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Preparing for lots of B'n'B.

Imitation Strong Bad E-mail #6

Some lima beans ask Strong Bad to join the Homestarmy, and Strong Bad shows exactly why he shouldn't.

Page Title: Convieniently Placed Imitation 486!

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Trevor, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Homestar Runner, Homsar, Strong Sad, Gunhaver (Easter Egg), Contestro (Easter Egg), The Unguraits (Easter Egg), Silhouettes (Easter Egg)

Places: Computer Room, Strongbadia, The Field, Death Hole

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: February 1st, 2006

Running Time: 4:00 (Excluding slow motion scene - full length 4:18)

Contents

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Without me, you wouldn't even need email! {brings up email}

Subject: homestarmy
Dear S to teh B to teh SB,

You should join the Homestarmy! Those guys pwn!<br />

Your buddy,

C.Olimar788

{Strong Bad says "scroll buttons" for "SB", pronounces "pwn" as "pwin", makes a shivering sound when reading "br", and reads "C.Olimar788" as "788 lima beans".

STRONG BAD: {typing} As much as I enjoy {types in smaller font} stealing {types in normal font} lima beans, I can't help think that you have absolutely no idea what you are saying! The Homestarmy's weak, pointless, and combined, they have the intelligence of a peanut! {clears the screen} They don't even do anything! They only tried to invade Strong Badia once (and failed miserably) and they just disappeared! So, I really have no interest in joining the Homestarmy, the H-starmy, or the H-...

{Cut to a view of Strong Bad typing on the Lappy and Trevor standing next to him.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} ...asterisk-rmy. I ju-

{Trevor pokes the back of his head. Strong Bad turns to face him.}

STRONG BAD: What in the name of {quietly} Jibney {normal} are you doing here? Get out of my house!

TREVOR: Not until you agree to challenge the new and improved Homestarmy. We'll be having a battle in oh-15 minutes, so you'd better be there.

{Trevor walks away to the right. Cut to the normal email checking view. Strong Bad faces the Lappy screen.}

STRONG BAD: That guy has the weirdest physique I've ever seen. Regardless, I can't pass up the opportunity to give Homestar and the gang what they deserve. Um... a harsh pummeling. Yeah, that's what they deserve. Now the fade out.

{Fade to black. Cut to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad at Strong Badia. Strong Bad looks around.}

STRONG BAD: What's taking weirdo so long?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's probably it!

{Trevor, Homestar, Homsar, and Strong Sad walk onscreen. Homestar, Strong Sad, and Homsar are wearing orange bowls on their heads (Homsar's hat is on top of his "helmet"). Homestar has his wooden spoon. Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad face the newcomers.}

HOMESTAR: All wight, buster! It's time to take out the twash! Twevowia, will be ours!

{Cut to a close-up of Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: Sorry guys, but you can't invade us today. We've... come down with... uh... {scratches head} smallpox.

{Cut to the previous shot.}

TREVOR: Nice try, Strong Bad. It's not going to work this time.

{Zoom into The Cheat.}

THE CHEAT: {angry Cheat noises}

{Pan right to a close-up of Trevor, Homestar, and Strong Sad.}

TREVOR: Attack!

{The Homestarmy march towards Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad. Fade to black. The words "One unnecessary fadeout later..." appear before fading away. Cut to Strong Bad in front of the Strongbadia fence.}

STRONG BAD: Gnaw Mad, use your Strongstarmy punch!

{Cut to Strong Mad in front of Strong Sad. Strong Mad punches Strong Sad off-screen, creating a crashing noise. Cut to Trevor.}

TREVOR: Homsar, use Squeaky!

{Homsar dawdles to Strong Mad.}

HOMSAR: Squeaky is polishing your cheese...

{Homsar yells as his hat, Squeaky, flies off of his helmet and strikes Strong Mad, sending him off-screen with a smacking noise. Squeaky flies back onto Homsar's helmet. Cut to Strong Bad. There is a crashing noise and the screen shakes, causing the Tire to roll away.}

STRONG BAD: That's it! Use your leet The Cheat skillzors, The Cheat! {The Tire flies past in background}

{Cut to The Cheat in front of Homestar by the stop sign.}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

{Homestar looks surprised as The Cheat jumps into the air and lands on Homestar's helmet. Homestar tries to shake The Cheat off of his head.}

HOMESTAR: Awight, you purple wabbit! Twevor, help me out here!

{Trevor walks onscreen. Homestar and The Cheat face him.}

TREVOR: Duck!

HOMESTAR: All wight!

{Homestar jumps just as Trevor punches his face, knocking him onto the ground, unconscious. The Cheat safely lands by him. The wooden spoon falls into the ground. Cut to an extreme close-up of Strong Bad's mouth.}

STRONG BAD: Take that, loser!

{Trevor walks to the right when The Cheat jumps into the air and lands on his head.}

TREVOR: Not this time!

{Trevor lifts his hands, grabs The Cheat, and throws him away. Strong Bad swings The Cheat over onto Homsar, attempting to knock him out, but The Cheat bounces off Homsar's helmet with a "boing" sound, sending him flying offscreen. A crash is heard. Cut to The Cheat, who says "Mehhhhh..." before going unconscious. Cut to Strong Bad and Homsar.}

HOMSAR: The Chort is waffling your battle.

STRONG BAD: No! You've killed my lackey!

{The Cheat makes some The Cheat noises offscreen. Homsar starts to walk on the sides of the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Quiet The Cheat, you're meant to be dead.

{Homsar is on the right side of the screen.}

STRONG BAD: Ahem. Now I shall... {looks around} Hey! Where'd he go?

{Homsar is on the "ceiling".}

STRONG BAD: Don't even think about it, high voice!

{Strong Bad jumps into the air in slow motion. The words "SLOW MOTION ACTION" flash on the top-left corner of the screen. Strong Bad takes Squeaky off Homsar before landing safely on the ground. Meanwhile, Homsar falls, bounces on the ground, and flies offscreen with his helmet off. Strong Bad drops Squeaky next to Homsar's helmet. Cut to Homsar lying by The Cheat.}

HOMSAR: Pshoooo...

{Homsar closes his eyes. Pan left to Trevor.}

TREVOR: It looks like it's just you and me, Strong Bad.

{Pan right to Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: You'd better prepare yourself for some B'n'B; broken and bones!

{Fade to black. The words "Several minutes, fight scenes, and lines of dialogue later..." fly by quickly. Fade to Trevor and Strong Bad standing by the Death Hole. There's a sign indicating that Strong Badia's to the left.}

STRONG BAD: Gimme all you got, shorty!

{Trevor punches Strong Bad into the Death Hole. Strong Bad screams as he falls down. Trevor walks to the edge of the Death Hole and looks down before facing the camera. Zoom in on Trevor.}

TREVOR: Yes! I am the supreme master! Through trials and tribulations and much chicken soup, I hereby claim Strong Badia to be renamed Tre-

{Suddenly, Strong Bad appears onscreen, punches Trevor, and flies into the air. Cut to Strong Bad flying in the air.}

STRONG BAD: Wow, thank goodness for that Conveniently Placed Trampoline.!

{Cut to the Lappy. Strong Bad crashes through the roof and lands on his stool.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} So there you have it, Mr. Bean. After showing you a battle, a The Cheat knockout and a Conveniently Placed Trampoline, I hope that you'll understand why I shall never, ever join the h-asterisk-rmy.

{The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Mr. Bean" to go to Homsar's Answering Machine (version 0.2):
HOMSAR: {voice} Toilets may fly, but I'm inside an elevator! Move the beep, Molly. {beep}
{Click on a button to hear the first message.}
HOMESTAR: {voice} You did well today, you bwue midget! Thanks for the five bucks! And wemember; we will invade Stwong Badia! {tries to imitate the beep} Boop! {beep}
STRONG BAD: {voice} You really got pwned {pronounced "pwined"} today, did you? Never mess with the Strongstarmy! Oh, and you can keep the lima beans! {beep}
  • While Homsar's Answering Machine is onscreen, you can click on the toaster lever. This will change the text at the top of the screen from "HOMSAR'S ANSWERING MACHINE version 0.2" to "HOMSAR'S DEATHTRA ANSWERING MACHINE".
  • Click on "Conveniently Placed Trampoline" to see this scene:
{Cut to a scene with flashing colors. The words "Powered by the Homsar" appear. Then the scene turns to black. Cut to Gunhaver and Contestro standing around the Death Hole. Everything in the Easter Egg is in the style of Stealing.}
GUNHAVER: Watch this Contestro!
{Gunhaver jumps into the Death Hole. A "boing" sound is heard before Gunhaver flies out of the hole and onto the ground.}
GUNHAVER: Now you try!
{Contestro jumps into the Death Hole. Pan down to reveal a poorly-drawn trampoline at the bottom. The Unguraits walk from the left.}
THE UNGURAITS: Stealing.
{The trampoline disappears. The Unguraits walk away off-screen to the left before Contestro lands at the bottom. Silhouettes walk in behind Contestro.}
SILHOUETTES: Yay!

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The same boing sound is used in the Gunhaver easter egg and in the battle.
  • Using a decompiler, it is possible to see that behind the unnecessary fade-out, The Cheat's right arm is the only thing visible in Strong Badia.
  • Smallpox is a disease that was eradicated in 1979, making it impossible for Strong Bad to have it.

Goofs

  • When Strong Bad looks at Trevor the first time, Strong Bad's right (your left) eye is smaller than usual.
  • Strong Sad seemingly disappeared from where he was knocked out. He should be somewhere near Homestar.
  • There is no lip-syncing.

Inside References

  • The animation of Strong Mad punching Strong Sad is from stunt double, as is the crashing noise.
  • The background where Strong Bad is flying through the sky was taken from Main Page 8.

Fanstuff References

Image of Stealing properties obtained using Flash Decompiler.
  • Trevor is a character created by Joshua who first appeared in the Tampo Email 2005.
  • The style of the Powered by the Homsar easter egg is the same as the Gunhaver Email Stealing, which Super Sam also animated.
    • Using a decompiler, you can see the easter egg also has the same properties as Stealing. For example, an image of the lemon transition scenes, a blockquote with the email from the email, Contestro's 1st design, and Steve's second design.
  • Convieniently Placed Trampolines are a running gag created by Shim-Sham-Sam in Gunhaver Email.
  • "HOMSAR'S DEATHTRA ANSWERING MACHINE" is a reference to Other Character Email Ice Machine.

Voice Actors

External Links


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