Other Character Email The Poopsmith/air vent
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POOPSMITH: (Well, that was an adventure. Now lets go back to checking emails!)
Dear Poopsmith,
If you were stuck in a vent shaft with only one item, what would it be?
Dolpins
POOPSMITH: (Hmm... There's only one way to answer this.){Gets up} (To get in an air vent and figure which item is the best!)
{The Poopsmith runs inside the KOT castle. The King of Town is on his throne.}
KOT: What is it now, the Poopsmith? You've already caused me enough trouble.
POOPSMITH: Where's all my stuff? Some wierd person named doshins emailed me to go in an air vent.
KOT: ALl that crap is yours!! It's in fact your paycheck! I'm sure you can sell it to a hobo...
POOPSMITH:(Your not getting what i'm trying to say.)
{The Poopsmith leaves}
KOT:{looks left, then looks right} Now that he's gone, {Pulls out a dead body} So good! {starts eating it.}
POOPSMITH:(Well, I guess i'll take the Boxer and a bunch of crap, incase I get hungry. Oh yeah, My shovel!)
{Cuts to a scene where he is tying up all his belongings}
POOPSMITH:(Now to find an air vent!){Looks around} (Where's an air vent?)
{Cuts to a scene where The Poopsmith is at Homestar's House. The Poopsmith rings the doorbell. Homestar opens it and slams it closed.}
POOPSMITH: (Well, he's not gonna help. How about Homsar!)
{Cuts to Hosar's house}
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