16-Bit is More Than Enough/16BiMTE2
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PREVIOUSLY ON 16-BIT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH, OUR HEROES- STRONG BAD, HOMESTAR RUNNER, AND INSPECTOR PETRONOSTVICH- FOUND THEMSELVES IN PEASANTRY, AFTER AN ATTACK BY THE DREADED TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR. NOW, WE JOIN THEM AT THE ADVENTURER'S CLUB, HOPING TO FIND THE WEAPON KNOWN AS THE TROGSWORD...
STRONG BAD: {to Homestar} ...Man, can't believe it took like three weeks to load this place.
HOMESTAR: What are you looking at me for? Not my fault I dropped disk two.
STRONG BAD: Down a cliff.
HOMESTAR: Well, at least we got it back.
STRONG BAD: B- okay, deep breaths SB... Hey look we're here! {They come upon the Club, which is a wooden cabin. In front of the place is- Doreauxgard?!}
DOREAUXGARD: Hey, whitey and egghead! Lemme see your Adventurer's Pass.
HOMESTAR: I'm sorry what.
DOREAUXGARD: If you wanna get in, you gotta have one, melonade heads!
STRONG BAD: How do we get one? No, wait, three trials.
DOREAUXGARD: That's my line, dummy! It was scripted and everything! But, yeah. Win a race, solve a mystery, gain control over ancient and powerful deity. Same ol' stuff.
STRONG BAD: Well. This should be... interesting. How should we go about these... tasks?
DOREAUXGARD: No idea. Nothing of the sort here in Peasantry.
STRONG BAD: B- remember your therapy, stro bro...
{cut to the Mainframe. Homestar and SB are looking at all the portals.}
STRONG BAD: Hey! 50k Racewalker! That's a race... technically... if you take giant steps...
HOMESTAR: Let's a-go, Mario. {jumps in}
STRONG BAD: You sicken me. {he follows Homestar through the portal. They arrive at a clearing, where they see Gary Palaroncini and Steak Styles.}
GARY: Hey, it's the Strong Bad guy.
STRONG BAD: Gary! What is up, my guitar brother?
GARY: Mary had a cold, so he got me to stand in for him.
STRONG BAD: ...Isn't he red headed and, like, fat?
GARY: Dude. You are way too obsessed with that crappy cartoon of ours. {Meanwhile, Homestar talks to Steak.}
HOMESTAR: Whoo boy. I am pumped up, man.
STEAK: {he steps in place, once misstepping, causing the FAULT to appear}
ANNOUNCER: All contestants, to the track! {Gary, Steak, Strong Bad, and Homestar walk up to the track, race style.} On your mark, get set, WALK! {Everyone begins walking slowly except for Homestar, who begins dashing away. The FAULTS compile enough so that...} Okay, time! Homestar Runner, you bring a bad name to this competition! Do to your penalties, your position, 49k, will be switched with the one who has the least... Mary Palaroncini! {Gary and Homestar switch places. Homestar walks back to 23k. SB is arriving there.}
HOMESTAR: Well crap strong bro. Now we'll never win!
STRONG BAD: Actually, th-
ANNOUNCER: And we have a winner! Mary Palaronci, in first, Steak Styles, in second, and Strong Bad, in third! Congratulations, guys! {Gary, Steak, and Strong Bad arrive at the... whatever the place-stand-thing is called. Once there, SB whispers something in the Announcer's ear} What? It seems there is a technicality. Mary had his brother, Gary, stand in for him! This means that M-Gary is disqualified! First place goes to Steak Styles!
STRONG BAD: ...Well, at least that's one problem eliminated.
HOMESTAR: Well, what now, Strong Bad?
STRONG BAD: We gotta get that medal. But how... {cut to the Mainframe. Strong Bad and Homestar are looking at the game portals.}
HOMESTAR: Hey! SBCG4AP! What's that? {jumps in}
STRONG BAD: Eh whatever. {follows. They are outside the machine again.}
