16-Bit is More Than Enough/16BiMTE1
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STRONG BAD: {running next to Bubs and Homestar} What the crap?! I killed that freaking dragon!
BUBS: Uh, what the heck you talkin' 'bout? You opened that cabinet, you jumped in, knocked your stupid self out, and that thing blasted out!
HOMESTAR: But I was there too Bubs! I was the obligatory "damsel in distress."
STRONG BAD: Um. No. Homestar, go away. {Strong Bad trips Homestar, sending him flying into Trogdor.}
TROGDOR: {roars and breathes fire, which hits Bubs}
BUBS: Gah! My biscuits are burnin'! {Trogdor, ignoring Strong Bad, continues to chase after the blue face man.}
STRONG BAD: ...Well.
VOICE: Deep subject.
STRONG BAD: Jingamah- what? {turns around and sees a figure.} Who's there?
VOICE: You can call me... Inspector Petronostvich. {He steps toward Strong Bad, revealing himself as the guy from Where's An Egg?}
STRONG BAD: Whoa whoa whoa. You, are a videogame. Wait a sec- that means- I really did get rid of the Stay-Dump Elephant Man and the queen of town! Sweet! ... And Trogdor's still... hey, where's my awesome TrogSword?!
INSPECTOR PETRONOSTVICH: Hmm...
STRONG BAD: Well? Do you know?
INSPECTOR P: Nyet. But, as it happens, I am looking for something, too.
STRONG BAD: {eyes lowered} Lemme guess... an egg.
INSPECTOR P: A brilliant deduction, comrade, but the stakes are higher this time... I must retrieve... some cheese.
STRONG BAD: {eyes still lowered} Oh, silly me.
INSPECTOR P: I have an idea! In the spirit of glasnost, I shall join you in your journey. {he disapppears and is added to SB's party}
STRONG BAD: Oh crap. Here I go again. {Strong Bad walks away. Meanwhile, in a dark room...}
?????????????: Did you switch the items?
??????????????: Yes, master.
?????????????: Good. And you? {the shadowed figure points at another shadow}
?????????: Ditto.
?????????????: Heh. The Masked One will never suspect us... {evil laughter}
{cut back to Strong Bad, who is looking inside the TROGDOR! machine.}
STRONG BAD: Well, I ain't getting any more gorgeous. Er- cause, you know, I'm already that hot. {pauses} Okay let's go. {he jumps in the portal and arrives inside the Mainframe, only much more game portals are there.}
STRONG BAD: Whoah, I thought I was in heaven last time! Wait a sec... {sees Homestar} What?! You again?!
HOMESTAR: Well yeah. I had to get back my lucky quarter somehow. So I crawled in the game and ended up here. So I get to be your partner again! Hooray!
STRONG BAD: ... Someone out there hates me.
HOMESTAR: Well, what are we waiting for?
STRONG BAD: for you to get lost...
HOMESTAR: What was that?
STRONG BAD: I, uh, need to find the TrogSword. So off to Peasantry! Bye! {SB jumps through the Peasant's Quest portal}
HOMESTAR: Hey wait for me! {he follows SB. They arrive in Peasantry where...}
STRONG BAD: Hey! Peasant guys! Any y'all know where my kickcheat TrogSword is? {the peasants ignore Strong Bad}
HOMESTAR: Hey! Free box of Peasant Crunch if you can tell us where the TrogSword is!
ONE PEASANT: What the heck is a TwogSwowd?
STRONG BAD: {sighs} Hey! Wait a sec! {he calls out the Inspector} Hey man, if you get one of these guys to tell me where the TrogSword is, I'll find you that cheese!
INSPECTOR P: Hm. Seems like a fair trade, comrade. {pulls out his gun} Okay, tell me where the TrogSword is or you all will, as the Americans say, die.
PEASANT: {desperately} It- It's at the Adventurer's Club!
INSPECTOR P: Thank you. {turns to SB and HR} Well, I'll leave it to you, comrades. {poking gun at SB} Don't think I'll forget our deal. {vanishes}
STRONG BAD: ...Gulp.
Random trivia
- This picks up exactly where 8-Bit is Enough left off.
- The "Stay-Dump Elephant Man" is a reference to the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
