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STRONG MAN: (Email is what I'm checking.) {Brings up email}

Dear golden gut,
can you ride a bike? I mean, you so big.
why don;t you run over (the) homestar?

-fredric

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Bike? I think you mean penny farthing. Of course I ride them! Sir told me!)

{Cut to the depot.}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Somewhere, over the rainbow-

{Strong Man runs in}

STRONG MAN: (Hello today! Lovely isn't it?)

{Thunder is heard. It begins to rain}

STRONG MAN: Anyway, I'd like a penny farthing and lessons please!

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Wait a while. {Leaves}

{A time card saying "Four hours later" comes up. Cut To Strong Man}

STRONG MAN: (Can't be long now}

{Cut to inside the depot. Old-timey Bubs is on the floor surrounded by scattered pieces of bike parts}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: I finally got the parts out. Now-

{Cut to a picture of a instruction booklet. It says "Sac le' Bur!}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: -How do I do this?

{Cut to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (Well, because it's been eleven days and still no bike, I'll TRY to get one from sir.)

{Cut to Old-timey Strong Bads lair}

STRONG MAN: (Can I h-)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: No.

STRONG MAN: (B-)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: I said no. Now make me some cake!

STRONG MAN: (No!)

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: What what?

STRONG MAN: (Right away!) {Runs off}

{Cut to the oldie}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} (That's it!)

{Strong Man gets up and runs off. Cut to a castle. Strong Man walks in. Cut to inside. Strong Man and The Kaiser are face to face. Strong Man does stretching and playes the song "Rye of the kaiser". He then stops and says this in a friendly manner}

STRONG MAN: (Can I have a penny farthing to go?)

THE KAISER: Auichen dach shcnitziel!

STRONG MAN: (Thanks!)

{Cut to this blank screen. What ever is said shows up on the screen}

NARRATOR: {Sounding alot like Mr. Bland} So after weeks of training, Strong Man did it. He learned to ride his penny farthing-i-ma-jig. He then entered a competition called "Tour de nineteen thirty eight." This is it now.

{Cut to a race track. Strong Man wheels in his bike}

STRONG MAN: (This is it!)

ANNOUNCER: On your marks, get set, BANANAS!

{Strong Man gets on his bike and begins pedaling. After about 4 seconds his bikes snaps and he falls on the floor}

STRONG MAN: (OW! A boo-boo!.)

{Cut to show Old-Timwy Strong bad}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Hahahahah!

STRONG MAN: (Stop it! No! WAAAAAAH!)

{Strong Man runs off. The paper comes down}

Easter eggs

• Click "golden gut" to see a golden kidney.
• Click "Sac le blur" to turn it into Oh my god!, OMG, SLB, SOL and LOL before going back to normal.
• Click Old-timey Strong Bad to see this clip

{Cut to the insidee of the workshop. Old-timey Bubs is growing stubble}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: It's been 4 months. Now what?

{A piece of bike hits him on the head. Cut back}

• Click a piece of bike to see this rap

THE KAISER: Aui, aui, aui,
shn, shn auuuuuuui,
aui, guteen taag!
blaarg, sac le blur
Walter, sac sac, daaaaaach
SCHNIETZEL!

Fun facts=

• Sac le blur means Oh my god in French.
• SOL, is a common abbriviation for "Straight outta Lynwood", a Weird Al album.