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subject:bubs dude! BUBS!!
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hey dude! how's it goin'?<br>
-your "long-lost" brother, bobs.

subject: financial transactions

Bubs:
Hello. I recently made a financial transaction over the internet. However, it appears the data did not get through. The receipt:

INSTANT BEARD $20.99⁹⁹
Sales Tax +$2.00
Beard Tax +$18.00
Special Discount +$33.00
Money Tax +$10.00
END TOTAL: $90 (rounded)

Please rectify this.

Thanks,
Bubs' Best Friend

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Hey Bubs, I need to stop picking this scab.
What would you recommend I do?
-Brooks

Dear Bubs,
Why don't you hang out with Coach Z?
I sense some animosity.
- Skubby

Bubs,
I know what you did to Homestar. They will find you. Your crimes will not go unsolved.
-The detectives
P.S: We found the "remains of your shirt".

subject: smoke

Dear Bubsy-Bubs,
I saw some smoke emitting from your concession stand yesterday.
What happened?

-Worried Customer