Other Character Email Homestar/Freeze Pop
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Homestar Email #27: "Freeze Pop"
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner
Homestar gets a freeze ray. His Compy gets frozen.
Transcript
HOMESTAR: Email to the left, email to the right. My email show is out of sight!
Dear Homestar,
I have created a freeze ray!
You can use it to freeze stuff like
that 'freaking marshmallow'.
If it doesn't work, contact me!
Hope you like it,
Conchris
ATTACHMENT: freeze_ray.exe
HOMESTAR: {reads email} Wow, a free freeze ray! Download! {clicks "Download"} Maybe I can freeze Freezy Pops! A free freeze ray that freezes Freezy Pops. Um, what does "Freeze" mean again? {download completes and a remote with a "freeze" button appears.} Now to freeze my Freeze Freezy Pop Freezes-- Oh, you know what I mean! {A Couple Hours Later..}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {Walks in with 2 popsicles and starts singing the Freezy Pops jingle} Freezy Pops, Freezy pops! Cheesy, squeezy, Freezy Pop! Blah, blah, blah, Freezy pops! {Stops singing} Now, to freeze that freakin' marshmallow. But where to find him.... {Homestar types in "Marshie.egg"} There he is! {Presses "freeze" button. The Compy is enclosed in a block of ice} NOOOOOOOOO! MY COMPY!!!!!!!!
STRONG BAD: {leans in} Woah, de ja vu. {takes picture, then exits.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: NOOO! Look what you did, Chris! You're a con man! That must bewhy you're called Con-Chris! My Compy is in a box of ice! Nooooo... I know! I'm going to check another email! But how? {Music plays; "Dun-dun-duhn"} I know! I'll use my portable remote! {He presses a button marked "Chek da email thing" and an email appears on the Compy screen}
Dear Homestar, Would you LIKE a FREE NEW LAPTOP called Lappy 5000?
Much better than your current piece of
crap! This laptop can...ummm.....PLAY GAMES unlike
your current computer.
Hoping-to-rip-you-off,
Hera-wait I better put in a fake name....
Strongbad
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hmm...
NARRATOR: Coming soon in the next Homestar Email... Terror, fury, romance, (Okay, not romance) Action, adventure, and staircases! Now stay tuned for our newest cooking special, in which chef Marzipan prepares Piemonade!
{The Paper comes down.}
Easter Eggs
None.
