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Tampo Email DVD: "trevormail"

Summary: Trevor tries to have a date with Marzipan, but is interupted by Zubs and Coach B. The 20X6 part of this email takes place somewhere in the mid-SuperCom era, after email #20. The 2005 part takes place after email #29.

Cast (in order of appearance): Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Trevor, Booty, Zubs, Coach B, Marzipan, Homestar Runner

Places: Computer Room, Trevor's Computer Room, Marzipan's House (Outside), Marzipan's Living Room, The Field, Strongbadia

Length: 138 Lines

Date: October 19, 2005

Contents

Transcript

{Cut to the boss trio at the SuperCom.}

TAMPO: Everybody look, it is time to check THE EMAIL!!! {echoes} ...email. ...mail.

BRODY: Pretty good rap. Nice echo.

TAMPO: Thanks.

{Stlunko brings up an email and Tampo reads it.}

{Tampo says "Tampo" instead of "Tampoop" and "MI" correctly as "Michigan.}

TAMPO: Well Mel, ignoring your whole poop-related comment, I suppose I could feature Trevor more often, if it weren't for one small problem.

STLUNKO: He does not exist.

TAMPO: Yep. And even if he did... {pauses, silently rereads email} you're falling for him? What's that mean?

STLUNKO: Falling in love.

TAMPO: Love? Um... sorry Melanie, but we don't accept anymore lovey-dovey stuff since the whole "girlfriend" incident.

BRODY: You call every bad thing an "incident."

TAMPO: Well, they are. Anyway Melanie, there's only one place for the likes of you, and that's... DELETEDVILLE!!!

SUPERCOM: Email sent.

TAMPO: Email sent? To where?

BRODY: We didn't write a reply...

STLUNKO: Virus attack.

TAMPO: Ugh, stupid viruses.

BRODY: So... where was it sent to?

TAMPO: I don't know.

STLUNKO: Me neither...

{Fade to black with the following text.}

{Fade in the Trevor's computer room with the Stunky '04 on the desk. Trevor walks in.}

TREVOR: Well, those three are gone. Now let's see here...

{Booty runs up and flutters onto the desk.}

BOOTY: {clucks excitedly}

TREVOR: What's that? Oh... you don't like how you missed most of that last email, huh?

BOOTY: {clucks agreeingly}

TREVOR: {nods} Okay. Well, I suppose I have enough time for one more. Let's see what we got.

{Trevor sits down in front of the Stunky '04 and brings an email up. The camera zooms in to the computer.}

TREVOR: {reading} Dear Tampoop. {replying} Tampoop? You mean Tampo, right? Um... I'm not Tampo, I'm Trevor. Jeez, I guess Tampo did stay over too long. People are starting to confuse our email addresses or something. Now let's see here... {reading} Can Trevor come on your show more often? {replying} Well, I suppose more screentime is always a good thing.

BOOTY: {clucks}

TREVOR: Um, yeah, Booty's the one who really needs more screentime. Anyway, {reads the rest} Falling for me? Okay... Well Melanie, that's great and all, but, um, I'm taken. Yeah, taken by someone. Who is... also taken by Homestar Runner, Coach B and Zubs. But that doesn't matter. I still rule. {reading} From... MG, FHMI. {typing} Okay, well, I'm not for dating over the internet. But I have been ignoring Marzipan lately... you know, with Tampo, Brody and Stlunko living here and all. I s'pose I should go check up on her. So... peow! {gets up}

{Trevor begins to leave.}

BOOTY: {clucks angily}

TREVOR: Oh, so you want to come with me, huh? Well, I guess that's fair. C'mon.

BOOTY: {clucks happily and flies onto Trevor's shoulder, who then leaves.}

{Cut to outside the front door of Marzipan's house. Zubs, who is Bubs' head and personality on Coach Z's body, and Coach B, who is the opposite, are at the door. Coach B is up front and rings the doorbell. Trevor and Booty enter the scene.}

TREVOR: Great. What are you two doing here?

ZUBS: What? Us? Why, we're here to see ol' Marzi.

COACH B: We've lorft her alone for too lorng. We gots to get back in the game!

TREVOR: Oh. Fantastic.

ZUBS: I just got word that Homestar's been butterin' her up these past few weeks. I'm gotta fix that.

COACH B: No you're not. I will.

{The door opens and Marzipan is there.}

MARZIPAN: Oh, hi guys. Come in.

{Marzipan reenters her house and the three follow, Trevor hesistantly.}

{Cut to inside Marzipan's house. It's the main room with a "You're Welcome!" sign on the wall. Marzipan enters but then is stopped when Zubs and Coach B rush up to her. Trevor waits along the wall, watching the other two patiently. Booty perches himself on a nearby table.}

COACH B: Hey there, Marzi! How'd you like some o' this arction! {pats his belly}

ZUBS: No, no, no. That's not what the ladytypes like. They like a guy who can dance. {starts dancing by jumping on one foot and waving arms about} Ain't I great, Marzipan?

MARZIPAN: Um... okay, something's wrong with you guys. Get out of my house.

COACH B: Oh no. We're losing our tourch!

ZUBS: {stops dancing} I know what to do!

{Zubs runs up to Trevor and Booty. Trevor is curious and surprised.}

MARZIPAN: What are you doing?

ZUBS: {grabs Booty, who starts to cluck and struggle crazily} I'm going to cook you the best chicken dinner you ever had! {runs out of room with Booty}

TREVOR: {suprised, then angry} Come back here with my friend! {runs after Zubs}

MARZIPAN: That's disgusting... Coach B, stop him from hurting that poor hen.

COACH B: Of course, Marzipan. {leaves room}

{Some offscreen banging and clucking sounds are heard from the nearby room. Marzipan faces them, displeased. After a few seconds, Booty flies past Marzipan crazily and shedding feathers in the rush. He goes right out the still-open front door. Zubs, then Trevor, and then Coach B quickly follow.}

ZUBS: {while running} Come back here you crazy poultry!

TREVOR: {following} Leave Booty alone!!

COACH B: Wait up, guys! {stops running, pants} This burdy isn't built for running. {resumes running}

{With the foursome gone, Marzipan's house is quiet. There is a pause before Marzipan speaks.}

MARZIPAN: That was unpleasant. I hope they don't come back.

{Homestar Runner slowly peers his head out from right side of the couch.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey thewe, Mawzipan.

MARZIPAN: What the- {turns around} Homestar? What are you doing there?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, you know. Stuff. {jumps out} Follow me, I want to show you something.

MARZIPAN: Um... okay, I guess.

{Homestar starts leading Marzipan out of the house. Fade to black.}

{Fade to a field with Trevor walking along it, holding Booty in his hands.}

TREVOR: Well, that wasn't too bad. We lost them and I didn't even break a sweat.

BOOTY: {clucks}

TREVOR: No, I don't know why Coach B tackled Zubs to let us escape. {points beyond camera} Hey, look. There's Strongbadia. Let's see how its doing after that near-tradegy with Strong Mad.

{Cut to Strongbadia. Other than the tire, stop sign and cinderblock, it's empty. Trevor pokes his head out from the fence and looks around.}

TREVOR: {whispering} It looks empty and unprotected. Maybe I should raid- wait, someone's coming. It's Homestar... and Marzipan?

{Homestar Runner walks in the from the left wearing his Homestarmy gear. Marzipan follows with a Homestarmy bowl on her head. Trevor ducks his head back in.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Be caiwful, Mawzipan. We'we in enemy tewwetowy now! They could be everywhere!

MARZIPAN: I don't like fighting. And there's no one here, Homestar.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {turns around angrily} Shhhhhhh...! {turns back} Wait for it... wait for- CHAWGE!!!!

{While Marzipan watches, Homestar runs at the stop sign and cinderblock. He doesn't stop and trips over them, landing in the dirt.}

MARZIPAN: This is stupid. {shakes bowl off}

{Homestar Runner gets up and then looks at the stop sign, then the tire, and then the stop sign again. He looks scared.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, no! I'm suwwounded! There's no escape! I'm gonna die! Wahhh! {runs away to the right}

MARZIPAN: I'm going back home. {turns around to leave}

BOOTY: {jumps out and clucks at Marzipan}

MARZIPAN: Huh? {turns to face Booty} Oh, it's you, little hen. Did you escape?

BOOTY: {clucks and walks up to Marzipan slowly}

{Trevor comes out from behind the fence.}

TREVOR: ...hi. Yeah, um, Coach B kinda distracted Zubs, and I got Booty out of there.

MARZIPAN: I'm happy he's okay. I love little animals.

{Booty jumps onto Marzipan's "shoulder."}

MARZIPAN: {laughs} I like him. Do you have any other pets?

TREVOR: You don't know about his family?

MARZIPAN: No...

TREVOR: He's married to some sort of exotic duck. I'll have to show you his family sometime.

MARZIPAN: Well, I don't really have any plans right now. {glances at Booty}

BOOTY: {clucks}

MARZIPAN: So, if it's alright, I'd like to see them right now.

TREVOR: Oh... sure, that's great. C'mon.

{The three leave the area together. After a few seconds, we fade to the Stunky '04's screen. On it is a pop-up that reads "Click here to email Trevor."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the Angle button at the end of the email to see an addition scene.
{Cut to a field. Coach B, with his fat Bubs body, is crushing Zubs.}
ZUBS: What was that for, man? I almost got 'im!
COACH B: Oh geez, sorry about that. Marzipan told me to do it.
ZUBS: Well... {straining} can you get offa me? I think you've damaged my spleen...
COACH B: Um... {flails arms about to no avail} Sorry there, Zubsy, but it seems as if I'm stork.
ZUBS: Stork? Ugh.

Fun Facts

  • The "girlfriend" incident refers to the email with the name, which featured Tampo getting hurt at the end and was rated the Worst Tampo Email.
  • The Trevor part begins right after "marbles" and refers to that email a bit.
  • Coach B and Zubs come from the SBEmail "current status."
  • Marzipan's "You're Welcome!" sign refers to the "Thank You!" sign she owns in the real H*R universe.
  • The "exotic duck" Booty is married to is Fhqwhgads, as seen in the Tampo Email "2005."

DVD Navigation

DVD Index
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Disc 3
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