Other Character Email 1-Up/carmensandeigo

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1-UP EMAIL 58!

1-Up is emailed about someone who he hardly even knows.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Homestar Runner, Coach Z, Homeschool Winner, Marzipan, Sticklyman. Jr, Sticklyman

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up and Homestar Runner walking into

1-UP: Well, I'm going to check my email. Okay, Dad? Okay? Umm... Nevermind.

{1-Up sits down and starts checking emails on the broken Lappy}

 Where on earth is Carmen San Deigo????!
-the chief (Location not availible

1-UP: {typing} Where on Earth? Wasn't the name Earth banned by somebody and changed it to Planet K.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks onscreen} Umm... 1-Up? What are you doing?

1-UP: Umm... Checking my email.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, Okay. But, You can stop now.

1-UP: Do you know who Carmen San Diego is?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I've never met him. But, He emailed Strong Bad once. Hmm... Well, I guess we better start looking for Marzichan's Wand. {Starts walking towards a grave}

1-UP: Wait. Stop.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Stops walking} What is it?

1-UP: Iff you took one more step. Then, Sticklyman would come and start destroying you.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: STICKLYMAN?!

{Cuts to a Flashback where Homestar Runner and Coach Z is in front of Homeschool Winner (who is knocked out) and sticklyman}

COACH Z: Nevermind dat, Homstray! Rush into deh score zorne!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Huh?

COACH Z: Fight them dangit!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oooh, fight theeeeem, done!

{Homestar Runner kicks Homeschool out of the way and starts kicking Sticklyman and sends Sticklyman into the wall. Sticklyman gets out a laser gun, aims it at Homestar's head, and charges it}

STICKLYMAN: This will be the first and last time you interfere with me... {Close up} So, Good bye...

{He is about to let go of the trigger, when SMACK! Suddenly, Sticklyman is down, behind him is Marzipan, with a pissed-off look on her face. The laser makes a hole in the wall. Cuts back to Homestar Runner and 1-Up at the Graveyard}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: He's back?

1-UP: Yes, He is. But, Now he is a Zombie.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'm ready to face him.

1-UP: No, Dad. Your too weak.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I can't live my life knowing that my wife and daughter are in trouble because of Sticklyman.

1-UP: They aren't in trouble because of Sticklyman. They are in trouble because of a person that is controlling the Sticklyman zombie. Sticklyman could even come back to life.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Takes a step back and accidently steps on a grave}

{Suddenly, Zombie and Monster hands start coming out of graves. Sticklyman and Sticklyman. Jr appear out of nowhere (Sticklyman is no longer a zombie)}

STICKLYMAN. JR: Hello, 1-Up!

1-UP: {Gasps}

STICKLYMAN: Is that you Homestar Runner? My, My. I never knew that the chosen one was your son. Hmm... This could make things interesting. Son, I will fight Homestar Runner. You can fight the Chosen One. Just be careful of the Double Deuce.

STICKLYMAN. JR: Yes, Dad.

STICKLYMAN: Just in case you even think of trying to do a Tag Team attack, We have set up an arena where me and Homestar runner will battle.

{Sticklyman clicks he's fingers. Sticklyman and Homestar Runner dissapear}

1-UP: No! Dad!

STICKLYMAN. JR: Hehehehehe. The time has come. My father is the real Master of the X gang. Not that stupid Master X guy and also, It's not 20X6 Coach Z.

1-UP: Huh? What are you talking about? I thought they were a trio of masters. The X Master Trio rules over the X Gang. It includes Sticklyman, Master X and whoever the guy in the 20X6 Stinkoman Game is.

STICKLYMAN. JR: Start fight, Sequence!

{The zombies surround 1-Up and sticklyman. Jr so that there is no escape}

STICKLYMAN. JR: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! {jumps into a giant cyborg} Hahahahahaha! You shall now die! {The Cyborg's Hand picks up 1-Up and smacks him on the ground over and over. When he stops, he starts spinning 1-Up around by the legs}

1-UP: {whispers} Oh No! How can I use any attacks while he is holding me in he's Cyborg Hand. {Uses the Double Deuce and Nothing happens} What is going on?

STICKLYMAN. JR: My cyborg can reject and deflect all types of blasts and attacks.

1-UP: Oh no! What am I going to do?

STICKLYMAN. JR: I could crush you with my Cyborg Hand! {Closes palm and crushes 1-Up. Then, He throws 1-Up on the ground}

{1-Up appears to be unconcious and eyes are closed. He has injuries and marks all over he's body}

STICKLYMAN. JR: Hahahahahahaha! He's dead. All detection units see no sign of life in that body. {Leaves}

{The Paper comes down}