Other Character Email The Unguraits/Chorch Commander
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Chorch Commander goes to the past to re-capture The Unguraits.
Cast(In ordero f appeaance): The Unguraits, The Trickster, Chorch Commander #20, Sidekick Bob, A Jaro, Gunhaver, Cheat Commandos, Elly
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: It's that time again
Dear The Unguraits,
Reports have informed us that Chorch Commander,
the Trickster and Sidekick Bob may be in power
for a while. I'd advise you to escape before
something bad happens.
-Mechanic Bob
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} You're a little late. We've already escaped.
{Cut to the Lunar Warehouse}
THE TRICKSTER: Sir, the prisoners have escaped.
CHORCH COMMANDER: What? We can't let them escape! Go capture them!
{Cut back to the Unguraits' House. There is a white flash.}
THE TRICKSTER: You're coming with us!
UNGURAIT #1: No we aren't.
{They run away from the three Jaros. They get to Contestro's Lair. They get in the RDC Robot.}
SIDEKICK BOB: Should we retreat?
THE TRICKSTER: Yes.
{They run away. Cut to the Lunar Warehouse.}
THE TRICKSTER: They have a giant robot.
CHORCH COMMANDER: Then take the entire army! I don't care. as long as these guys are caught!
{Cut to the field with The Unguraits. The three Jaros come in with the army.}
UNGURAIT #1: These guys don't give up!
{They run away as they fire cannons, guns, charge towards them. They go to the Cheat Commandos HQ.}
UNGURAIT #1: An army of robots and chickens are coming to destroy us!
GUNHAVER: Are you sure you didn't just watch an episode of Robot Chicken?
UNGURAIT #1: Yes, but that's completely unrelated to our problem!
THE TRICKSTER: You shall be recaptured! ATTACK!!!
{All the robots and chickens start attacking the HQ}
GUNHAVER: Oh, crap. Cheat Commandos...time to rock, rock on!
{all the Cheat Commandos (exept Reynold) attack the robots and chickens. The Unguraits get the RDC Robot. They aatack, and send the 3 leader jaros sky high. They end up going into deep space. They hit Elly's Ship and accidentally break in.}
ELLY: What do you want?
THE TRICKSTER: We were rrying to kill The Unguraits.
ELLY: That's what I want to do.
{They laugh maniacally. Cut back to the Steely.}
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Mechanic Bob, We kicked their butts. But I don't think we've seen the last of them...
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- I know this is less of what you were expecting, but it's not a special.
