Astromund's Blog
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| 10. I'm NOT Slacking Off, Except in the Blog's Main Page - December 14, 20X6 (FCST) |
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So, all of you must have been very disappointed at the low-quality blog entry that wasn't well thought out and had repeated jokes that might have offended some religious people. I know what it feels like. Actually, I don't, but Astromund 255 does, for he got a salad bowl thrown at his helmet once for saying something about some belief, and then his helmet malfunctioned and his helmet spontaneously blew up. Oh, wait! I forgot! I actually put a nano-time bomb on his helmet! Ah, he never insulted nobody but me after all! That lousy, no-good, dead Astromund. So, we last left off at where Saargtsson was going to tell me his life story. Now, I know that that never takes 45 days, but I'm not THAT lazy. Something happened that none of us expected. I ran. So, Saargtsson had his minions chase after me, had he not had troublesome/useless minions. Let me elaborate: -Poorbt: Ah, Poorbts. They have the same body structure as me and Stinkoman, but have cannon arms and no shields or any other type of clothing other than pants. I can deflect their shots easily with my shield, had I been against one or three. Several? Oh boy. Saargtsson is a bad snake. I actually had to use my cannon arm. -Gokul: Thank Trogador for the existance of these! The best they can do is move like a snail. And all they do is be at their computers and watch a brain, giant chicken, and a robot check emails. They rock. -Gaspeau: They were also used by Saargtsson to chase me, and they're pretty fast. I actually had to turn around and shoot some shots at them, just as I did to the Poorbts. At least the red one is the laziest of them all, not that that helps me. -Pink Cham Cham: I just avoid them. Simple as that. They never change the direction they... OH SHOOT! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT ME!!! NO!!!!!! -Fiery-Hot: Luckily, they're twirling batons right now. -Lava Falls: I hope they're not like Pink Cham Chams. They just pour lava into the lava pool. And they keep pouring. And pouring. Where does the lava come from anyway? I think they came from Ethiopia, or somewhere. -Frotzers: Slobs. They just move back and forth. THEY RULE!!! Anyway, suddenly, after seeing the Fiery-Hots, the Poorbts started tap dancing. So due to the random thing called luck, I'm being attacked by Gaspeaus and Pink Cham Chams. Wait... it's now Gaspeaus, Pink Cham Chams, and Saargtsson himself. Or is it herself? I never considered... OOF!!! The next thing I remember is that I bumped into a rock wall, the enemies were closing in on me, and a deus ex machina (in the form of a generic shadowy figure) comes to me and sends my enemies away. Then I go to sleep for 45 days. Now I wake up in this sterilized place with great bedding, Kolky, and a new computer where I am typing up my blog. Until then, next time you see me, I'll actually work on my blogpage again. See ya! Current mood: Scrambled eggs are my least favorite! Current flash movie: Little Fish - The guy who sabotages all of the books he adapts into movies! GET HIM!!! |
