Other Character Email 1-Up/infection

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1-UP EMAIL 123!

Mitchell and Strong Bad make a sequel to two of my favourite 1-Up emails.

Cast (in order of appereance): Mitchell, Strong Bad, 1-Up, Old-Timey Cherry Greg, Old-Timey Strong Bad, The Strong Man, The Sneak, Homestar Runner, The Cheat, Old-Timey Bubs, Old-Timey Homestar Runner, Fat Dudley, Dangeresque, Mayor Homsar, Bubusuke, 30X2 Pan Pan, Marzichan, The Chibilichi, Stinkoman

That is Old-Timey Bubs.

Transcript

{Cut to Mitchell on the Lappy 486. Strong Bad walks onscreen}

STRONG BAD: What is this? A sequel to virus?

MITCHELL: That's right. The virus trilogy is now complete.

STRONG BAD: Trilogy? There are three- Wait! What are you doing on my computer?!

MITCHELL: Uhh, park!

{Fade to black. Cut to a scene from the original 1-Up email, virus. 1-Up is on the Lappy, but a red and black version of Gate from Mega Man X6 with a black coat teleports in and crashes most of the Lappy with him}

1-UP: Woah!

NARRATOR: {narrating} "Virus", was once a great motion picture, or some kind of 1-Up email.

{Cut to a scene from the 1-Up email, digital infection. Cut to 1-Up at the Windomac 30X6}

WINDOMAC 30X6: Virus downloaded.

NARRATOR: {narrating} Then there was the sequel, "Virus 2: Digital Infection"

{Fade to a black screen. 1-Up slowly appears onscreen}

NARRATOR: {narrator} Now be ready for the ultimate virus email adventure, {in deep voice} "Virus 3: Judgement Day".

1-UP: Huh? Who are you talking to?

NARRATOR: {narrator} Mr. Greg. The father of Cherry Greg.

{Cut to 1-Up standing in an Old-Timey Field standing in front of a man with black hair, who is obviously Mr. Greg}

1-UP: Oh, hello. What were you talking about just then?

OLD-TIMEY CHERRY GREG: Well actually I was just reading this piece of paper I found at the post office.

1-UP: Oh, I see.

{Old-Timey Cherry Greg leaves, as 1-Up looks around and stares at certain buildings}

1-UP: What is going on here? This doesn't look like 20X6, 30X2, 40X6, 2006, 2650, 4790 or even 1985.

{Old-Timey Strong Bad walks onscreen with the Strong Man and the Sneak}

THE SNEAKS: {wiggles nose}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Yes. This strange man is too colourful. The Strong Man, remove him from the sight of others before he makes a bright light that'll destroy the universe.

1-UP: Yes. I am colourful, you black and white rip-offs.

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: What, what?! Back and white rip-offs?! You baffoon! How dare you spoof our off-ripped pants!

1-UP: Errgh, what?

{The Sneak walks up to 1-Up and wiggles his nose}

1-UP: Of course I do. Why wouldn't I?

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Now I know why you are colourful! You're an alien!

{1-Up spin-kicks Old-Timey Strong Bad into the Strong Man. The Strong Man gets up and looks at 1-Up, angrily}

THE STRONG MAN: MEGA-NANNY!

{The Strong Man grabs 1-Up's foot and spins him around three times before throwing him into the sky}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Good job! You deserve some fresh jam!

{The Strong Man grabs Old-Timey Strong Bad's head and spins him around three times before throwing him into the sky, just like he did to 1-Up. Cut to a post office with a telegrammaphone sitting in the right corner. 1-Up crashes through the roof and lands on the floor on his butt, right next to the telegrammaphone. 1-Up gets up, but then Old-Timey Strong Bad crashes in the same way 1-Up did and lands on 1-Up}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: WAGH! It's telegram time! Where is that stupid the Sneak with my telegram?

1-UP: I thought it was the Sneack, {pronounces "Sneack" as "Snake"} not the Sneak.

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Oh, dang those poor telegram people of the future! They are always fighting over the Sneak!

{Short pause}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: {shouts} THE SNEAK!

{The Sneak walks onscreen and hands a piece of paper to Old-Timey Strong Bad using his mouth}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Good job, the Sneak. Maybe I should start putting you up for newspaper duty.

THE SNEAK: {wiggles nose with an angry face}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Because you remind me of a dog! That's why! NOW GO GET THOSE PARSNIPS!

{The Sneak runs offscreen, as Old-Timey Strong Bad stares at the telegram and starts to read}

OLD-TIMEY STRONG BAD: Dear Infected #0004, Stop. You have received a- {stops reading} INFECTED #0004?! Oh no! I've caught a virus! I must go to that baffoon of a doctor!

{Old-Timey Strong Bad runs off, leaving the telegram on the table. 1-Up picks it up and starts reading. Cut to a close-up of the telegram}

1-UP: Uh oh! Infected 0004? That means that the virus wars have started!

{Cut to Strong Bad at his Tandy, sometime during Strong Bad email #33}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Yep. I remember those days, Mike. Those were good days... {sniffs} good days.

{The email shrinks to the center of the screen with a powering-down noise}

STRONG BAD: {mutters} What the crap?! {the monitor sparks sharply} Whoa! Whgjht?

{The computer spontaneously explodes in Strong Bad's face covering his head in soot and ash. Cut to Bubs walking into the room a few years after the Tandy incident. Bubs has a tomato for a head and has Homestar's leg in his hand}

BUBS: I should of done this a million years ago!

{Bubs using Homestar's leg to shoot down the Compy, thus making it explode and everything returns to normal. Cut to 1-Up's computer, the Lappotron, in 20X6, still sitting in the Stinkoman HQ ofthe unaltered timeline}

LAPPOTRON: Well, my head asplode!

{The Lappotron explodes with no warning, and covers the screen. But at the same time, the background fizzles out of existance due to 1-Up's actions in the past. Cut to Homestar Runner with his acorn-type thing in his hand, from the email "instrument". Homestar blows into the acorn thing}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Darn, looks like it doesn't work. So until next time folks, see ya.

{The Cheat walks onscreen with his face all blown up, with a hammer in his hand. He jumps up on to the table that Homestar's computer is on}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woah, hey the Cheat! What's up?

{The Cheat smashes Homestar's computer with the hammer. Cut back to 1-Up staring at the telegram}

1-UP: I have to get out of here and save them!

{The telegrammaphone explodes and sends 1-up flying out the door. Cut to a zooming background, in which 1-Up flies by}

1-UP: WAAAAAAGH!

{Cut to a Depot, in which 1-Up lands right next to Old-Timey Bubs}

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Would you like some parsnips?

1-UP: No, but I'd like to kill you! I must kill you due to the fact that you sent me back in time, in order to take my pudding away from me!

OLD-TIMEY BUBS: Sorry. I can't hear you. I'm a little deaf in my left ear.

1-UP: {angry} Prepare to die! You are going to pay for- {head turns into a raddish}

{Old-Timey Bubs dissapears in thin air}

1-UP: {still with raddish head} Oh no. The virus is starting to take effect, and it won't be long till stuff from different periods in time will explode or smash somehow due to the glitch's effects.

{Cut to Old-Timey Homestar Runner talking to Fat Dudley standing in front of a bunch of barrels next to the Twig (Old-Timey the Stick)}

OLD-TIMEY HOMESTAR RUNNER: You sure we right, Fat Dudley. We could've used those two pennies in a situation like this.

FAT DUDLEY: {flapping his hands and saying the words musically} Bo, bo bo bo bo, bo bo, bo bo!

OLD-TIMEY HOMESTAR RUNNER: You know what, Fat Dudley. You're right.

{Old-Timey Homestar Runner's head falls off his body and lands on the ground. Old-Timey Homestar Runner's head coughs up a soup can}

OLD-TIMEY HOMESTAR RUNNER: {spewing gibberish}

FAT DUDLEY: Baddalang, baddalang, baddalang!

{Fat Dudley turns into Dangeresque and suddenly the background turns into a bunch of numbers. Cut back to 1-Up at the Depot, still with the raddish for a head}

1-UP: {muffled voice} I must find the source of the problem and destroy it!

WEIRD VOICE: {voice only} TOMATO SAUCE!

{1-Up's head turns back to normal as he runs offscreen. Cut to 1-Up running towards an old mansion}

1-UP: If anybody knows what to do in a situation like this, it'd be Mayor Homsar.

{1-Up stops in front of the door and it opens itself. Mayor Homsar comes out and puts a sign on the door saying "Gone fishin'", and then he gets out a gameboy and uses it it to hammer the sign into the door}

1-UP: Umm, mayor?

{Mayor Homsar drops the gameboy and the sign. Mayor Homsar turns to 1-Up and looks up at him}

MAYOR HOMSAR: How are you doing, young fellow? How shall I help you?

1-UP: I must warn you that everything is going glitchy. You have to destroy the virus at it's source.

{Mayor Homsar turns into a cardboard version of Marzipan}

1-UP: Well, that's just great. Now I have to figure out a way to stop this virus that can change reality for some reason.

{1-Up runs into the Mayor Homsar's mansion, and the cardboard version of Marzipan falls to the ground. Cut to the inside of the mansion, 1-Up walks in and notices Bubusuke on a computer in the corner of the room}

1-UP: Bubusuke?! What are you doing in this time period?! And how were you able to bring that computer back in time?!

BUBUSUKE: What?! {turns around and notices 1-Up} Agh! Umm, I diddn't do anything!

1-UP: How come this mansion hasn't been effected by the virus.

BUBUSUKE: You fool! I am the virus!

1-UP: What?! That explains a lot. So, you put a shield around the mansion so that if anybody outside the mansion would be effected. You are the cause of most of the viruses in a lot of email shows.

BUBUSUKE: But you will never defeat me! Robot-arm deuce!

{Two robotic claws appear on Bubusuke's hands, followed a a weird metal scratching noise. Anime music starts to play in the background as both opponents prepare to fight by striking a pose}

1-UP: {three dots appear when 1-Up talks} Dot, dot, dot.

BUBUSUKE: {three dots appear when Bubusuke talks} Dot, dot, dot.

{The dots disssapear and they both start running towards each other in an anime-ish fashion. The camera rotates all the way around three times similar to what happens in the Matrix, as they both jump into the air}

1-UP: Yatta!

{1-Up starts to glow in a light blue-ish colour, and causes Bubusuke to fall backwards and crash into his own computer, thus making everything outside turn back to normal which can be seen out the mansion window}

1-UP: 20X6! I 20X6'd you good. But how do I get home?

{1-Up turns back to normal as he floats back towards the ground}

1-UP: Well, that takes care of that. But there are still millions of viruses out there though. I won't be able to stop them all. {the anime music stops} Hey, wait a minute! PUDDING POPS!

{1-Up dissapears in a flash. Cut to the apocalyptic world of 20X6 inside alternate Stinkoman HQ. 1-Up appears in front of the alternate version of his computer}

1-UP: It worked! I knew that putting emergency time machines in all my computers would work! Obviously, my alternate self did the exact same thing.

{30X2 Pan Pan, Marzichan, The Chibi and Stinkoman appear}

30X2 PAN PAN: Why do we have to follow you everywhere?!

MARZICHAN: You've made this apocalyptic world much worse due to going even further into the past.

1-UP: Oh, what'd I do this time?

STINKOMAN: Seeing as your emails follow you everywhere, no matter what time period you are in, you got a virus email from 20X6 which effected the past, thus making the apocalyptic world even worse and glitch-filled. Too many virus challenges give me a headache!

1-UP: Oh, crap!

{The holigraphic paper comes down saying "Click here to email 1-Up"}

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The first two virus emails were the 8th 1-Up email and the 98th 1-Up email, this explained why Mitchell called it a trilogy.
  • The beggining part is a reference to the Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer.
  • The idea of computers exploding or catching viruses was originally started by the Strong Bad email virus.
  • The part with all the computers exploding or somehow being damaged are taken from various email shows or flash cartoons, here they are in order.
    • Strong Bad when his Tandy exploded in the email known as "gimmicks".
    • Bubs, sometime during the email "virus", shooting down the Compy.
    • The Lappotron, 1-Up's computer, in the unaltered timeline.
    • A scene from "intrument", which is a Homestar Runner email.
  • Fat Dudley speaks like Pan Pan for a small amount of time during this email.
  • This email, like previous virus emails, parodies the Strong Bad email, virus.
  • The dots may refer to the Under Contruction toon.
  • The jump and camera rotation refers to the Matrix movies.
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