Other Character Email Gunhaver/Fhqwhgads
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Summary
Gunhaver gets a strange email from a person (or a virus, probably female) who loves him and has a long freakin' name. This email is not a rip-off of the Strong Bad email I love you.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Strong Bad, Foxface (Easter Egg)
Lines: 29
Transcript
{Gunhaver is sitting in a chair in front of his Orange 02 without his hat for some reason. He types "run gunhaver_email" while singing something.}
GUNHAVER: Oh where, oh where, has my stupid hat gone? Iām supposed to go on a date today! {The following email pops up on the computer as Gunhaver reads it, with difficulty.}
i love u
-fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf
{When reading the name, Gunhaver says: "Fhqwhgads, whoa, the famous Fhqwhgads, and the rest must be her last name."}
GUNHAVER: Thanks for the email, Fhqwhgads, but the problem is, I already have a girlfriend. Her name is Foxface, so you should know. Wait a minute, weren't you Strong Bad's lover? Oh man, I ought to do something!
{Cut to Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Bad is in front of his Lappy 486. He types "strongbad_email.exe" and receives the following email as he reads it.}
Subject:FhqwhgadsDear Strong Bad,
I have recently received an email from a girl named Fhqwhgads,
who says she loves me.
The problem is I already have a girlfriend and am
about to go on a date with her, maybe to some pizza place. Wasn't she your lover?
From,
Gunhaver
STRONG BAD: Look, stupid name, I have to comment on your spelling. It's PERFECT! You even spelled Fhqwhgads right! Now what's the problem, Gun man? Wait, did you just say she loves you? FHQWHGADS! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! DELETED!
{Strong Bad deletes the email and runs away, screaming.}
{Cut back to Gunhaver's computer.}
GUNHAVER: Well, now I've got that settled with, Fhqwhgads, I've got one thing to do. DELETED!
{Gunhaver deletes the email.}
GUNHAVER: All right, people, I have to go on a date. And look for my hat. Bye.
{The Paper comes down, saying: Click here to email Gunhaver at gunhaver@homestarruner.com. Gunhaver leaves.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the computer to see Gunhaver and Foxface on their date in a Pizza Restaurant:
{Gunhaver (hatless) and Foxface were sitting on chairs by a table.}
GUNHAVER: While we wait for the pizza, let's play a game. What am I going to say next? General Hoffman, or General Frenchman?
FOXFACE: General Hoffman?
GUNHAVER: General Frenchman. What about the next one? General Hoffman, or General Frenchman?
FOXFACE: General Frenchman?
GUNHAVER: General French... Hoffman! It's General Hoffman!
FOXFACE: This game is hard!
Fun Facts
- The email is the exact same email from the Strong Bad email: I love you.
- Gunhaver's hat song is based on another song which includes the lyrics: "Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone?"
- Strong Bad talking about Gunhaver's perfect spelling on the word Fhqwhgads is based on the Strong Bad email: sibbie.
- Gunhaver broke the fourth wall when he addressed the "people" in the end.
- The game Gunhaver and Foxface play is the Sid game from the Strong Bad email: date. In fact, Gunhaver changing the answer from General Frenchman to Hoffman is the same as Homestar saying "Sid Hoff-Frenchman" when Marzipan said "Sid Hoffman".
- This may show the Cheat Commandos live in the same world as the world where the main characters live (i.e. Homestar, Strong Bad).
