Other Character Email The Unguraits/Paradox
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Th Unguraits use 1-Up's Lappotron to answer an email, but Grate comes, sommuned by the Ungurait Pharoah and those guys. Those Beta guys. Then, Stinkoman leads Doomsday to them, unknowing that Doomsday wants to destroy the world.
Cast (In order of appearance): Doomsday, Stinkoman, Delta, Alpha, Yuta, Beta, Ungurait Pharoah, Grate, The Unguraits, 1-Up, Kyle, Contestro, ????? (voice only)
Transcript
{Doomsday appears out of a portal.}
DOOMSDAY: Finally! I'm in 20X6! Now all I need to do is find those Ungurats. {Stinkoman walks by} You! Strong Bad doppleganger! Where are the Unguraits?
STINKOMAN: Well, I do remember 1-Up saying they're at my house. I'll take you to them! {They walk offscreen. Cut to The Delta Guys' Lair.}
DELTA: Did you summon him?
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Yes. I got him. {Grate walks in}
GRATE: Where am I? Why am I here?
ALPHA: We need you to create a paradox which will destroy the Unguraits, 1-Up, and friends
GRATE: Simple. I just need to get there and let my mind do the rest.
YUTA: You have psychic powers? Sweet!
GRATE: No, I have dark powers. It's like psychokinetics, but much more evil.
BETA: Great, Grate! Now go! {Grate leaves}
UNGURAIT PHAROAH: Are you sure he can handle them?
BETA: He's capable of more than you think.
{Cut to Stinkoman HQ}
UNGURAIT #1: Hey, 1-Up, do you have a computer?
1-UP: Sure! The Lappotron!
UNGURAIT #1: Good, because we need to check some email.
1-UP: You do good with that.
{Cut to the Lappotron}
UNGURAIT #1: Behold! We are checking email!
What if a new villian came onto the show, caused an irreversible paradox and sent you to an alternate universe? What would you do? Joel's a loser, Rya's a jerk, <s>Female Phil Clone</s> Count X
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Do you guys just like jinxing us? If we're right, the place will become darker, and things start to disappear and we're stuck in an unholy dimension by said villain. {the aforementioned happens} We knew it.
1-UP: {offscreen} Help! {1-Up flies in with wings attached to his head} I feel light-headed!
UNGURAIT #1: Let's go to the door and leave this house! {Cut to the front door. The Unguraits, 1-Up, Contestro, and Kyle try to leave, but the door is locked.}
?????: {loud, booming voice} You think you can merely escape my dark paradox? You have to find and defeat me to get out!
UNGURAIT #1: You're kidding. {cut to the 20X6 field. Stinkoman and Doomsday are still looking for his house.}
STINKOMAN: I remember my house being here, but all I see is this big, purple, glowing building!
DOOMSDAY: Don't you think a powerful force has taken your house into a paradox?
STINKOMAN: Impossible! I put "Paradox-B-Gone" all over it!
DOOMSDAY: You are gullible.
STINKOMAN: No. I'm Stinkoman. Who are you? Jaro Commander?
DOOMSDAY: I'm Doomsday. I'm trying to kill the Unguraits! Take me to them!
STINKOMAN: Don't worry! Let's just keep looking! {they walk offscreen. Cut back to the iside of the house.}
CONTESTRO: We've looked everywhere! We can't find him!
1-UP: {flying to the cieling uncontrolably} Well, there is one place...
KYLE: Where?
1-UP: {tying bricks to his feet as he slowly falls} I have a secret pudding stash here and we haven't checked it yet. I tried to keep it a secret, but I have no choice now.
{Cut to 1-Up's Pudding Stash. They open the door and gasp as they see Grate has eaten over half of the lifetime.}
GRATE: This is great pudding!
1-UP: You monster! I was saving those for emergency! Die! {kicks Grate in the face, stomach, and all sorts of other places. Pan over to the others who are looking at the battle, shocked. After 14 seconds, the battle is over and everything is turned back to normal. Pan back to 1-Up, who throws Grate out the window.} Noone messes with my pudding!
{Cut back outside}
DOOMSDAY: I'm losing my patience with you, Stinkoman!
STINKOMAN: Here it is! {points to his house} My house!
DOOMSDAY: Let's go in! {They go in. Cut back inside. They are eating pudding.}
KYLE: This is great pudding. {Doomsday and Stinkoman come in.}
DOOMSDAY: Aha! I've finally found you!
UNGURAIT #1: What? But how?
DOOMSDAY: Stinkoman helped.
1-UP: Who's he?
UNGURAIT #1: He's Doomsday! The most evil Jaro in the universe!
DOOMSDAY: Don't try to sweet-talk me. I'll kill you no matter what!
{Cut to the Delta Guys' lair}
GRATE: I'm sorry. I failed.
DELTA: "Sorry" won't help! Do you know what we do to failures around here?
'GRATE: What? {starts floating} What? No! No!!! {disappears}
BETA: Now what? Grate failed!
DELTA: He may have, but Doomsday might not. {laughs maniacally, after 2 seconds the others join in}
{Fade to black. "To be continued..." shows on the screen. "Click here to email The Unguraits appears.}
See also
Fun Facts
Stinkoman calling Doomsday Jaro Commander refers to the OCE Tampo character, Chorch Commander.
