Other Character Email The Poopsmith/bored
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Overview
Poopsmith Email #29
By: Poopsmith Z
The Poopsmith runs out of emails and gets really bored.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Strong Bad, Homeschool Winner, Maxy Waxy.
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (Smoking...cigarettes...the end...of emails.)
Dear Poop Man,
There's a mesage in my Alpha-Bits. It says
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
-Peter Griffin
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Peter, those are cheerios. Yes, that's right, I've seen that episode of Family Guy. It's the one when they go to the indian casino, isn't it? Yeah. Anyhoo, this email serves no further purpose, so...POOLETED!
{BAD JOKED! BUT NOT AS BAD AS WAXLETED!}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Well, let's see what else we got here...
You have no new emails. Go away.
THE POOPSMITH: (No new emails? WHAT?) {typing} Oh well, I'll just do something else. This computer's got loadsa programs and stuff I could use. I know! I'll make a flash movie!
{One hour later...}
THE POOPSMITH: (There. Finished. Let's take a look at it.)
Powered By The Poopsmith
{"Powered By The Poopsmith" appears on the screen in brown text. The animation in the cartoon looks slightly better than Powered By The Cheat, with a little bit of shading and such, but still looks quite bad.}
{The Poopsmith is standing in a field. Strong Bad comes over to him.}
STRONG BAD: {subtitled} Hey, the Poopsmith, I made you a cake with pasta salad on it.
THE POOPSMITH: {subtitled} (What's this for?)
STRONG BAD: {subtitled} It's because you're awesome but you smell.
THE POOPSMITH: {subtitled} (Okay, I'll take that.) {He takes the cake. Strong Bad gets squished by a Heavy Lourde. Homeschool WInner walks in, carrying the Poopsmith's Boxor 186.}
THE POOPSMITH: {subtitled} (Oh, no. That Heavy Lourde was supposed to fall on Homeschool.)
HOMESCHOOL: {subtitled} I'm stealing your computer! {The Boxor emits a flame that torches Homeschool. He turns into a pile of ashes with googly eyes.}
THE POOPSMITH: {subtitled} (That's getting really old.)
{"THE END" appears on the screen. Cut back to the Boxor 186.}
THE POOPSMITH: (Well, that sucked. I'm gonna go for a walk.) {He leaves. Maxy Waxy and Homeschool Winner enter.}
HOMESCHOOL: I've got it! We'll use a spoon to dig into the computer's memory!
MAXY WAXY: I don't think you've thought this through.
HOMESCHOOL: No! It could work! ...Maybe.
MAXY WAXY: Let's just pour Lucozade all over it.
HOMESCHOOL: Okay. {He pours Lucozade all over the Boxor's keyboard.}
MAXY WAXY: Now let's GO! Quick! {They run off. The Poopsmith comes back.}
THE POOPSMITH: (Think I'll make a sprite comic about the Castlefunnies.) {He tries typing on the keyboard, but nothing happens. The buttons aren't working.} (Oh great. The two stooges poured Lucozade over my keyboard. Now I've got nothing to do. Sooo bored.) {After ten seconds he falls asleep on the keyboard}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the castle wall to see a time lapse video of the Poopsmith painting it and watching it dry.
Fun Facts
- Lucozade is a very sticky drink that makes you need to pee a lot.
- Homeschool and Maxy pouring Lucozade over the Poopsmith's keyboard is a reference to anything.
- The email the Poopsmith recieves references the Family Guy episode The Son Also Draws.
Goofs
- The letters on the bottle of Lucozade are backwards and upside down.
