Other Character Email Gunhaver/Email Gunhaver

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Subject: Celebrity arms

Dear Gunhaver,
I bet I could beat you at arm wrestling!

-Morgan Freeman

Subject: flash me if you can!!

Dear Gunhaver,
Do you like watching Jibney Isaac Neutron?
-A Random Guy!

Subject: flash me if you can!!

Dear Gunhaver, Why is just "Stealing" in Flash? Can other GEmails be in Flash? -The one who didn't make Trevor!

Subject: SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA IMPORTANT MISSION!

Gunhaver, We have intercepted some calls on the HoloNet showing</ br> Blue Laser powering up the evil weather machine.

In an attempt to steal all the elfin gold, Blue Laser</ br> is going to put Tresure Mountain in a deep freeze, with</br> the help of Morty Maxwell.

You must stop them before it snows at the beach!

-Bula, Zeeter, Multo, Wizzy, Wigg, and Gorga</ br> Zula Patrol Headquarters, Zula

Dear G-hayva,

Grand Admiral Thrawn has been reported alive!
What are you going to to?

-Captain Pellaeon

Dear Gunhaver,

Does Foxface have an Answering
Machine? If so, Why don't you give
her a  prank call. Or perhaps you
could call her and ask her out
to a date.

-Larry Bob

Dear Gunhaver,
I was wondering if you have ever 
eaten pickles with peanut butter and
ranch dressing? They're really great!
Sincerely~Audrey 3000

Subject: The Others

Dear Gunhavehr
What do all the lesser popular
commandos do when we don't see them?
- Sahm
concorde cauliflower

Hullo

Dear Gunhaver.
It's been a long time.
Sorry about what happened on our cruise in the yellow Submarine
To make it up to you, we'll hold a concert in your town,
and bring your little friend back

-Ringo, John, Paul, and George

-Ages ago, life was born in the primitive sea.
Young life forms constantly evolved in order to survive.
Some prospered, some did not, all sorts of life ebbed and flowed like the tide.
In the quiet rhythm of the mother sea, life grew.
Always seeking to survive and flourish.
Soon life began to advance towards land, opening new habitats.
A great prosperity came, as life conquered even the highest mountains.
Mass extinctions came wave after wave,
but empty niches always quickly refilled,
to once again prosper, grow, and reproduce.
Someday the next great emigration will occur,
as we leave this existence looking for another.
The journey will begin anew.
I hold within me, the memories of all that has passed.
Who am I...

Eden
K-Project

subject:powers

Hey G-dude!
I've hidden a power crystal somewhere in your headquarters!
To obtain more powers than Phil, you must find it, and eat it!
Hoping Reynold doesn't find it first,
-NachoMan

subject:Cheat-Leeches

Hey G-haver!
I have to tell you that I'm coming to
kill the infestation of Cheat-Leeches.
If I don't, they will suck out all your blood!
-Torger the Exterminator

subject:meeting

Dear gunhaver,
there's a meeting at karate kid's playhouse!
blue lasor is coming to show his evil plan to
karate kid! yoou must stop him!
-mike control

Subject:Battle Royal

Greetings Gunhaver,
I am the Master Hand. I will host a
battle at the Final Destination on June
12th to see who is most worthy of being
My rival. You shall each fight in matches
there. Whoever wins shall fight me.
Good luck,
-Master Hand

Subject:I wanna be a CC

Dear Gunhaver,

I have just quit being a spy for Blue Laser
and decided to become temporarily a Cheat Commando.
I am at the front door, can you let me in?
By the way, there seems to be a mailman in a
cage here. Can you explain why?

Hoping I get the job,

-Callum, The Unemployed The Cheat

Subject: hulkamaniac

Gunhever,
Are you a Hulkamaniac? I can't get enough of the Huilkster!! When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside, brother! My question is, WHATCHA GONNA DO, brother, when those 20-inch pythons and Hulkamania run wild on YOU?

Hulkamaniac

P. S. BROTHER!!!!

Subject: Time Travel

Hey. Did you hear about that
new time travelling program?
Why don't you buy it and use it
to cause some kind of messed
up thing in the past?

-Mitchell Smith, Australia

Subject: Rangeresque

I like Rangeresque!
I beg of you! Please make another one!

-Homestar Runner

Subject: Gunk Iller

Dear opposite brother of mine, It is me, Gunk Iller. I am your evil clone!

-Gunk Iller