house
- Browntant Park
>GO BROWNTANT PARK
ANDY: I'll go with Browntant park. Just a Cheatball. Really, how much trouble can it be? {Presses a small button. Vanishes in a flash of light.}
{Cut to Browntant Park. Andy warps in}
ANDY: ...Don't see any trouble. ...Guess this counts as getting rid of it. I am so-
???: {Offscreen} Cheeeeeeaaaaattttt...
ANDY: What the- {Looks offscreen} HOLY-! {Dives behind a... moon tree just as a Cheatball speeds by}
CHEATBALL: BAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!
ANDY: Alright, found the problem.
{Cut to a group of four Browntants. The Cheatball constantly zooms past them, much to their terror}
BROWNTANT 1: HELP! SOMEBODY! ANYBODY!
ANDY: {Runs over to the 4 Browntants} Fine, just quit your whining.
BROWNTANT 3: Huzzah! Our savior has arrived!
ANDY: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
>LOOK INVENTORY
- Blanket
- 4 mini crunches
- Photo of Andy and Stinkoman
- 5 bucks
>USE BLANKET ON CHEATBALL
ANDY: {Pulls out blanket} Yeehaw! {Twirls it around a bit, turning it into a lasso. He tosses it and the blanket ropes around The Cheatball's neck}
CHEATBALL: CHEATBALL! {The Cheatball quickly spins, sending the blanket and Andy flying}
ANDY: OHCRAPOHCRAPO- {Hits a tree} ...Ow.
AAA
ANDY: {Gets up} Never trying that again!
>EAT MINI CRUNCHES
>NO DON'T
ANDY: I agree with that second piece of random text. I should save these. For now, I should gather some info from those Browntants.
>LURE CHEATBALL WITH MINI CRUNCHES
>DONT! TALK TO BROWNTANTS
>LURE CHEATBALL WITH MINI CRUNCHES NOW ANDREW
ANDY: No way I'm gonna waste my mini crunches on a stupid Cheatball! I'm gonna find out some more about those Browntants. {To Browntants} Hey! Little crappy guys! How did this happen?
BROWNTANT 2: We don't know! It just came out of nowhere!
BROWNTANT 4: He's been terrorizing us for half an hour!
ANDY: Why don't you... y'know... run?
BROWNTANT 3: We would... except we're bolted to the ground. Seriously, we've been here for months.
ANDY: {Sighs} I'm gonna be here for a long time...
>SHOW CHEATBALL PHOTO
ANDY: Hey, Cheatball! {Shows photo} Look at this awesome guy dissing the rules! Would you really wanna hur-
{The Cheatball slams into Andy. The impact sends him to the ground}
AA
ANDY: {Gets up} Okay, guess you would.
>SAVE
LOADING
LOADING
LOADING
GAME SAVED
ANDY: I knew that feature wasn't useless!
>Sing "Rocket Man" by Elton John
ANDY: ... Well, okay. Ahem. {Begins to sing rather badly and offtune} AND I THINK ITS GONNA BE A LONG LONG TIME! TILL' TOUCHDOWN BRINGS DOWN AGAIN TO FIN-
BROWNTANT 1: Stop, STOP! The Cheatball is torture enough!
ANDY: {Stops singing} Hmph... everybody's a critic...
> OH, SORRY. WRONG CHEATBALL. IN THAT CASE, BRIBE CHEATBALL WITH 5 BUCKS
ANDY: I am NOT giving that stupid... ball thing my money! I'm not that desperate!
BROWNTANT 3: For the love of Tampo, SAVE US!
ANDY: Okay, this is getting me nowhere. Maybe I should take a good look at that Cheatball.
>GO BENDINI SISTERS HOUSE
ANDY: I should get rid of this Cheatball first. I wanna hold off seeing the Bendini Sisters as long as possible. {Shudders} Just gotta take a look at him and see if I can find a strategy.
>Look Cheatball
ANDY: Lets take a look-see...
{Andy closely examines the pattern in which the Cheatball moves. He repeats the following pattern: Right, left diagonally, right, up, left, repeat.}
ANDY: That is totally useful and not random at all, I just know it.
>MIRROR CHEATBALL'S MOVEMENTS
ANDY: Nah. Looks like a cool dance and all, but whats the point?
BROWNTANT 2: ...We're done. We're just done. Game over, man. Game. Freaking. Over.
> LOOK FOR OBJECT TO OBSTRUCT PATH WITH
ANDY: ...Actually, he's kinda fun to watch. Look at him go!
BROWNTANTS 1, 2, 3, AND 4: JUST SAVE US!
ANDY: ...Wait, can't you guys shoot laser balls?
BROWNTANT 4: Y'know... its weird. We can, but our lasers all broke! ...At the same time. ...And they can't be fixed. ...Ever.
ANDY: ...Alright, this sucks. A lot. Looks like instead of risking my sweet keister, I'm gonna have to get these Uselesstants to do this themselves!
BROWNTANTS 1: Well, we had a good lives.
>GIVE MINI-CRUNCHES TO BROWNTANTS
ANDY: Alright, Craptants! I usually wouldn't do this but you're so pathetic, I feel I kinda have to.
BROWNTANT 3: Thank you?
ANDY: {Tosses a mini crunch to the Browntants} Eat up!
BROWNTANT 2: What good will that do?
ANDY: Just do what I say!
BROWNTANT 2: Fine, fine...
{All the Browntants eat their crunches. Seconds later, their antennas start glowing}
BROWNTANT 4: Wow... this is amazing! We feel like we can take on anything! Even that stupid Cheatball!
ANDY: Awes-
BROWNTANT 1: Too bad we can't.
ANDY: What!? Why not!?
BROWNTANT 3: Ahem. Bolted to the ground, remember?
ANDY: Crap!
>GO UPTANTS MOONSTOP
ANDY: Nah. I think I have the perfect remedy for those bolts.
>USE PERFECT REMEDY ON BOLTS
ANDY: {dry} Haha. How hilarious. A real riot. I am in tears from laughter. Oh wow. That was amazing. Truly the next Dane Cook of this generation. ...And that's not saying much.
>USE BLANKET ON BOLTS
ANDY: H-...how? How did you even think of that? Just... how?
>INV
>I PLAY A LORT OF SAM AND MAX, USE PICTURE ON BOLTS
ANDY: Forget Rabbid Dog and Bunnyman! I am my own man! ...Mund. ...Thing.
- Picture of Andy and Stinkoman
- Blanket
- 5 bucks
ANDY: Actually, nothing in there that can help. J-just think about it.
>GIVE 5 BUCKS TO THE NEXT PERSON YOU SEE
ANDY: For the love of- {Holds up blaster} Why do you think I have this!? Huh!? As an accessory!?
>LOOK MAP
ANDY: No way, Hanson. I'm not going anywhere until I get those Dumbtants off of my back.
>KICK SOMETHING
ANDY: {Falls to knees, waves hands in the air} I ALREADY GAVE YOU THE BLATANT HINT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
>SHOOT CHEATBALL
>/kick Other User, SHOOT THE {BLEEP}ING BOLTS OFF THE BROWNTANTS ALREADY
>HOW ABOUT THIS: SAVE, SHOOT CHEATBALL, IF THAT DOESNT WORK, LOAD AND SHOOT THE BOLTS. AFTERWARDS SING LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
ANDY: Okay, no more blatant hints guys. Promise. But for now, time to free these wussies! {Aims blaster carefully at the bolts of Browntant 1. He fires, shooting off the first bolt. He repeats, eventually freeing all the Browntants.}
BROWNTANT 2: Freedom! Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!
ANDY: Yeah, yeah. Now go kick some invisible buttocks!
{Awkward silence}
ANDY: Oh, don't tell me...
BROWNTANT 3: Funny story. We haven't moved since... well, ever. So, could you give us a hand? Please?
ANDY: Dangit, can't these things do anything themselves!? {Sigh} Fine, but this is it! {Picks up Browntant 1. Grunts} Holy-! How much do you guys weigh!? Okay, gotta make this quick. Which way do I arrange this guy?
>Right
{Andy places the Browntant in a right position, then walks over to the second, picking him up as well}
>LEFT DIAGONALLY
{Andy places the second Browntant in left diagonal position. He runs to the 3rd, panting. He picks him up}
ANDY: My arms... my poor, poor arms!
BROWNTANT 3: And you call us whiny?
>RIGHT
{Andy, instead of placing it down, really just tosses it down into the right position}
BROWNTANT 3: Hey, watch it!
{Andy just slowly walks to the fourth Browntant, and after a bit of struggling, he manages to pick it up}
ANDY {Struggling to hold up the Browntant} Tell me where to put it... TELL ME WHERE TO PUT IT
>UP
{Andy drops the Browntant in a position facing up as he falls down, exhausted}
ANDY: {Out of breath; exhausted. Raises hand} {Cough} Attack...
{As The Cheatball continues the pattern, the Browntants open fire. The apparently stupid Cheatball winds up getting hit by all the shots}
CHEATBALL: ...Cheatball. {EXPLOSION}
BROWNTANT 1: Hey! We did it!
BROWNTANT 2: We actually did it!
BROWNTANT 3: We can do anything!
BROWNTANT 4: We... have... THE POWEEEEEEERRRR!
{Each Browntant starts to glow. Suddenly, in a flash of light, all the Browntants have sprouted robotic, muscular bodies}
BROWNTANT 1: Aw, yeah! {Flexes} Let's go, my brothers! We shall find a mirror and admire our manly pecs!
{The three other Browntants cheer in agreement and run off. Andy gets up}
ANDY: ...Well, that was unexpected.
> GO BENDINI SISTERS HOUSE
ANDY: Crap! I forgot about them! Well, this is gonna suck. But one more thing before I go.
AUTO-SAVING...
AUTO-SAVING...
AUTO-SAVING...
GAME SAVED
AA
AAA
AAAA
AAAAA
ANDY: Alright, lets get this over with. {Pulls out map. Presses a button, and vanishes in a flash of light once again}
{Cut to a rather long looking ladder. Andy warps in front of it.}
ANDY: {Sighs} Okay, here I go... {Begins to the climb the ladder. Fade out.}
{Fade in, minutes later. Andy is still scaling the ladder until he comes across a gap, where the ladder is broken}
ANDY: As much as I'd love to give up and go back, I gotta find a way to fix this.
>USE BLANKET ON GAP
ANDY: {Pulls out blanket} Sorry, trusted companion. But a mund's gotta do what a mund's gotta do. {Swings the blanket around like a lasso once again, and tosses it across the gap. The blanket ties around a step of the ladder. Andy climbs up the blanket, reaching the other half of the ladder. After a few more seconds of climbing, he reaches a large floating piece of rock. In front of him is a door}
> GO THROUGH DOOR
ANDY: {Groans} I know I'm gonna hate this... {Knocks on door}
???: {Female. Southern, high-pitched} Coooooooming!
{The door opens to reveal a floating asteroid.}
???: {Squeals. Turns away.} Blanche! Come see who it is!
{Another floating asteroid enters. She squeals as well}
BLANCHE: Look, Annabelle! Its Andy! What a pleasant surprise!
ANDY: {Groans}
> GIVE BLANCHE 5 BUCKS
ANDY: {Pulls out 5 bucks}
BLANCHE: {Gasps, insulted} Andy! What kind of girl do you think I am?
ANNABELLE: For shame, Andrew, for shame...
ANDY: W-wait! That's not what I-
BLANCHE: You can't buy a woman's affection!
ANNABELLE: Tsk, tsk. You have a lot to learn, sweetie.
>COMPLEMENT SISTERS
ANDY: Good morning, ladies. Looking... {gulps} beautiful today...
ANNABELLE: Oh! Andy, you charmer!
BLANCHE: {Giggles} You're so cute, I could just eat you right up!
ANNABELLE: If you're trying to tickle our fancies, its gonna take more then that, honey!
ANDY: Really? What would it take?
BLANCHE: Well... to be honest, I like rugged men! Men who don't take orders! Men who are willing to break the rules!
ANNABELLE: And I just love it when a man brings me flowers! {Sighs happilly} So romantic...
>TALK>SISTERS "UHMM... IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I COULD DO? A LITTLE MORE I COULD DO IT ALL WITHOUT LEAVING THIS ROOM FOR A SECOND?"
ANDY: ...What?
ANNABELLE: Are you alright, sweetie? You look awfully confused.
ANDY: Er, nevermind.
>Talk>Sisters: "I took a picture with Stinkoman, does that count as rule breaking?
ANDY: {Gives Blanche the picture}
BLANCHE: Oh, Andy! You rebel!
ANNABELLE: Not even Nebulon can order you around!
BLANCHE: How... attractive!
>LOOK FOR FLOWERS
ANDY: Maybe I should try the Moonstop. Downtants always selling some kinda crap!
> GO TO MOONSTOP
ANDY: Sorry ladies, but I gotta go.
BLANCHE: Come back soon, darlin'!
ANDY: {Sigh} Sure, why not? {Pulls out map. Presses button. Vanishes in a flash of light.}
{Cut to the front of the Moonstop. A sign is up on the window. Andy warps in}
> LOOK FOR FLOWERS
ANDY: {Looks around} None out here.
>GO INSIDE AND LOOK FOR THE FLOWERS YOU DUMMY
ANDY: Fine, jerk! {Walks into the Moontant grumbling under his breath}
{Cut to the inside of the store. As usual, everything is upside-down including Andy}
DOWNTANT: Welcome back, Andy! What can I do for ya?
>ASK HIM WHAT HE WILL DO TOMORROW
ANDY: No. Shut up.
>LOOK INVENTORY
>look for flowers
ANDY: Hey, Downtant! Any flowers here?
DOWNTANT: Didn't you read the sign?
ANDY: No... {Shoots a quick glare at the player} I didn't.
DOWNTANT: 3 bucks for flowers! What do you say?
>Talk> Downtant: "This is an outrage!"
ANDY: What!? Thats WAY too much! I call shenanigans on you! SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS! SHENAN-
DOWNTANT: Alright, alright! Let me sweeten the deal. How about a whole power crunch for only 2 bucks! Eh? How bout it?
>Talk> Downtant: "Do you have anything free?"
DOWNTANT: No. I'm gonna stop you before you even ask that.
>LOOK INVENTORY, DANGIT
- 5 bucks
>buy power crunch and flowers
ANDY: You got a deal! {Lays 5 bucks on the counter}
UPTANT: Good dealing business with ya!
{A small hole opens up in the counter. A power crunch pops up along with a rather crappy looking flower}
ANDY: Wait a minute! That's not "flowers"! That's "flower"! ...A really sucky flower!
UPTANT: All sales final. Now get out!
{Cut to the outside of the store. Andy walks out, grumbling}
ANDY: Crap! Usually I'd call it quits, but dangit, I'm getting that A rank if its the last thing I do!
> USE CRUNCH ON FLOWER
ANDY: Hey, that could actually work! {Breaks off a piece of the power crunch puts it in the flower pot} And now for a dash of conviently placed water! {Pours some water into the pot. Small pause} ...Well-
{Suddenly a huge bouquet of flowers burst out of the pot. Andy falls down.}
ANDY: ...Wow. Good thing I only used half. {Tries to lift the pot, but just hardly lifts it} Oof! Heavy... HEAVY! I can't carry this thing all the way to the Bendini Sister's place! I gotta find somebody to carry this for me. But where do I look?
>Eat rest of power crunch
ANDY: As much as I would love massive pecs, I don't wanna give those sisters any ideas. {Shudders}
> GO FIND THOSE BROWNTANTS. THEY OWE YOU A FAVOR.
ANDY: Good thinking, text! I'll go check back at Browntant Park!
>Next.
ANDY: Wha- ...Okay, its simple. Have me pull out the map... select Browntant Park... I'm there. Its not rocket science, kid.
>LOOK MAP, SELECT BROWNTANT PARK, GO BROWNTANT PARK
ANDY: Finally, you do something useful. To Browntant Park! {Pulls out map}
- Andy's Room
- Downtant's Moonstop
- Nebulon's Throne Room
- Browntant Park
- Bendini Sister's House
{Andy presses a b- Oh, you know what happens}
{Cut to Browntant Park. The Browntants are nowhere to be seen, but a small, burnt yellow thing is on the ground. Andy warps in}
ANDY: {Looks around} Crap, they're gone.
>LOOK YELLOW THING
ANDY: Wait, whats that? {Andy walks up to the yellow thing. Further inspection proves it to be the Cheatball from before} Hey! I forgot! Cheatballs regenerate about a half hour after death! ...J-just go with it. {Pokes at Cheatball} Uh-oh. Doesn't look too good.
> SOMEONE LEFT A CHEATBALL IN THE RAIN, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PICK UP CHEATBALL REMAINS
ANDY: {Picks up Cheatball} Awww... poor little guy. I actually feel kinda sorry for him. Maybe I can help him out.
>INV, AGAIN
- Half a power crunch
- Bouquet
>USE POWER CRUNCH ON THE POOR LITTLE THING
ANDY: {Pulls out power crunch} Don't die on me now, man! {Holds power crunch up to the Cheatball's mouth} DON'T DIE ON ME NOW
{The Cheatball slowly nibbles on the crunch. It starts to open its eyes. Seconds later, the fully cured Cheatball is back to normal.}
CHEATBALL: Cheatball! {Happily rubs up against Andy}
ANDY: Awww! Looks like its thankful I saved its life!
>Take Cheatball, NAME CHEATBALL "EDDIE MONEY"
ANDY: Say Eddie, wanna come with me?
CHEATBALL: {Confused} Cheatball?
ANDY: Your new name! Like it?
CHEATBALL: Cheatb-
ANDY: Of course you do!
>Open Map, select Nebulon's Throne Room, go Nebulon's Throne Room.
ANDY: I'm holding off the visit to Nebulon until I get my work done. For now, I have something to ask Eddie.
> ASK EDDIE MONEY ABOUT HELP
ANDY: Say Eddie, can I ask you something?
EDDIE: Ball?
ANDY: Do you think you could give me a hand? It's a long story, but could you hold- {Pulls out Bouquet, plops it on the ground} this for me?
'{Eddie looks at the massive Bouquet and nods, picking it up without any trouble}
ANDY: Wow! Those power Crunches really pack a punch!
> GO BENDINI SISTERS HOUSE
ANDY: C'mon, little buddy. Lets go.
{Cut to The Bendini Sisters house. Andy is at the front door, Eddie Money behind him carrying the bouquet. Andy knocks on the door. The door is opened by Annabelle}
ANNABELLE: Oh Blanche, come look! Andy came back and he brought an adorable little friend!
{Blanche enters and squeals}
BLANCHE: How precious!
EDDIE: {Looks at Andy, pleased from the compliments}
ANDY: Trust me man, you do not wanna go down that road.
>Ask Eddie to give Annabelle the bouquet
ANDY: Pass it over, little man!
{Eddie hands Andy the bouquet. Andy stumbles back. He turns around, shaking from the weight. He holds it up to Annabelle}
ANDY: For... you...
ANNABELLE: {Gasps} Oh, Andy! {Takes bouquet without any trouble} You doll, you!
BLANCHE: They're beautiful!
ANNABELLE: Oh Andy, we could just... just...
{The two fly at Andy, smothering him with "kisses"}
ANDY: Gah! Oh god! Get off GET OFF GET OFF
{The two stop}
BLANCHE: Andy, you sweetie! You've been so nice to us all day!
ANNABELLE: You can bet Nebulon's gonna hear about this!
{The two fly off, giggling}
ANDY: {Wipes off spots the Bendini Sisters touched} ewewewewewew... wait... hey, I did it! I did everything! YES! All that's left is to report back to Nebulon!
>GO NEBULONS PALACE
ANDY: Well... not really a palace, but whatever you say, Hanson. Let us go, Eddie! Glory awaits!
{Cut to Andy and Eddie standing in front of Nebulon}
NEBULON: Well, well! I'm in shock, Mund! I never expected this. You gave me my offering, you saved the Browntants and actually made them not worthless, and you treated the Bendini Sisters with proper respect! Thus, with my pleasure, I award you... with a promotion from rank F... to Rank A!
ANDY: VICTORY IS MINE!
NEBULON: But with great power, comes-
ANDY: C'mon, Eddie! Lets go back to my place and party, up, down, and middle-ways!
EDDIE: Cheatball!
{The two dash off}
NEBULON: ...But I didn't tell him about the mission. Oh well, he'll find out soon enough.
{Cut to Andy, at home and in bed. Eddie is in a small pet bed next to him}
ANDY: Well, a lot of work today, but it payed off in the end! Night, Eddie!
EDDIE: Cheatball!
{The two close their eyes. Cut to the outside of the house. Camera pans, to reveal a small army of Greggos, Chorches and Jaros approaching the house}
YOU WIN! EPISODE OVER!
CONTEST WINNER: ...CHWOKA!
